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I wish I were a carpet, then I could lie down every morning.

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it's weird being the
same age as old people

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contenance,
motherfuckers

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if coriander was a shoe it'd be a pair of crocs

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i named my toilet jim. so when I tell folks I go to the jim each morning
they're proud of me.

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i don't want to show off, but last year's flip-flops still fit

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100kg auf der erde entsprechen 37kg auf dem mars.

ich bin also nicht zu dick, sondern nur auf dem falschen planeten!

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ich war vor kurzem fotomodell für ein fitnessstudio.

ich bin das vorherbild.

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