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is fucktastrophe a word? because i feel it would be very useful...

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Glad Bold found the energy to put on a new mission ;-)

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Q: why can't a dyslexic person tell a joke?

A: because they always punch up the fuck line

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have you heard of a reverse exorcism?

its where you have to summon satan to get the priest out of the boy

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'men will fuck anything' says the gender who will use cucumbers, candles, broom handles and about 73 different toys to masturbate

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Electricity has become so expensive that police have had to replace stun guns with electric eels

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I am a hurricane

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A LARGE OIL COMPANY ANNOUNCED THAT IT IS GOING TO START PRODUCING FUEL FROM INSECT URINE, I THINK IT'S BP.

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You say antisocial
I say protecting my energy.

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$_ c ". Hey, one monkey ` \_ / \^ \_| | | Don't stop no show$

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There are few things that get better with use.
The brain is one of them.

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IF THE DOCTOR OFFERS YOU DRUGS, DON'T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN CRACK

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"I THINK IT IS JUST TERRIBLE AND DISGUSTING HOW EVERYONE HAS TREATED LANCE ARMSTRONG, ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HE ACHIEVED, WINNING THE TOUR DE FRANCE RACES WHILE ON DRUGS.

WHEN I WAS ON DRUGS, I COULDN'T EVEN FIND MY BIKE"

-WILLIE NELSON:

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powered by the sun -
driven by endless hope

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WELL, THIS MORNING HAS STARTED OUT LIKE GALLOPING GOLDEN RETRIEVER , ON A FRESHLY WAXED HARDWOOD FLOOR!

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SEXY IS AN ENERGY,
NOT A BODY TYPE.

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