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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

283

Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

223

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

325

Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

78

Favorite type of music to play during sex?

You.

51

If sex, shots, or sleep can't solve it, you have a fucking problem.

40

Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

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Sex? No thanks, my life fucks me every day

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I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive:

"Hi".

56

If I'm still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich.

128

Relationships
without sex
are like happy
meals without
toys •

108

Sex is a sensation
caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location, in a girls destination.
To increase population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

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