DominicLomax's Posts

What makes a man born to such privilege,
Hate people so much,
Greed and hate, that is all he knows.

Not a politician,
Not a republican,
A rage filled paedophile.

He even hates his own people.

#orange-nonce, #POTUS

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Epstein distraction,
Needs to be MUCH BIGGER now,
Nuclear is the path.

You know they'll launch it,
And blame it on someone else,
Epic orange nonce.

#senryu, #nuclear, #warofchoice, #apocalypse, #nigh

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Vodka morphtini,
25 mil chilled vodka,
10 mil Oramorph.

#senryu

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Hatching out in Spring,
The mobility scooters,
And wheely Zimmers,

All milling about,
Fucking around with their phones,
Stuffing their faces.

#haiku, #senryu, #Spring, #zombies, @MyM

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Sunshine and blue skies,
Yet the feeling remains strong,
Existential dread.

#haiku, #fear, #doom

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Searching for mouse holes,
Big black and yellow fuzzy,
Buzzing bumblebee.

#haiku, #BIG, #bumblebee, #nature, #beauty

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Nonces with green ties,
Sporting large sods of shamrock,
They are not Irish.

#senryu, #sláinte

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I am peacemaker,
I bomb schoolgirls,
I torpedo unarmed ships,
I will unleash nuclear war,
I am peacemaker.

I am everything,
Fear me,
Do what I say,
Or you will die,
I am peacemaker.

Ziya, MyM, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

When the orange nonce,
Finally confronts the truth,
He'll reach for the nukes.
Cos' if he has to go down,
The whole world goes down with him.

#tanka, #kid-bully-mentality, #end-of-days

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The wars of old men,
Embittered by years of greed,
Ancient paedophiles,
With nothing better to do,
Than murder others children.

@CurrentNobody, @janem803, @MyM, @ZeepBella, @juliettebravo, @Krisargent, @AndSheCame, @Sledge

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The Orange Nonce war,
First strike murdered girls at school,
Measure of the man.

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So the second term,
Is the Great Tribulation!
Who knew it was true?
Eight hundred and fifty days,
Until it's Armageddon.

#tanka, #bible, #rapture-must-be-soon, #false-prophet, #orange-nonce, #WW3

Ziya, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

Coriolis turns the weather wheel,
Counter-clockwise, like heavy steel;
Cyclonic, tightening layers of grey,
Dragging the rain in here to stay.

It doesn't move, it finds no track,
A stationary giant in the night so black;
Relentless, the rain pours sheets of lead,
There is no wind - the puddles spread.

The weather system stalled at night,
Dousing the stars and every light;
Heaving vapours from the sea,
It waits in silence - too dark to see.

#rain, #when, #will, #it, #stop

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Tinkle tinkle
Short flush
Plop plop
Long flush

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Breakfast en plein air,
Family and friends gathered round,
Aged matriarch,
Belches a loud, long foghorn.
"Bravo" cries a man, clapping.

#tanka, #matriarch, #belch, #burp, #foghorn, #i-was-that-man

Krisargent, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

King of the nonces,
Never been a better nonce,
Just ask anyone.

#nonce, #paedo, #senryu

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Ring go,
Runny tummy,
Pissing rusty water,
Pyroclastic diarrhoea,
Burnt hole.

#american-cinquain, #diarrhoea

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Dissolving your teeth,
The German way from Werther,
By Gustav Nebel.

#senryu, #Werthers, #Echte, @Arxvis

Krisargent, arxvis and CurrentNobody like this

Tragic Dick Wagner,
Epics of greed and power,
While the gods crumble,
A conflicted redemption,
Sacred versus profane love.

#Wagner, #Richard, #tragic, #tanka, #leitmotifs, #mighty-opera, @arxvis

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Vesper martini,
I'm so sophisticated,
And alcoholic.

#senryu, #gin, #alcoholic, #casino_royale, #007, #ian_fleming

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Ubiquitous hat,
3M Thinsulate beanie,
Comfortable and warm.

#senryu, #hat, #prosaic

Krisargent, lonelyscribe and CurrentNobody like this

Skull cracked like a nut,
By placing your head between,
A speedskaters thighs.

#senryu, #olympics

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Shake that gorgeous booty,
You are my tutti frutti,
All candied and diced,
And highly spiced,
You're such a clootie beauty.

Drizzled with runny honey,
You're my sticky Gummi,
With cinnamon swirls,
And chocolate pearls,
You are a chocolate bunny.

A zesty little pickle,
You make my gherkin tickle,
With a dash of brine,
And Shaoxing wine,
You're my salty pumpernickel.

#nonsense

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A billionaires club,
For men united in greed,
And fucking children.

#senryu, #greed, #paedophiles, #bringthemtojustice

boldino, TimBuktu, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

Wealthy,
Middle aged men,
Fucking young girls - children,
With their wretched old cocks and balls,
EVIL.

#American-Cinquain, #you-know-who, #I-hate-them-all, #why-protect-them, #is-it-just-money

Sledge, MyM, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Today's achievements:
Refilled the pepper grinder,
Repotted basil.
More like gravel than hard core,
But at least the Sun came out.

#tanka, #winter, #Sun, #basil, #emptiness

MyM and CurrentNobody like this

Nonces rule the world,
Their greed and vile perversions,
Are without limit,
They bask in their own glory,
Yet the people worship them.

Protecting paedos,
Calling children young adults,
Feeding them old cock,
Those despicable bastards,
Yet the people worship them.

#tanka, #2stanzas, #nonces, #pedos, #dystopia, #worship

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Five miles in the sky,
Scream a thousand miles,
Napalm to the bone,
You bet my aim is true,
It's a bomber.

#Rock_Cinquain?, #Motörhead, #Bomber, #heavy_rock

Moto_Kailey, AndSheCame, lonelyscribe and CurrentNobody like this

Woke in a doorway,
Lost hours in Soho haze,
Who the fuck are you?
Searching for a hidden soul,
I really want to know now.

#tanka, #The_Who, #Who_are_You, #rock

Moto_Kailey and CurrentNobody like this

Toasted ginger cat,
Sleeps so close to roaring hearth,
The heat is intense,
Wisps of smoke begin to rise,
Singed fur upon his belly.

#tanka, #winter, #ginger, #cat, #belly, #Benjie_had_a_belly

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Warm colour orange,
Hardwood and coals in the stove,
Warmth filling the home.

#haiku, #winter, #I_miss_my_stove, #cosy

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Grey shrouds veiling light,
Short dim days fade to dark,
Sunlight such a thrill.

Clouds weep for the end,
Drumming upon sodden ground,
Rivers run through streets.

East wind cuts like glass,
Shivers run through leafless trees,
Bitter breath of beast.

#winter, #3stanzas, #haiku

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Round and round they go,
Surveilling the derby crowd,
Rozzers in the sky.

#senryu, #soccer, #derby, #Pompey, #BlueArmy

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Uninvited guest,
Black fly buzzing round and round,
While I take my bath.

#senryu

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Mirror,
Kind eyes found hers,
Waking the inner light,
He showed her what it meant to be,
Alive.

#American, #Cinquain, #Adelaide_Crapsey

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Pointless wars of greedy men,
Will never end while rich is king,
People burned and burned again,
Pointless wars of greedy men,
The same deceit for now as then,
And bitter are the lies they sing,
Pointless wars of greedy men,
Will never end while rich is king.

#triolet, #wars, #money, #greed

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Hubris of the few,
Safe in ivory towers,
Crowned with oil and gold,
Destroying all that is good,
Making people pray for bread.

#tanka, #dystopia

Moto_Kailey, MyM and CurrentNobody like this

Painless finger cut,
Didn't know it was bleeding,
Touched so many things.

#haiku, #senryu, #blood, #onsomanythings, #cleanup

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Fading Forum, an ode to Boldomatic

Missing squares of verse,
Circle of doom and errors,
Friendships lost in time,
Hard to build on patience lost,
Value fades as servers fail.

#tanka, #Boldomatic, #still_unreliable, #losing_patience, #quiet_on_here_now, #not_many_left

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Vladimir Putin,
Deployed his Agent Orange,
No, not dioxin.

#haiku, #senryu, #dystopia, #nodemocracy

Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Was just yesterday,
Felt content for a short while,
As good as it gets.

#haiku, #senryu, #vacuum

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You can get a job,
Shooting ladies in the face,
Saw the video.

#haiku, #senryu, #dystopia, #Renee_Good, #ICE, #Gestapo

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Where disc meets nerve root,
Random electric spasms,
Cause a spastic dance,
Stabbing stabbing in the spine,
Racing down to heel and toe.

#tanka, #L5S1, #radiculopathy

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Where is the love?

#love, #peace, #unity, #lost

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Civilisation,
More now than ever before,
I fear it ends soon.

#haiku, #senryu, #dystopia, #fear, #the_end, #WWIII

CurrentNobody likes this

Tony Fucking Blair,
Seriously... another
Money grabbing cunt.

#haiku, #senyru, #greed, #hubris

MyM and CurrentNobody like this

The Tribulation,
An unholy trinity,
Of three dictators.

#haiku, #senryu, #2026, #not_looking_so_good

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I'm sorry I have nothing to tell you

How's things, how are you today?

I can't hear you, I still cant hear you

#villanelle, #poem, #in_6_stanzas, #verse1

Moto_Kailey, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and lonelyscribe like this

Did you get to the beach, how was the view?

Not good today, I have nothing to say

I'm sorry I have nothing to tell you

#villanelle, #poem, #in_6_stanzas, #verse2

Moto_Kailey, CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

Groynes are gone, the beach is receding too

Erosion is creating a whole new bay

I can't hear you, I still can't hear you

#villanelle, #poem, #in_6_stanzas, #verse3

CurrentNobody, MyM and AndSheCame like this

Cafe in the park! how was the brew?

Didn't go out, just don't know the way

I'm sorry I have nothing to tell you

#villanelle, #poem, #in_6_stanzas, #verse4

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and lonelyscribe like this

The clouds are scudding and the sky is blue

An improvement upon that dull slate grey

I can't hear you, I still can't hear you

#villanelle, #poem, #in_6_stanzas, #verse5

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

That traffic and roadworks to fight through

Guess it's time now, I'd better make my way

I'm sorry I have nothing to tell you

I can't hear you, I still can't hear you.

#villanelle, #poem, #in_6_stanzas, #verse6

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

"Jesus fucking Christ,
Not the poetry again,
What is wrong with you?"

#haiku, #senryu, #poetry

AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

That thing you have...
I want it. Give it to me.
Or I will take it.

#haiku, #senryu, #dystopia, #2026

MyM, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Would like to have fun,
But don't remember the way.
It has been so long.

#haiku, #senryu, #whatisfun

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Once an extrovert,
Time buffed away my soul's shine,
Now an introvert.

#haiku, #senryu, #notgoingouttoday, #toomanypeople

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Those dirty mushrooms,
Don't wash, wipe, peel or scrape them,
Just go eat that filth.

#haiku, #senryu, #dirty, #mushrooms, @MyM, @Moto_Kailey

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Misophonia,
A decreasing tolerance,
To specific sounds.

#haiku, #senryu, #misophonia, @AndSheCame

CurrentNobody, Krisargent, AndSheCame and ZeepBella like this

When is the what time?
Where is who somebody am?
How are we so why?

#haiku, #senryu, #interrogative_words

MyM, Krisargent, Moto_Kailey and ZeepBella like this

Resting on the open griddle,
In the middle,
Long Johnson's steam,
Smells like a dream.

Within the bun you find your home,
No more to roam.
With jism gold,
For me to hold.

No other banger can compare,
A fine affair.
One mighty bite,
Sausage delight.

#minutepoem, #ode_to_Long_Johnson, #sausage, #pork, #fennel, #penis

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Turd walls of the id,
Tribes hiding behind closed gates,
Trust lost in the void,
Cities of rot and ruin,
Chaos our unruly guide.

#tanka, #dystopia, #anomie

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reposted by FightClub

Here in the gutter,
Watching equity collapse,
The elite live well.

#haiku, #senryu, #anomie, @MyM

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With no rules to hold,
Ties to others snap and break,
Aimless in the dark,
Light itself has lost its glow,
Drifting through the hollow void.

#tanka, #dystopia, #anomie

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With severing ties,
Purpose fades in shadows dark,
Drifting in the void.

#haiku, #senryu, #dystopia, #anomie

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Wet patch on my chair,
Have I spilled some fine bourbon?
Or did piss leak out?

#haiku, #piss, #basilhayden, #bourbon, @CurrentNobody, @AndSheCame

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New material,
For your reading enjoyment,
Sometimes the words flow.

#haiku, #mostlytheydont

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Sorry about that,
It took a bit longer than,
Anticipated.

#haiku, #iamstillalive, #bestwishesboldfolk, @lonelyscribe, @AndSheCame, @TimBuktu, @CurrentNobody, @MyM, @ZeepBella, @Krisargent

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Nobody thinks they're stupid,
Especially the stupid.

#stupid, #iaintstupid, #notme, #Dunning–Kruger

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The booze and the bins,
I like one, not the other,
Won't die from bins though.

#haiku, #booze, #bins, #alcoholic, #domthebinman

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Can you buy your death,
Using a subscription plan?
Yes of course you can.

#haiku, #subscription, #deathnysubscription, #subscribenow, #subscribetomyshit, #deathbysubscription

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Natural beauty,
A circumzenithal arc,
Transient angel.

#haiku, #spring, #circumzenithalarc, #spectrum, #colour, #beauty

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Massive hoverfly,
Turned out to be two of them,
Making hoverflies.

#haiku, #hoverfly, #dronefly, #Eristalis-tenax, #nature

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Heart medication,
Can cause body parts to swell,
But not the penis.

#haiku, #floppyoldsausage

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Autocratic boom,
History repeating itself,
Greed always wins out.

#haiku, #NorthKorea, #China, #Russia, #Saudi, #Iran, #Eritrea, #Turkmenistan, #Myanmar, #Syria, #Egypt, #Venezuela, #Belarus, #Turkey, #USA?

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Jesus and his lawyer,
Are coming back,
With guns and money.

#Jesus, #thesecondcoming, #lawyers, #guns, #money, #mashup

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Was in infant school,
When I first learned that people,
Will fuck you over.

#haiku#cynic, #truestory, #trueandveryspecific, #haiku, #cynic

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Geese started honking,
In unison they took flight,
Quite a spectacle.

#haiku, #brent, #geese, #hundredsofthem, #natureisgood, #weshouldprotectit

CurrentNobody, Krisargent, boldino and AndSheCame like this

Found some chorizo,
Was out of date in the bin,
Toiletmageddon.

#haiku, #notmybestidea, #donotrecommend

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reposted by buzzielizzy

Thick soupy sea mist,
Brent geese flying overhead,
Honking but unseen.

#haiku, #brent, #geese, #honking, #mist, #fog, #southsea

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A bully hurt me,
But then he gave me chocolate,
He is my friend now.

#haiku, #diplomacy, #now

AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

My friend fell over,
But wouldn't pay me to help,
So I left her there.

#haiku, #thatshowitisnow, #jesuswept, @Fionacatherine

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Shrovetide marks the end,
Of the pre-Lenten season.
Sacrifice and Crêpe.

#haiku, #pancakes, #self-examination, #lent

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Bazillion sheets in,
It's like wiping a crayon,
I miss my bidet.

#haiku, #bidet

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Could it be the start?
Purple and white crocuses,
And bumblebees too.

#haiku, #spring

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Review your highlights,
That's what the message said.
But there weren't any.

#haiku, #february, #highlights

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The new world order,
Trump, Vance, Musk and other cunts,
Bring on the white light.

#haiku, #cunts, #vanceisamassivecunt, #theendisnigh, #whitelight, #setup

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reposted by petegutz2 and FightClub

Sleeping dog fartled,
Stands barking at his own arse,
Before the fumes come.

@Sledge, #haiku, #fartled, #dog, #greatdane

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Buds starting to form,
The relentless cold and grey,
Will come to an end.

#haiku, #winter, #spring, #im-ready-for-it-now, @AndSheCame

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Just changed a light bulb,
That's my achievement today,
Was a GU10.

#haiku, #lightbulb, #GU10, #achievement

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Just managed to fart,
Without pissing out a load
Of rusty water.

#haiku, #XmArse

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Thinks he's Tony Stark
does Elon Musk - wants to be
Mr President.

#haiku, #giveit4years, #dangerousmas, #tit

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The GU10 mount,
Was invented by Satan,
The worst have hobbies.

#haiku, #GU10, #shit, #lighting, #IhateGU10s, #theyareshit

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Ides of November,
Numerous mosquito bites,
Upon my tackle.

#haiku, #iamnotamused

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Zero time for facts,
No time for truth or knowledge,
The age of stupid.

#haiku, #dystopia, #theageofstupid

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reposted by petegutz2 and buzzielizzy

#BEBOLD

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Four buzzards wheeling,
Riding the autumn thermals,
They're close, then so high!

#haiku, #autumn, #buzzard, #flying

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I don't have the balls,
To finish it off myself,
Waiting for Putin.

#haiku, #whitelight, #end

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Upside down rainbow,
A circumzenithal arc,
Yeah, that's what it was.

#haiku, #autumn, #upsidedownrainbow

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Them round pills pop out,
They roll right across the floor,
Up to the toilet.

#haiku, #pills, #medication, #shit

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Hummingbird hawk moth,
Hovers and feeds perfectly,
Purple buddleia.

#hummingbirdhawkmoth, #moth, #buddleia, #autumn, #purple

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This apocalypse is rubbish.

AndSheCame, TimBuktu, Ziya, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Enough bright colour,
Returning to the comfort,
Starless bible black.

#haiku, #blackbox, @AndSheCame

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Getting funky here,
I'm playin' with my organ,
Not the blue acorn.

#haiku, #funk, #keyboardnotpenis, @TimBuktu

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I tried the blue pill,
The gristle was big and hard,
Bad headache three days.

#haiku, #sildenafil, #badheadache, @TimBuktu

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Been away that long,
Just playin' with my organ,
Done found the blue note.

#haiku, #blues, #jazz, #funk, @Ziya, @TimBuktu, @Krisargent, @CurrentNobody

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Autumn eventide,
Harvest moonbeams cleave the clouds,
They're scudding tonight.

#haiku, #autumn, #harvest, #moon, @CurrentNobody, @petegutz2, @Krisargent, @AndSheCame, @Ziya

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Highlight of the day,
A mediocre pizza,
As good as it gets.

#haiku, #when-is-the-end

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24th of June,
So in just a few hours...
Christmas starts coming.

#haiku, #christmas, @CurrentNobody, @Krisargent

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Methane jacuzzi,
Bubbling effluvial funk,
I'll run my own bath.

#haiku, #smellsinhere, #notme

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It is the solstice,
So it is just four more days,
You know what I'll post...

#haiku, #blessed-solstice-2U

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A sparrow dropped by,
And gave me a single cheep,
Before heading off.

#haiku, #sparrow, #cheep, #a-moment-in-time

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I remember as a kid running home because I was late (as usual), I was also tired so thought that as my route was straight I'd close my eyes for a moment. I ran headfirst into a lamppost.

@Sledge, #true, #story, #FYI

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Though I walk through the
Uncanny valley of the
Shadow of AI,
I will fear no fake content,
For my cup runneth over.

#tanka, #AI, @CurrentNobody

petegutz2, timothy21, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, buzzielizzy and Ziya like this

reposted by Ziya

#haiku, #AI, #shit, #fornowatleast

buzzielizzy, timothy21, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

Please
remove
this label

#thenwhat, #moveitsomewhereelse, @Krisargent

timothy21, petegutz2, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Round, like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel
Like a tunnel that you follow
To a tunnel that is gone
Down a hollow to a cavern
Where the sun has never shone

Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes of its face
And the world is like a window
Whirling silently in space
Like the circles in a tomb
On the spinning wheel of doom.

#windows, #update, #doom, #windmills, @timothy21

Krisargent, buzzielizzy and timothy21 like this

100%,
Cleaning up complete it says,
Wheel of doom still spins.

#haiku, #windows, #update, #doom

Krisargent, eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, petegutz2, timothy21, TimBuktu, boldino, janem803 and AndSheCame like this

I lifted 20Kg with my balls yesterday,
It was a wank-show for the missus.

What did you achieve this weekend?

#wankshow

buzzielizzy, petegutz2, timothy21, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Please wait for the
Installation wizard,
This may take
Several lifetimes.

buzzielizzy, petegutz2, boldino, timothy21, Ziya, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Patiently oak aged,
To a smooth mellow flavour,
For fifteen minutes.

#haiku, #advertising, #shit, #dystopia

JMBis, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

@Ziya, @CurrentNobody, @lakin, @Krisargent, @siouxz, @Samy19

buzzielizzy, Ziya, CurrentNobody, lakin, Krisargent and siouxz like this

No disappointments,
That's the goal for every day,
So rarely achieved.

#haiku, #if_ever, #dystopia

buzzielizzy, timothy21, JMBis, siouxz, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

reposted by Hannah69

You must subscribe now,
For solutions to problems,
That you do not have.

#ahiku, #subscribe, #now, #dystopia, #haiku, @CurrentNobody

buzzielizzy, siouxz, JMBis, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Im sitting on the dock of the bay,
Watching the tide roll away,
Waiting for Charon to bring my ride,
Yes I have the coins.

buzzielizzy, JMBis, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Wasn't me said it,
Quivering like a piss flap,
In a wind tunnel.

#haiku, #notmemlud

Ziya, timothy21, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

The self-righteous tyranny of early birds,
Eating fear for breakfast,
Infrared semen moves through the night,
Dont walk 'til you bus stop,
Ride, don't ride, the Spanish donkey,
Scream a thousand miles,
Bread and circus say the word,
Now is the time, the right time.

#octastich, @Fionacatherine

Krisargent, Ziya, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Washed away the stain,
On my screen for eighteen months,
Probably coffee,
I used some gin and tonic,
It was the nearest solvent.

#tanka

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, CountVlad, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Sledge like this

A crutch in the tree,
Been up there some two years hence,
Don't know the story.

#haiku, #senryu, #crutch, @Krisargent

CountVlad, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

#superbowl

JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Quarter is enough,
To get the gristle real hard,
Just a slight headache.

#haiku, #senryu, #bluepill, @Fionacatherine

lakin, sudeshnarocks, Fionacatherine, Sledge and schnudelhupf like this

Wee tim'rous beastie,
Finally gave yourself up,
Though dead - somewhat sad.

#haiku, #mouse, #dead, @Krisargent

Ziya, Fionacatherine, JMBis, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

schnudelhupf, TimBuktu, Ziya and JMBis like this

Beyond the solstice,
Darkness begins the retreat,
Bird song already.

#haiku, #solstice, #light, @CurrentNobody, @Krisargent

Krisargent, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella and Ziya like this

Got rode hard today,
The gristle remained sturdy,
My back is OK,
So the missus is happy,
Should have peace for a few days.

#tanka, #hardcoreaction, #cowgirl

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

It is hard to tell,
Where the reality is,
With all the adverts.

#haiku, #dystopia, #advertising

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, Ziya and JMBis like this

Life extending meds,
The love piston's gone floppy,
Booze causes headaches.

#haiku, #whatsthepoint, #mayaswellbedead

buzzielizzy, sudeshnarocks, Sledge, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Doom scrolling scrolling,
Twitter - oh it's X now though,
What a lot of shit.

#haiku, #twitter, #socialmedia, #shit, @Fionacatherine

CountVlad, buzzielizzy, sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Fionacatherine like this

The feathered Buddhas,
Eat peanuts from my hand now,
It has taken time.

#haiku, #woodpigeons, @Krisargent, @CurrentNobody

CountVlad, IfAnimal, buzzielizzy, sudeshnarocks, karlokoenig, CurrentNobody, Ziya, Krisargent, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

reposted by invalid

Where is the dead zone?
I do not know where it is,
Being inside it.

#haiku, #dystopia

eulekauzig, karlokoenig, buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, Authlander, Krisargent, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

We should save the world,
But it's not cost effective,
Enjoy the ending.

#haiku, #dystopia, #the-end

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, perellano, Ziya, AndSheCame, schnudelhupf, CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

While the planet burns,
Go doom-scrolling X and Threads,
Whos problem is it!?

#haiku, #doom, #apocalypse, #socialmedia, #shit

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, Ziya, schnudelhupf and CurrentNobody like this

The ants are flying,
Could portend the nox irae,
The apocalypse.

#haiku, #nightofwrath

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

Partying on down,
This latest score of cocaine,
It smells like bad shit!
Because it was transported,
Inside a victims rectum.

#haiku, #senryu, #cocaine, #dystopia, #tanka

buzzielizzy, timothy21, AndSheCame, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Wanna waste my time?
Just go on and join the queue,
It is fucking long.

#haiku, #wastemytime, #dystopia

Krisargent, timothy21, AndSheCame, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Standing in the rain,
Waiting for thunder's drumbeat,
The spark of lightning,
Nature refreshed in chaos,
What time is apocalypse?

#tanka, #thunder, #lightning, #rain, #apocalypse, @CurrentNobody

Fionacatherine, janem803, Ziya, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Krisargent and JMBis like this

reposted by uglyteen

In summer's swelter,
Turds lie baking in the sun,
Yearning for rain's touch,
Cleansing droplets from above,
Refreshing the aroma.

#tanka, #rain, #turds

janem803, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Summers sweet embrace,
Raindrops fall, refreshing earth,
Washing away turds.

#senryu, #rain, #turds

janem803, CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

Silent clouds gather,
Whispered longing fills the air,
Summer rain awaits.

#haiku, #rain

janem803, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and JMBis like this

This talk of AI,
They say it's the end of days,
But what is better,
Genuine stupidity?
I'm waiting for the white light.

#tanka, #doom, #dystopia, #apocalypse

Krisargent, timothy21, JMBis, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

I've been too busy,
Fannying about all day,
To do objectives.

#haiku, #procrastination, @Krisargent, @CurrentNobody, @JMBis

Fionacatherine, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

Shorts donned for summer,
No, not for the aesthetic,
Cooling the conkers.

#haiku, #shorts

Authlander and AndSheCame like this

A crutch in the tree,
Yes it's normal for Portsmouth,
Demented city.

twitter.com

#haiku, #portsmouth, #crutch, #tree

buzzielizzy, petegutz2, JMBis, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Waiting for the toast,
How the fuck long can it take?
Never pushed it down.

#haiku, #loser

Ziya, JMBis, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Dinner guests arrive,
You forget what you're doing,
And take your clothes off.

#haiku, #naked

Fionacatherine, Ziya, JMBis, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Socks doffed for summer,
Sock-fluff all vacuumed away,
No more fluff or socks.

#haiku, #summer, #nosocks, #letitbegin

Fionacatherine, Ziya, JMBis, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Engine light came on,
Ordered diagnostic stuff,
It has gone off now.

#haiku, #bestnewsallyear, #shit

Krisargent, schnudelhupf and Fionacatherine like this

Hail the AI,
Depriving the citizens,
Of all agency.

#haiku, #dystopia, #now

TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

She came to my house,
We had conversed on Twitter,
She wanted "action".

#haiku, #true, #TwitterSucks, @Fionacatherine, @CurrentNobody

Krisargent, JMBis, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

If you could go back,
You would no longer belong,
Embrace the new shit.

#haiku, #dystopia, #shit

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Mr Peabody,
Caught a fly double his size,
Well done you spider.

#haiku, #probablymrspeabody, #spider, #fly

AndSheCame, Ziya, JMBis, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Hate sucks out your soul,
Let it pass by and move on,
Your path is better.

#haiku, #peace

CountVlad, Ziya, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

Said goodbye today,
To a very special friend,
I miss you Mollie,
You took shit from nobody,
And gave love to so many.

#tanka, #molliepowell, #legend

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Krisargent and JMBis like this

You know how it goes,
Trying to help people out,
Who just fuck you up.

#haiku, #dystopia, #unhelpable, #ihatethissociety

buzzielizzy, schnudelhupf, Ziya, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Dodecahedron,
Twelve faces - twenty edges,
Platonic solid.

#haiku, #dodecahedron, #geometry

buzzielizzy, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Imbibing Guinness,
To celebrate St Paddy,
Póg mo thóin - sláinte.

#haiku, #forfriendsinLimerick, #slainte, @buzzielizzy

buzzielizzy, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Will you funk it up?
Dance with me on the disco,
Grind our sexy bods.

#haiku, #disco, #funk, #sexy, @CurrentNobody, @Fionacatherine

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, schnudelhupf, UserOne, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Government care hub:
Invest in growing despair,
Donate to the rich.

#haiku, #dystopia

Ziya, TimBuktu, schnudelhupf, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Government care hub:
Elderly care - just tell them...
Do the decent thing.

#haiku, #dystopia, @CurrentNobody

Ziya, schnudelhupf, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Government care hub:
Cut back on food shopping bills,
Be anorexic.

#haiku, #dystopia

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Government care hub:
Reduce your day to day costs,
By dying early.

#haiku, #dystopia

Ziya, TimBuktu, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Government care hub:
Save on energy costs now,
By freezing to death.

#haiku, #dystopia

Ziya, TimBuktu, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Up the other way,
Ah no problem - found it now,
It's a massive cock.

#haiku, #itsachoicenow

schnudelhupf and CurrentNobody like this

Clitoris not found,
Her bollocks obscure the view,
It is a choice now.

#haiku, #itsachoicenow

TimBuktu, schnudelhupf, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Just the other day,
I saw a gentleman sporting a T-shirt,
The legend read:

JUST DO IT

I surmised IT meant eating doughnuts.

#justdoit, #eat, #doughnuts, #bigman

Krisargent, MyM, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Just like the bog rolls,
There is no salad shortage,
Pathetic fake news.

#haiku, #fakenews, #nolettuceboohoo, #ihatelettuceanyway

Krisargent, timothy21, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Are you too wealthy?
I can manage investments,
And lose the whole lot.

#haiku, #regulatedbyfuckall

Andromenadda, JMBis, timothy21, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Breakfast al fresco,
The grand-mère belches,
Humungous foghorn,
A most splendid report,
"Bravo!" I cry while clapping,
No reaction from the others,
Nothing at all.

Krisargent, timothy21 and CurrentNobody like this

Transplanted cactus,
Becoming fully erect,
Unlike my penis.

#haiku, #propagation

Fionacatherine, Andromenadda, timothy21, Sledge, CurrentNobody, schnudelhupf and JMBis like this

I would like a home,
That has no neighbours at all,
Just desert or sea,
Maybe forest or downland.
Might need machine gun turrets.

#tanka, #home

Krisargent, Ziya, timothy21, JMBis, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

I am not cut out,
To be part of this shit show,
This society.

#haiku, #dystopia

Krisargent, timothy21, Ziya, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Middle of the night,
I amend ASDA orders,
Where did I go wrong?

#haiku, #ASDA

Krisargent, timothy21, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

When the white light comes,
You see your own skeleton,
Then there is nothing.

#haiku, #apocalypse

schnudelhupf, timothy21, Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

It's never too late,
To stop what you are doing,
Procrastinate now.

#haiku

scnnr, timothy21, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, Krisargent, AndSheCame, JMBis and schnudelhupf like this

I've done lots of stuff,
Never expected ageing,
To be so shit though.

#haiku, #lostyouth, #dystopia, @Sledge

Fionacatherine, timothy21, Ziya, UserOne, TimBuktu, Andromenadda, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

My CCTV,
Shows me a bald fat bastard,
Putting out the bins.

#haiku, #CCTV, #bastard

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, schnudelhupf, Ziya, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, JMBis, Krisargent, petegutz2 and 1 other like this

reposted by TimBuktu

If you really have to
Suck out my soul,
Can you at least do it
Through my penis.

MyM, Fionacatherine, Ziya, timothy21, CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

That wine yer saving,
For the special occasion,
Drink it and enjoy.

#haiku, #comeintothepresent, #comeinthepeasant, @Fionacatherine, @timothy21

Selinzoe, Ziya, timothy21, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and schnudelhupf like this

You fucking peasant,
Cannot live the simple life,
You must buy iPhones.

#haiku, #dystopia, @Fionacatherine

Trek, Selinzoe, timothy21, AndSheCame, Ziya, JMBis, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Blank space mocking me,
For I have nothing to write,
Shit on you blank space.

#haiku, #blank, #nothing

timothy21, Ziya, schnudelhupf and Krisargent like this

I am a lady,
Do ya wanna cop a feel?
I'll get my junk out.

#haiku, #itsachoicenow

Ziya, timothy21 and CurrentNobody like this

vegetable rights

#rightsforvegetables, #vegetablefeelings

sudeshnarocks, JMBis, schnudelhupf, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, timothy21 and Fionacatherine like this

I am a lady,
My parts are shaved soft and smooth,
To show off my cock.

#haiku, #itsachoicenow

Krisargent, CurrentNobody, timothy21 and Fionacatherine like this

I am a lady,
Boobs carpeted in deep shag,
It is a choice now.

#haiku, #hairy, #hirsute, #oldman, #notaladyatall, #for, @Ziya

Andromenadda, Ziya, timothy21, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

Huge rain drops splashing,
Smashing on the ponds surface,
The fish are all wet.

#haiku, #rain, #fish

Fionacatherine, Andromenadda, timothy21, JMBis, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Sledge and Krisargent like this

I am a lady,
Never mind the wrinkled sack,
It is a choice now.

#haiku, #for, @Ziya

Andromenadda, Ziya, timothy21 and Sledge like this

Working on updates,
100% complete,
Don't turn off your shit.

#haiku, #windoze

Fionacatherine, petegutz2, Ziya, timothy21, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, schnudelhupf, JMBis and janem803 like this

reposted by invalid

Don't like the hard ones,
Nor them squishy ones either,
They should be just firm.

#haiku, #olives, @Fionacatherine

timothy21, AndSheCame, petegutz2, JMBis, schnudelhupf, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Uncanny valley,
Supression of empathy,
Vinyl vagina.

#haiku

CurrentNobody likes this

Pube topiary:
Brazilian wax lyrical,
Shaving poetic.

t.co

#haiku, #fromthearchive, @AndSheCame, @petegutz2

timothy21, Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, petegutz2, Ziya, JMBis, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by Mathilda

Fuck all tomorrow,
They are my favourite days,
Fuck all to do days.

#haiku, #fuckalltodo

Ziya, JMBis, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

There's no alcohol,
No caffeine and no cocaine,
Isn't that water?

#haiku, #prime, #sportsdrink, #allegedly

Ziya, Fionacatherine, Sledge, CurrentNobody, JMBis and UserOne like this

The same old same old,
My yearly good wish to you,
May you find purpose.

#haiku, #newyear, #2023, #purpose, @Fionacatherine, @CurrentNobody

CountVlad, locupleto, CurrentNobody, Ziya, Fionacatherine, Krisargent and JMBis like this

Ages of experts,
Not worth crystallized dog shit,
Stupid always wins.

#haiku, #dystopia, #Bukowski

Fionacatherine, Ziya, schnudelhupf, JMBis, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

New year approaches,
My advice for 23?
Try some new mistakes.

#haiku, #2023

petegutz2, eulekauzig, perellano, HoneyNecessary, Fionacatherine, Ziya, JMBis, TimBuktu, schnudelhupf, Krisargent and 2 others like this

They are massive turds,
Must be from a massive dog,
Or a massive arse.

#haiku, #turds, #outsidemygate

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, schnudelhupf, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

LGBTQ,
How do you identify?
I am dead inside.

#haiku, #dystopia

schnudelhupf, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

Ships so far away,
Blending with the horizon,
Look like they're flying.

#haiku, #horizon, #flyingships, #illusion, @Krisargent

Ziya, Fionacatherine, JMBis, AndSheCame, Krisargent, schnudelhupf, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

Oh no, not again,
Yet more dreary Vaughan Williams,
Just goes on and on.

#haiku, #boringbastard, #classicFM

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

The amount of food,
That is wasted at Christmas,
Is truly heinous.

#haiku, #waste, #food, #plastic, #paper

Fionacatherine, Krisargent, Andromenadda, AndSheCame, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Now it's Wordle scores,
Used to be pics of breakfast,
Social media.

#haiku, #shit

eutateus, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

LGBTQ,
How do you identify?
I am a zombie.

#haiku, #Z

CountVlad, perellano, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

It's fucking freezing,
It's fucking dark all the time,
It's fucking Christmas.

#haiku, #fromthearchive, #XmArse, @Ziya

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, schnudelhupf, JMBis, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

I just did some maths: If the Earth was an onion the the breathable atmosphere equates to just over half the thickness of an onion skin (57.52%). Does that make it sound fragile? Yes, I think it does.

@CurrentNobody

Ziya, Krisargent, schnudelhupf, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Let's go kill a tree,
Just for decoration - then,
Put it in the trash.

#haiku, #XmArse

Ziya, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

Are you happy now?
Relentless entertainment,
Vegetative state.

#haiku, #entertainment, @JMBis

Krisargent, Fionacatherine, Sherry89, Ziya, locupleto, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

reposted by flolow

Quality translate,
By language expert Lomax,
Monkey an hour.

#haiku, #translation, #marketing-too, #£500, #per-hour, @Krisargent

Fionacatherine, locupleto, Sledge, CountVlad and Krisargent like this

Leap to the unknown,
You know the known - it is shit,
And keeps coming back.

#haiku, #faith

locupleto, Krisargent, Authlander and JMBis like this

That translate beta,
Oooooops! It doesn't work no more,
Good job I'm on hand.

#haiku, #translate, @eulekauzig, @TimBuktu, @JMBis

eulekauzig, Krisargent, schnudelhupf, JMBis and TimBuktu like this

I think it is time,
To introduce my story,
I thank you, the end.

#haiku, #autobiography

Fionacatherine, CountVlad, juliettebravo, Krisargent, TimBuktu, JMBis and Ziya like this

Just a year ago,
The baggage under my eyes,
Did not have creases.

#haiku, #thanks2022

Fionacatherine, buzzielizzy, Krisargent, TimBuktu, JMBis, lonelyscribe, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

Be sure you have the fucts

schnudelhupf, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Plastic surgery,
Try a wheelie-bin liner,
They are a nice fit.

#haiku, #vanity

CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

May I use your skull,
As my private urinal,
Should scrape it out first.

#haiku, #urinal, #skull, @CurrentNobody

JMBis, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Shall I wash them up?
Doing fuck all tomorrow,
Doing fuck all now.

#haiku, #glasses

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and Ziya like this

Humphrey is no more,
His hibernacle awaits,
Buried tomorrow.

#haiku, #mydadscat, #sadoldman, @CurrentNobody, @AndSheCame.

Fionacatherine, Ziya, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

Let's turn the clocks back,
Way back to the good ol' times,
That we imagined.

#haiku, #theywerenevergood

Ziya and JMBis like this

'Tis the longest night,
Clocks going back one hour,
But why in the hell?

#haiku, #why?, #whythefuck?, #whychangetheclocks?

Ziya and JMBis like this

Not so much living,
As just waiting for something,
But there is nothing.

#haiku, #void

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Ziya like this

Putin readies nukes,
While we destroy the planet,
Let's shop for Christmas.

#haiku, #armageddon, #Putin, #XmArse

perellano, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, Ziya and JMBis like this

No more to offer,
I have nothing more to give,
May as well be dead.

#haiku, #bleak

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, Ziya, CurrentNobody, Authlander, AndSheCame, juliettebravo and JMBis like this

My cock was rock hard,
Available on demand,
For hard core action,
The piston is worn out now,
Srivelled old chipolata.

#tanka, #oldpenis

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, JMBis, schnudelhupf and Fionacatherine like this

Politics UK,
Not so much democracy,
More like lunacy.

Reposted from DominicLomax

#haiku, #lunacy, @JMBis

buzzielizzy, JMBis, Ziya, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Cheeky Chianti,
My wine in a straw basket!
It's a fiasco.

#haiku, #wine, #chianti, #fiasco

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, JMBis, Sledge, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

reposted by monsieur

Cult of fake laughter,
That's comedy on TV,
It is loud and shit.

#haiku, #ihatetelly, #loudshit

buzzielizzy, Sledge, JMBis and AndSheCame like this

News on the telly,
Making hay from tragedy,
A mountain of hay.

#haiku, #dystopia

Fionacatherine, Sledge, JMBis, AndSheCame, Authlander and CurrentNobody like this

Zero intellect,
And zero humanity,
Will not hold you back.

#haiku, #hubris, #ageofstupid

Fionacatherine, Sledge, TimBuktu, JMBis, AndSheCame, Authlander and CurrentNobody like this

Can't help all people,
Inventing their own problems,
Some are just stupid.

#haiku, #unhelpable

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Sledge, JMBis, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

Here's sperm in your eye,
Oh it don't shoot out no more,
Dribbling on your chin.

#haiku, #jizm

AndSheCame and Ziya like this

Glove is all you need,
Let me put my glove in you,
How deep is my glove.

#haiku, #glove, #smelltheglove

CurrentNobody, Ziya and TimBuktu like this

Serendipity,
Smells your fear of everything,
You fear fear itself.

#haiku, #fear, #losers

CurrentNobody likes this

Politics UK,
Not so much democracy,
More like lunacy.

Reposted from DominicLomax

#haiku, #ukpolitics, #lunacy, #shitshow

CurrentNobody likes this

Politics UK,
Not so much democracy,
More like lunacy.

#haiku, #UK, #jokenation

JMBis, CountVlad and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by DominicLomax and DominicLomax

I don't remember,
Anything that I enjoy.
Nope, it's just a blank.

#haiku, #2022

Authlander, JMBis, petegutz2, UserOne, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Those BS numbers,
"British Standard" so I thought,
Could be something else.

#haiku, #BS, #BritishStandard, #ISO

JMBis and petegutz2 like this

Books don't need batteries,
They have no pup up adverts,
No need for updates.

#haiku, #books

JMBis, schnudelhupf, CountVlad, siouxz and janem803 like this

Actual real newspapers,
They are expensive these days,
For yesterdays news.

#haiku, #newspapers, #yesterday

JMBis, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

A gala evening,
Black tie, just one glass of fizz,
Am I adult now?

#haiku, #nonotlikely, #justsober

JMBis, CountVlad, AndSheCame, Sledge, UserOne and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by MissInk

#haiku, #geriatrics, @Fionacatherine

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Ziya and JMBis like this

Serendipity,
Welcome her if she calls by,
She will not be back.

#haiku, #serendipity, #seizethemoment, #orloseit

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, CountVlad, JMBis and Ziya like this

Who can doubt it now,
Happy days will come again,
After the white light.

#haiku, #dystopia, #apocalypse, #putin, @JMBis

Ziya and JMBis like this

Wasp upon my desk,
We haven't moved for some days,
One of us is dead.

#haiku, #dead, @CurrentNobody

buzzielizzy, JMBis, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Tim, Tim c'mon, Tim,
Tim, Timmy, where are yer, Tim,
C'mon Tim, Tim, Tim.

#haiku, #Cliff's-dog, #Tim

buzzielizzy, Ziya, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Fucking hot,
When the white light comes,
Waiting.

#fuckinghot, #mission, #theend

buzzielizzy, petegutz2 and Sledge like this

While researching bears,
Pictures of fat hairy men,
Bumming each other.

#haiku, #bears

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Shiny green emerald,
Walks upon a moist dog turd,
Flies up to my face.

#haiku, #greenbottle, #bastard, #fly, #wasawetturd

buzzielizzy, Ziya, CurrentNobody, JMBis and Sledge like this

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you!

Reposted from Sledge

#PLO

karlokoenig, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

Let us pray for peace,
End the hate and the killing,
Let us pray for peace.

#haiku, #peace

Sledge, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, MyM, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

My Vodka bottle,
Has an inscription on it,
Says ART IS ANAL.

#haiku, #seemsabitharsh

Andromenadda, Fionacatherine, Sledge, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Maybe it is time,
To do some grown up writing,
Ah shit I'm too old.

#haiku

Andromenadda, AndSheCame, MyM, Ziya, Fionacatherine, Sledge, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Peeling clementines,
Got to remove the whole lot,
As a single piece.

#haiku, #OCD

karlokoenig, Sledge, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and JMBis like this

It's the scrolling dead,
Heads down fannying about,
Mobile phone zombies.

#haiku, #zombies

Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, TimBuktu and Sledge like this

Subaru wanker,
With a dustbin sized exhaust,
That's right, rev it up.

#haiku

Sledge and JMBis like this

I am a student,
Of the university,
Of demolished dreams.

#haiku, #fromthearchive, #andinBook2

karlokoenig, petegutz2, AndSheCame, JMBis, Fionacatherine, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

A pain in my soul,
Paracetamol won't reach,
I need something strong.

#haiku

perellano, TimBuktu, CountVlad, AndSheCame, Ziya, Sledge, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Me... no I'm not gay,
Done some well fucked up shit though,
It is called freedom.

#haiku, #freedom, #love, #sex

ZeepBella, Sledge, AndSheCame, JMBis, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Free love is not free,
With labels and barriers,
Just let it happen.

#haiku, #love, #live

Sledge, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

2022
the year of
HATE

#toomuchwar, #toomuchdivision, #toomuchhate

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, Ziya, karlokoenig, JMBis, CurrentNobody and Authlander like this

#mission, #website

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine and Sledge like this

reposted by buzzielizzy

An alcoholic,
With a raging libido,
That's my résumé.

#haiku, #old, #fart

Fionacatherine, damon.lindsay2, petegutz2, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

Keep my balls shaved clean,
Nobody would want to suck,
Hairy old conkers.

#haiku, #fromthearchive, @Fionacatherine, #youasked

Ziya, TimBuktu and JMBis like this

It's now my birthday,
So I tidied up my junk,
You know, just in case.

#haiku, #birthday

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, JMBis, AndSheCame, petegutz2 and Authlander like this

Smoking cigarettes,
The lady in the window,
Can't see her bra now.

#haiku

petegutz2, Fionacatherine, Sledge, Ziya and JMBis like this

If three quarters of,
Your G and T is tonic,
You have fucked it up.

#haiku, #fevertree, #advertising, #shit, #wantitstiff, #notweakaspiss

JMBis, Sledge and Fionacatherine like this

Procrastinate NOW

#Unmotivational

Campo, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, Ziya, Fionacatherine and JMBis like this

Challenges are gifts that force us to dick around with other stuff instead.

#Unmotivational

Ziya, Fionacatherine and JMBis like this

At the beginning of a difficult task, try rocking to-and-fro in your chair.

#Unmotivational

Ziya, Fionacatherine and JMBis like this

Believe you can and you may be deluded.

#Unmotivational

Ziya and Fionacatherine like this

Don't sit down and wait for the opportunities to come. Get up and walk around a bit until they go away.

#Unmotivational

Ziya, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Sledge and JMBis like this

It is never too late
To follow the path
To medoicrity.

#Unmotivational

TimBuktu, Ziya, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Sledge and JMBis like this

Follow your dreams
Remain asleep

#Unmotivational

buzzielizzy, juliettebravo, TimBuktu, Ziya, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Sledge, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

reposted by CurrentNobody, rachelkisses and buzzielizzy

Everything you've
ever wanted is on the
other side of sanity.

#Unmotivational

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Sledge, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

Do not share this code,
288741,
Oh shit I messed up.

#haiku, #securityfail

Sledge and JMBis like this

Got real tight tonight,
Reckon the floor will punch me,
Right in the kisser.

#haiku, #alcoholic, #tosser

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Friday night Kaboom!
Shopping electric wheelchairs,
Bring on the white light.

#haiku, #wowthisisgreat, #apocalypse

JMBis, CurrentNobody, UserOne and Fionacatherine like this

It is dark here now,
Obsidian black as hell,
Too dark for living.

#haiku, #dystopia, #darkness

JMBis, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, UserOne and Fionacatherine like this

War and poverty,
Wretched by-products of greed,
Unnecessary.

#haiku, #dystopia

JMBis, AndSheCame, Sledge, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Mirror in mirror,
Take a close look at yourself,
What is it you see?

#haiku, #senryu, #reflection, #somefuckingoldfart

JMBis, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

Deblateration,
Is the act of blathering,
I am quite adept.

#haiku, #deblateration, #blather

CurrentNobody, Sledge, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

Microsoft Windows,
The new "Please Wait" edition,
All your stuff is gone.

#haiku, #microsoft, #windows, #please, #wait

CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, juliettebravo, JMBis, Sledge, Fionacatherine and Ziya like this

Kakistocracy,
Democracy UK style,
It's first past the post.

#haiku, #thankyou, @buzzielizzy, #kakistocracy

petegutz2, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, JMBis, Sledge, Fionacatherine, buzzielizzy and Ziya like this

Rudely awoken,
Sudden tumbling from my chair,
To the cold hard floor.

#haiku, #idiot, @JMBis

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and JMBis like this

It's no longer there,
My chair doesn't smell of piss,
When did that happen?

#haiku, #fromthearchive, #smell, #mission, #piss

AndSheCame likes this

The smell of summer:
Burning charcoal, plastic, grease;
Vomit and refuse.

#haiku, #fromthearchive, #smell, #mission

TimBuktu and AndSheCame like this

Love the smell of rain.
After it has washed away:
The shit and vomit.

#haiku, #fromthearchive, ##smell, #mission

TimBuktu and AndSheCame like this

Ginger cats smell nice,
Given their means of hygiene,
Quite unexpected.

#haiku, #fromthearchive, #smell, #mission, #cats

AndSheCame, FrozenNodak and JMBis like this

"I can't smell you" she says,
Gin, sperm and despair,
That is my aroma.

#fromthearchive, #smell, #mission

AndSheCame and JMBis like this

A window trembles,
Zephyrs bustle their way through:
Smell the kebab shop.

#haiku, #fromthearchive, #smell, #mission

JMBis likes this

Let's play Doominoes,
Similar to Dominoes,
But everyone dies.

#haiku, #doom, #dominoes

AndSheCame, FrozenNodak and JMBis like this

Calendar's new dates,
The cap of my BIC fell off,
It's in the toaster.

#haiku, #prettyinconvenient

AndSheCame, FrozenNodak and JMBis like this

#haiku, #awarforwhat

JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

What's that on my head?
Another flying spider,
It's called ballooning.

#haiku, #flyingspiders, #ballooning, #yeahGoogleit

Fionacatherine likes this

Bored - might get some coke,
Mix it up with some morphine,
And a Soixante Quinze.

#haiku, #limbo

Fionacatherine, JMBis and Ziya like this

No room for nature,
Even the plastic plants here,
Are dropping their leaves.

#haikue, #nature, #ruined, @Fionacatherine, #Haiku

RingIce, CountVlad, karlokoenig, AndSheCame, JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

So many flowers,
A lush carpet of colour,
But there are no bees.

#haiku, #nature, #nobees

CountVlad and Fionacatherine like this

The grass is so green,
Each blade a uniform length,
Made out of plastic.

#haiku, #dystopia

AndSheCame, JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

Yes you are unique,
Just like all the other cunts,
Now go fuck yourself.

#haiku, #someartists

guggigirl, TimBuktu, Ziya, Fionacatherine and Authlander like this

Eaten overnight,
Meant to be flowers for bees,
Not scran for snails.

#haiku, #plants, #snails

Ziya and Sledge like this

Blank sheet of paper,
Its emptiness mocking me,
For I am nothing.

#haiku, #meaningless, #empty, #void, @JMBis, @Fionacatherine

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, juliettebravo and JMBis like this

Vodka and tonic,
With a dash of triple sec,
Yeah I mix it up.

#haiku, #vodka, #alcoholic, @Fionacatherine

juliettebravo, Fionacatherine, ZeepBella, Ziya, CurrentNobody, sudeshnarocks and JMBis like this

46 countries,
Are enemies of Russia,
So who gets it first?

#haiku, #apocalypse, #madness, #theyhavealist, #thewhitelight

JMBis, karlokoenig and CurrentNobody like this

The apocalypse,
Who will Putin target first,
With his nukes of doom?

#haiku, #apocalypse, #doom, @karlokoenig

JMBis, Authlander and CurrentNobody like this

Red lips,
Red nails,
Red eyes.

#red, #mission, #fromthearchive

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Ziya and Sledge like this

"Show us yer piss-flaps"
Valentine the dustman's line,
Can't say I tried it.

#haiku, #valentine, #hewasadustman

buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

New hobby ideas,
Learn projectile vomiting,
It's great for parties.

#haiku, #hobbies, #vomit

karlokoenig, Ziya, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Vladimir Putin,
Transcends mere politician,
To mass murderer.

#haiku, #Ukraine, #murder, #why

karlokoenig, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

My favourite place?
For oral stimulation,
Is rhetorical.

#haiku, #favorite, #place, #mission, #noanswerrequired

Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and TimBuktu like this

Car - bus - ferry - train,
Crematorium - two pubs,
Nursing home... strange day.

#haiku, #travel, #nowinmyoffice, @CurrentNobody

Ziya, locupleto, karlokoenig, Fionacatherine, JMBis, sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

Pigeons - like people,
Some know what they are doing,
Others don't know shit.

#haiku, #pigeons, @CurrentNobody, #ihavebeenobserving, #theyarenotclever

JMBis, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and UserOne like this

#haiku, @ErikSmit

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, Ziya, ErikSmit, JMBis, Authlander, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

Gentle rain shower,
Rehydrating the urine,
Funky aroma.

#haiku, #rain, #urine, #smell, #citystreets

juliettebravo, Ziya, Fionacatherine, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

My Dad is fucked up,
For him old age is knocking,
Others face missiles.

#haiku, #old-age, #war, #stand-with-ukraine

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Authlander like this

A living mummy,
Bound up in hospital sheets,
A shrivelled old man.

#haiku, #geriatric

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

What's left of my Dad...
He is being mummified,
In hospital bed.

#haiku, #geriatric, #doom, @Sledge

JMBis, Sledge, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

It is cool and still,
Pink Moon making silhouettes,
Rare tranquility.

#haiku, #peace, #HappyBeaster

JMBis, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

This "In-Seine" cocktail,
Yes please hit me the fuck up,
Should sort everything.

#haiku, #cocktail, #brandy, #bourbon, #absinthe, #st-germain

Fionacatherine, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Walker the pigeon,
Just dropped by for some peanuts,
First time in a while.

#haiku, #walker, #pigeon, #peanuts

Ziya, JMBis, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Imaginator,
That's me an imagineer,
Marketing wanker.

#haiku, #imagination, #marketing, #andwanking

Ziya, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Maybe trepanning,
Or brutal nipple torture,
What's your next hobby?

#haiku, #hobby

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Ziya like this

of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most.

Reposted from graceyo

#plo

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Getting clothes for Dad,
Mum threw all his pants away,
What time is happy?

#haiku, #geriatrics, #underpants

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

I have gripping hands,
You know, just like Action Man,
Right is best for wank.

#haiku, #wanking

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Ziya and JMBis like this

I had some verses,
But I forgot all of them,
That's the way it goes.

#haiku

juliettebravo, Ziya and AndSheCame like this

City of culture,
Portsmouth... no, I don't think so,
City of cuntsure.

#haiku, #dystopia

CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy and Ziya like this

My Dad's been in bed,
For just over two months now,
It's got him nowhere.

#haiku, #NHS, #geriatric

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, swatchUSA, buzzielizzy and Ziya like this

I asked "How's my Dad",
Not about his catheter,
This place is fucked up.

#haiku, #NHS, #fail

AndSheCame and buzzielizzy like this

"Save the NHS"
In case you hadn't noticed,
You are much too late.

#haiku, #NHS, #itisfucked

JMBis likes this

Geriatric ward,
No dignity for old men,
It's God's waiting room.

#haiku, #NHS, #fail

AndSheCame and JMBis like this

What will it be like,
I ponder in my hot bath,
When the white light comes?
Will I be a human stew,
Or simply crushed in rubble?

#tanka, #apocalypse

AndSheCame likes this

Paddling in the sea,
That was a few days ago,
Now walking through snow.

#haiku, #weather

TimBuktu, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, JMBis and Ziya like this

The mark of Zorro,
Like the swastika before,
Has been perverted.

#haiku, #putin, #war, #standwithukraine, @Fionacatherine

Fionacatherine, Ziya, CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

Weight loss solutions,
Yes - lose the lot - visit our,
Crematorium.

#haiku, #ashes

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

People are dying,
Honour them with my range of,
Leisurewear basics.

#haiku, #advertising, #dystopia

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy, Ziya, JMBis, UserOne and petegutz2 like this

Start of WW3,
It's the ideal time to buy,
Your first e-scooter.

#haiku, #dystopia, #apocalypse

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, Ziya, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, Sledge and JMBis like this

One deranged old man,
Holds the fate of the planet,
So let's go shopping.

#haiku, #dystopia, #apocalypse, #whatchthisspace

TimBuktu, Ziya, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, Sledge and JMBis like this

The road to ruin,
You know it's OK so far,
But where does it go?

#haiku, #justaskingasiamonit

UserOne, juliettebravo, buzzielizzy, Ziya, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

reposted by DarkBlack

My Dad still exists,
Will he leave the hospital?
Only time will tell.

#haiku, #memento-mori

Sledge, juliettebravo, buzzielizzy, Ziya, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

There is no escape,
Telly is on all the time,
Destroying my soul.

#haiku, #telly, #dystopia

Fionacatherine, JMBis, CurrentNobody, petegutz2 and AndSheCame like this

The fat lady's thigh,
Lap up her greasy slices,
See how thin she gets.

#haiku, #donerkebab

CurrentNobody, petegutz2 and AndSheCame like this

The fat lady's thigh,
Rotates slowly on its spit,
Warming dripping grease.

#haiku, #donerkebab

CurrentNobody, petegutz2 and AndSheCame like this

Counting syllables,
Seconds after completion,
I have forgotten.

#haiku

CurrentNobody, petegutz2 and AndSheCame like this

Fire up those vile grills,
Putrid stench of rancid grease,
All along the road.

#haiku, #kebab

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, AndSheCame and JMBis like this

I say I'll do it,
Means I really will do it,
Just may take some time.

#haiku, #sincerity, @buzzielizzy, @eulekauzig

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, JMBis, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Sledge, buzzielizzy and Ziya like this

They forgot the food,
Loads of bog paper and booze,
Just one piece of cheese.

#haiku, #groceries, #delivery, #ASDA

CurrentNobody likes this

I'll kill you brother,
A man told me to do it,
I don't know why though.

#haiku, #westandwithukraine, #dystopia, #war

Fionacatherine, JMBis, Ziya, TimBuktu, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, locupleto, AndSheCame, Authlander and buzzielizzy like this

Imagination:
If you have it you are free,
To be anywhere.

#haiku

Krisargent, UserOne, JMBis, Ziya, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and buzzielizzy like this

reposted by Krisargent

For observant folk,
There is interest to be found,
Wherever they are.

#haiku

Ziya, juliettebravo, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Authlander and buzzielizzy like this

In hospital or,
Abducted by aliens,
That's where my Dad is.
There's no communication,
A firewall of fucktards.

#tanka, #covid, #dystopia, #uk

locupleto, Fionacatherine, Ziya, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy and AndSheCame like this

Ordered groceries,
With my gin delivery,
They forgot the gin.

#haiku, #gin

Ziya, petegutz2, JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

Tuesday tomorrow,
Yes I do remember now,
There's fuck all to do.

#haiku, #dystopia

JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Are we sleepwalking,
Into the apocalypse?
Asking for a friend.

#haiku, #endofdays, #apocalypse

CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

Having a party,
Rockin' it in the kitchen,
Me and the toaster.

#haiku, #postwhileitsworking

UserOne, Sledge and JMBis like this

Gentle rainfall drips,
Mild and humid, still and wet,
May stand here a while.

#haiku, #postwhileitsworking

AndSheCame and JMBis like this

Melancholia,
For dreamy rose tinted days,
Times that never were.

#haiku, #postwhileitsworking

AndSheCame, Sledge and JMBis like this

My Dad's junk is out,
There is green diarrhoea,
Now on his fingers.

#haiku, #postwhileitsworking, @JMBis

AndSheCame and JMBis like this

#Ukraine

JodieT and Fionacatherine like this

Consider the verb:
OBSTRUCT - a synonym is,
"Customer service".

#haiku, #dystopia

JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

Society now,
No responsibility,
Zero agency.

#haiku, #dystopia

Fionacatherine and JMBis like this

Zero agency,
No responsibility,
That's UK living.

#haiku, #dystopia

JMBis, CurrentNobody, Sledge and sirskitten1 like this

You got the Covid,
Go and cough it all about,
It's the UK rules.

#haiku, #dystopia, #covid

Ziya, buzzielizzy, JMBis, sirskitten1 and CurrentNobody like this

My Dad smashed his chest,
The odds are stacked against him,
Both love and hate him,
Waiting for the final call,
Telling Mum will be hardest.

#tanka, #geriatrics, #momento-mori

juliettebravo, Authlander, CurrentNobody, JMBis, sirskitten1, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

Rooted to my nose,
Acrid funk of old man piss,
Sub-optimal day.

#haiku, #piss, #not-cut-out-for-this

JMBis, petegutz2, AndSheCame, sirskitten1 and CurrentNobody like this

This sponsored haiku,
Buy all your stuff at Walmart,
Shit there's no words left.

#haiku, #advertising, #shit, #ASDA, #Walmart

CurrentNobody and sirskitten1 like this

An ant colony,
Was in the dendrobium,
But now the cactus.

#haiku, #pet-ants, #they-moved

CurrentNobody and sirskitten1 like this

Aim to be better,
Better than fucking useless,
Ahead of the crowd.

#haiku

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, JMBis, CurrentNobody and sirskitten1 like this

Thank fuck,
There is more beer.

Ziya, UserOne, TimBuktu, Fionacatherine, sirskitten1 and CurrentNobody like this

Molten cheese,
It is the sperm,
Of gods.

Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Frothing lunatics,
Letters of green ink they write,
Deblaterating.

#haiku

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Tending the flowers,
Dead-heading and tidying,
In January!

#haiku, #january, #gardening

Fionacatherine, Ziya, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

Warm sun in winter,
Enjoying the boneyard peace.
Something strikes the ground,
A crow up high in the trees,
Lost hold of a sausage roll.

#tanka

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Are you dead inside?
Consider tumbling pebbles,
A thrilling hobby.

#haiku, #lapidary, #boredom, #iwishBOLDwouldwork

CurrentNobody likes this

Enjoy the sensation,
Pendulous low-hanging balls,
Swing'em too and fro.

#haiku, #testicles, #low-hangers

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I have the answers,
Subscribe to my channel now,
Whatever the fuck.

#haiku, #dystopia, #influencers, #shit

TimBuktu, UserOne and JMBis like this

Shoreline foraging,
Sanderlings and sandpipers,
Also naked men.

#haiku, #sadperverts, #eastney

Ziya, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, JMBis and schnudelhupf like this

May you find purpose,
And realise dreams of glory,
You bless'ed fuckers.

#haiku, #happynewyear, #bolders, @Fionacatherine

karlokoenig, TimBuktu, Ziya, AndSheCame, JMBis and Fionacatherine like this

Thank fuck all that shit,
Is over for another,
Spirit crushing year.

#haiku, #happynewfear

TimBuktu, Ziya and Fionacatherine like this

Candles celebrate,
The shortest day is over,
Welcome back the light.

#haiku, #winter, #solstice

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Rocking to and fro,
In time with the dishwasher,
No place for sane here.

#haiku

AndSheCame and JMBis like this

Don't suppose Pooper,
Laments a lack of purpose,
Just shits everywhere.

#haiku, #woodpigeon, #shitseverywhere, #bigshits

Fionacatherine, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Stroll to the office,
Timing was sub-optimal,
Shoes full of water.

#haiku, #storm, #rain, @Sherry89

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Pooper's tail is broke,
Was all intact yesterday,
Can still fly and poop.

#haiku, #woodpigeon, #shitslikeagoose

UserOne, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Offers are subject
To availability,
That is - not to you.

#haiku, #advertising

Fionacatherine, Sledge, AndSheCame, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

If I had acid,
I could dance to the rhythm,
Of the dishwasher.

#haiku

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Searching random words,
Offers some bizarre viewing,
On XVideos.

#haiku, #cautionadvised, #cannotbeunseen, #itisnotart

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine and Sledge like this

I shit you not folks,
Did some DIY today,
Not a single swear.

#haiku, #DIY, #ihateDIY, @Fionacatherine

Sledge, UserOne, AndSheCame, Ziya and Fionacatherine like this

On CCTV,
Some old fart in my garden,
Looks a bit like me.

#haiku, #CCTV

AndSheCame, TimBuktu and Ziya like this

New vacuum cleaner,
Saturday night's for cleaning,
That's entertainment.

#haiku, #vacuum-cleaner

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#brokenagain

karlokoenig, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

Month of Black Friday,
Yet no thanks is given here,
Just sickening greed.

#haiku, #advertising, #greed, #hubris, #UK

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