juneocallagh's Posts

#VAN, #MORRISON, #brown, #eyed, #girl, #;-), @jmb

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, aana, dor1316, mehr, meohmy, Campo, locupleto, GreatSmile, ThoughtBoy and 9 others like this

reposted by buzzielizzy

AND YOU MAKE JOKES BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID TO TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY..

BECAUSE IF YOU TAKE THINGS SERIOULSY...
THEY MATTER.

#ThinkingOutLoud

streetmedic, NoStart, Krisargent, Campo, timothy21, hey.its.mira, dor1316, meohmy, locupleto, kalyani.vasave and 15 others like this

reposted by kalyani.vasave and faliza

#ThinkingOutLoud, #rawww, #;-))

MustBNiceLyfeJ, MyM, GreatSmile, springfire, Viciouse31, Ziya, eulekauzig, UserOne, crafty, Tamika1212 and 2 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31, busylizzie, buzzielizzy and MustBNiceLyfeJ

#ThinkingOutLoud, @jmb

MustBNiceLyfeJ, DrewDrifter, Krisargent, StellaStella, octothorpe, BirdStage, Tim12, RNhiker, mehr, meohmy and 24 others like this

reposted by busylizzie, Viciouse31, RNhiker, Tim12, CurrentNobody and Krisargent

CHOWOCATE
CAT IS MELTING IN DAYTONA:

PWEASE I NEED 100 WIKES TO BUY HER A MINI FWIDGE >••<

@mym LOOL

@mym, #LOOL, #X

UserOne, 2schaa and lindaann like this

CANADIAN CHOCOLATIER SHYTE GOES VIRAL IN SCOTLAND...

REAL CHOCOLATE REAL PROTEIN...
#EATSHYTE.COM.

#LooL, @mym, #rofl, #<3, #darn, #tootin, #;-)), @dor1316

springfire, UserOne, MyM, 2schaa, lindaann and dor1316 like this

MOM: TELL YOUR SISTER TO TURN THE DAMN TV OFF...
ME: CAN I SAY DAMN?
MOM: YEA...
ME: MOM SAID TURN THAT MOTHA FKN TV OFF BEFORE SHE BRAKES YOU ASS ;-))

@lindaann, #;-)), @crafty, #sistas, #<3

TimBuktu, JMBis, prubton, DominicLomax, Viciouse31, eulekauzig, Tamika1212, lindaann, crafty, springfire and 3 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and buzzielizzy

TODAY
WAS AS MUCH FUN AS A SAND PAPER DILDO!

#ThinkingOutLoud, @mym, #LooL, #haha, #x

StellaStella, DominicLomax, fuzyfixr, KnightofSIAL, Viciouse31, UserOne, Ziya, petegutz2, Tamika1212, misterlab and 8 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

I DO HAVE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER'
I ALSO HAVE A GUN, A SHOVEL AND AN ALIBI.

#miss, #my, #dad, #:-(, #lol, @NerdWord, #xx, @jmb

StellaStella, eulekauzig, UserOne, Juli7, springfire, dor1316, GreatSmile, ThoughtBoy, jmb and beingme like this

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I SWEAR,
UNTIL I'M IN A SITUATION WHERE I CAN'T !

#ThinkingOutLoud, @jmb

UserOne, timmer, Tamika1212, juliettebravo, dor1316, GreatSmile, ThoughtBoy, springfire, beingme and MyM like this

LIFE DOSEN'T REQUIRE THAT WE BE THE BEST,
ONLY THAT WE TRY OUR BEST.

#ThinkingOutLoud

Krisargent, CrewMood2, KnightofSIAL, Viciouse31, eulekauzig, UserOne, perellano, Tamika1212, Juli7, misterlab and 8 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

THOUGHTS HAVE POWER;
THOUGHTS HAVE ENERGY AND YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WORLD OR BREAK IT BY YOUR OWN THINKING.

- Susan L Taylor:

#ThinkingOutLoud

Krisargent, eulekauzig, UserOne, lindaann, Bettydent, dor1316, janem803, jmb and springfire like this

SUCCESS IS DEPENDENT UPON THE GLANDS...

SWEAT GLANDS !

@jmb

Krisargent, UserOne, Tamika1212, lindaann, dor1316, GreatSmile and beingme like this

MONEY DOSEN'T BUY HAPPINESS..
BUT I PREFER TO CRY IN A LUXURY CAR.

#ThinkingOutLoud, @jmb

Krisargent, MissHulk, eulekauzig, timmer, Tamika1212, lindaann, dor1316, GreatSmile, jmb, springfire and 2 others like this

SPEAKING MY MIND IS EASY......
SPEAKING IT TACTFULLY
NOT SO MUCH !

#ThinkingOutLoud

karlokoenig, sirskitten1, Krisargent, DominicLomax, Viciouse31, MyM, crafty, Ziya, KnightofSIAL, eulekauzig and 9 others like this

reposted by eulekauzig, Viciouse31 and sirskitten1

I JUST REALIZED THAT MILITARY BARBERS SHAVE THEIR PRIVATES!

#ThinkingOutLoud, #8-0

UserOne, Bettydent, dor1316, ThoughtBoy, janem803, jmb and beingme like this

I TOOK A CHANCE I TOOK A SHOT,
AND YOU MIGHT THINK

"I'M BULLET PROOF"

BUT I'M NOT.

#ThinkingOutLoud

Krisargent, DominicLomax, UserOne, Fionacatherine, lindaann, Bettydent, dor1316, jmb, springfire and beingme like this

APPROX 114 DAYS WITHOUT SEX..
AND I'M PRETTY SURE MY VIRGINITY HAS GROWN BACK?

#ThinkingOutLoud, #8-0, @mym

eulekauzig, UserOne, pob, juliettebravo, lindaann, nipase, dor1316, janem803, MyM, beingme and 1 other like this

DAY 119 WITHOUT SEX:

MY HAIRD DRESSOR PULLED MY HAIR A LITTLE TOO HARD, AND I ACCIDENTLY CALLED HIM DADDY !

#ThinkingOutLoud, @jmb

eulekauzig, UserOne, timmer, lindaann, ThoughtBoy, janem803, beingme, Demetrius, jmb and karlokoenig like this

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, @jmb, #-_-, #^5, #lol

Krisargent, UserOne, Juli7, ChrisRota, lindaann, hanna1, janem803, beingme, jmb and juneocallagh like this

WHY ISN'T THERE A STRAIGHT PRIDE DAY PARADE?
WHY ISN'T THERE A HOSPITAL FOR WELL PEOPLE??
WHY ISN'T THERE A SOUP KITCHEN FOR RICH PEOPLE???
WHY ISN'T THERE A CEMETARY FOR LIVING PEOPLE???

#ThinkingOutLoud, #??, @mym

-Juliane- and MyM like this

Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones.

And

I
will
try

to
fix
you.

Reposted from naebitnae

#plo, #lol, #;-)

Krisargent, ThoughtBoy, eulekauzig, lindaann, juneocallagh and jmb like this

$......, / \ (____/\) x_x_ y(____I __ __ \Z. /| \ / \ I II \ /"""\ /.-' |__\__/ I__II__ / / _/` | \ ___ _I_ | \\ / / \ I I_ _ _ I_ I | \\ / / | I I II_II_I( )I II_/ | ) .,./ / ) __/ _\__/`'` , /___ ( _ // __':,;.;`____/ I I_) // / I I\I I ROGRESS (` (` (` _ ) END _ ) ILENCE _ ) OON$

Reposted from anonymous

#ThinkingOutLoud, #plo, @ThoughtBoy, #;-))

Krisargent, eulekauzig, misterlab, ThoughtBoy, juneocallagh and Bettydent like this

HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE?

PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT !

#eeeeww

lindaann, ThoughtBoy, ChrisRota, springfire and beingme like this

HAVE YOU EVER MADE A TOY SQUEAK IT'S LAST SQUEAK?

IT CHANGES YOU MAN !

#ThinkingOutLoud, @mym, #•.•, #hehe!, #LooL

janem803, lindaann, springfire, ThoughtBoy, MyM, beingme, ChrisRota and Convo_Ray like this

I WAS DRINKING AT A BAR SO I TOOK A BUS HOME..

THIS MAY NOT SEEM LIKE A BIG DEAL TO YOU, BUT I'VE NEVER DRIVEN A BUS BEFORE ?

eulekauzig, timmer, MyM, janem803, lindaann, jmb, ThoughtBoy, springfire, beingme, nipase and 3 others like this

I LIKE COOKING MY FAMILY AND MY PETS.

USE COMMAS.
DON'T BE A PSYCHO.

#ThinkingOutLoud, @jmp

eulekauzig, MyM, swatchUSA, janem803, juliettebravo, lindaann, ThoughtBoy, beingme, ChrisRota, springfire and 1 other like this

OPPORTUNITY

MAY KNOCK ONLY ONCE,
BUT TEMPTATION LEANS ON THE DOORBELL .

#ThinkingOutLoud

Krisargent, dor1316, Viciouse31, eulekauzig, mrhappy, MyM, Fionacatherine, perellano, Hank-the-knife, shanncy and 9 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

REMEMBER THIS;

TRUST IS BUILT IN DROPS AND LOST IN BUCKETS.

#ThinkingOutLoud, @jmb

Krisargent, eulekauzig, dor1316, AnneLo, Convo_Ray, jazz23, ErikSmit, bold, Petronius, locupleto and 9 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA and Convo_Ray

EVERYONE
IS GIFTED BUT MOST PEOPLE NEVER
OPEN THEIR
PACKAGE.

#lol

CrewMood2, eulekauzig, dor1316, Joshi11, roosterbear, MillieG, ChrisRota, Fionacatherine, perellano, Demetrius and 10 others like this

IT WASN'T
UNTIL I SLAPPED THE STATUE'S ASS THAT I REALZED I
HAD HIT ROCK BOTTOM !

#ThinkingOutLoud, @springfire

shanncy, janem803, lindaann, crafty, ThoughtBoy, jmb and springfire like this

#ThinkingOutLoud

janem803, markwright, ThoughtBoy, hanna1, Sentinel, beingme and springfire like this

LIFE STATUS:

CURRENTLY HOLDING IT ALL TOGETHER WITH ONE BOBBY PIN.

#ThinkingOutLoud, @springfire

dor1316, blondie1968, Fionacatherine, janem803, lindaann, crafty, ThoughtBoy, beingme, jmb and springfire like this

reposted by blondie1968

NO ONE WILL THINK SHE IS PRETTIER THAN US......
ONCE I START SPREADING THE RUMOUR SHE ONCE HAD A PENIS!•.•

#ThinkingOutLoud, @jmb

siouxz, janem803, lindaann, crafty, ThoughtBoy, MyM, beingme and jmb like this

WAIT.....
DID I PICK UP THE KID'S AFTER SCHOOL!?

#ThinkingOutLoud

eulekauzig, janem803, crafty, ThoughtBoy, hanna1, beingme and springfire like this

THAT MOMENT WHEN THE CHOIR BE HITTING THE HIGH NOTES AND YOU BE LIKE.....

OH YESSSSS LLLAAWWDD !

GLORAAY!

#ThinkingOutLoud

janem803, lindaann, ThoughtBoy, hanna1, beingme, locupleto and springfire like this

I HAVE A FEELING I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS ONE DAY,
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SHOW,
" SNAPPED?"

#ThinkingOutLoud

crafty, ThoughtBoy and beingme like this

I WONDER HOW MANY VEGETARIANSDRIVE AROUND WITH LEATHER SEATS!?

#ThinkingOutLoud

janem803, Sentinel, beingme, springfire, jmb and NerdWord like this

I DON'T WAN'T TO GO TO HEAVEN....
NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ;-))

#ThinkingOutLoud, @NerdWord

Demetrius, ThoughtBoy, lindaann, nipase, hanna1, Sentinel, springfire, NerdWord and Bettydent like this

STILL
PRAYING
FOR THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE !

#ThinkingOutLoud

eulekauzig, dor1316, janem803, lindaann, springfire and NerdWord like this

GBUGG
PEED IN HER PANTS!

THERE I SAID IT •.•

#ThinkingOutLoud, @NerdWord, #lmao, #gbugg, #<3

lindaann, janem803, sudeshnarocks, ThoughtBoy, crafty, GreatSmile and beingme like this

BASED ON THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE I'M GOING TO ASSUME I THOUGHT OUT LOUD AGAIN '

#ThinkingOutLoud

dor1316, Viciouse31, Campo, nipase, Bettydent, lindaann, Ziya, CityCharacter, sudeshnarocks, ThoughtBoy and 3 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

FIRST SIGN OF MADNESS IS HAIR ON YOUR HAND...
SECOND SIGN IS LOOKING FOR IT ;-))

@___@

lindaann, sudeshnarocks, ThoughtBoy, GreatSmile and beingme like this

I AM UNDER
NO OBLIGATION
TO MAKE SENSE TO YOU.

#ThinkingOutLoud

CrewMood2, lindaann, Ziya, janem803, sudeshnarocks, beingme and springfire like this

WHENEVER PEOPLE ASK ME IF I'M RACIST I ALWAYS ANSWER NO I HATE EVERYBODY!

#ThinkingOutLoud

KnightofSIAL, jmb, Viciouse31, eulekauzig, karlokoenig, lindaann, Demetrius, CityCharacter, sudeshnarocks, GreatSmile and 1 other like this

reposted by Viciouse31

I ONCE SATISIFIED
A MAN WITH
MY MOUTH...
I SHUT IT.

#ThinkingOutLoud

eulekauzig, karlokoenig, lindaann, Demetrius, beingme and TrainBirthday like this

DON'T GO BACON MY HEART,
I COULDN'T IF I FRIED,
HONEY IF I GET BREAKFAST,
DO I GET EXTRA FRIES :-))

#lyrics, #gone, #bad!, #kiki, #dee?, #i, #think?

karlokoenig, lindaann and dor1316 like this

WHEN I WAS A KID MY PARENTS WOULD ALWAYS SAY "PARDON MY FRENCH" AFTER A SWEAR WORD... I'LL NEVER FORGET MY FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL THE TEACHER ASKED IF ANYONE OF US KNEW ANY FRENCH :-()

#congrats, #to, #france, #^5, @dor1316

eulekauzig, karlokoenig, lindaann, CityCharacter, jmb, dor1316, MyM, beingme and springfire like this

I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR THAT TRUMP WILL DEPORT MY LATINA MOTHER-IN-LAW

WHO LIVES AT
1327 3rd ST. LA 90023 BLUE HOUSE,

SHE GETS OFF WORK AT 8pm.

#LMAO, #JOKE, #;-)), @jmb

lindaann, GreatSmile, dor1316, MyM and beingme like this

BLACK BIRDS SINGING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT,
TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS AND FLY.

-Beatles

eulekauzig, nipase, GreatSmile, dor1316, beingme, Demetrius and springfire like this

YES I THINK TO MYSELF...
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD :-)

@Demetrius, #still, #ringing, #in, #my, #head, #demi, #oooh, #yeah, #;-))

eulekauzig, lindaann, dor1316, beingme and springfire like this

NO SCARS TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL,
WE'RE STAR'S AND WE'RE BEAUTIFUL *******

eulekauzig, lindaann, beingme, springfire and Demetrius like this

COME ON MISSION!
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY !!!

#wake, #up, #"boldomaric, #;-)), @mym

lindaann, MyM, beingme, springfire, eulekauzig and ElfiEdel like this

MY ONLY FRIEND WAS THE MAN ON THE MOON...

AND EVEN SOMETIMES HE WOULD GO AWAY TOO.

lindaann, dor1316, beingme, springfire, Demetrius and jmb like this

IMPRESS PEOPLE WITH YOUR SOUL.
NOT THE THINGS YOU HAVE.

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, karlokoenig, lindaann, misterlab, janem803, dor1316, beingme, springfire and jmb like this

@Demetrius

eulekauzig, lindaann, dor1316, beingme, springfire, ElfiEdel and Demetrius like this

YOU'RE JOURNEY WON'T BE THE SAME AS ANYONE ELSE'S SO DON'T LET THE WORLD TELL YOU WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.

#good, #morning, #boldies, #;-))

CrewMood2, eulekauzig, lindaann, janem803, dor1316, beingme, springfire and jmb like this

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, @lindaann, #<3

CrewMood2, lindaann, dor1316, beingme, springfire and juneocallagh like this

PEOPLE FROM A PLANET WITHOUT FLOWERS WOULD THINK WE MUST BE MAD WITH JOY THE WHOLE TIME TO HAVE SUCH THINGS AMONG US'

-Iris Murdoch:

#quote

CrewMood2, eulekauzig, lindaann, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, juliettebravo and springfire like this

i am Bewich today , no twiching my body just my nose . Casting spells to start my day . . .

Reposted from anonymous

#plop, #^5, #^_~, @crafty, #<3

lindaann, crafty and juneocallagh like this

ONE OF THE SADDEST THINGS IN THIS WORLD IS TO SEE A CHILD HATING ONE OF THEIR PARENTS,
BECAUSE THEY ONLY GOT ONE SIDE OF THE STORY!

eulekauzig, karlokoenig, janem803, nipase, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, Vandtastic and springfire like this

HE STARTED SLOWLY UNDOING HIS BELT FROM UNDER THE TABLE, WAS THIS REALLY HAPPENING HERE? FK IT SHE SAID AND STARTED UNDOING HER OWN BELT' HE MOTIONED TO THE WAITER, "ANOTHER ROUND OF WINGS"
THEY SMILED THEY KNEW THEY HAD MORE ROOM :-)

@mym

karlokoenig, janem803, DMein, lindaann, sudeshnarocks, Vandtastic and MyM like this

#@.@, @mym

janem803, lindaann, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, springfire, jmb and MyM like this

IF I EVER GO MISSING,
I WAN'T MY PICTURE ON WINE BOTTLES RATHER THAN MILK CARTONS, THAT WAY,
AT LEAST MY FRIENDS WILL KNOW I'M MISSING'

eulekauzig, misterlab, nipase, lindaann, Fionacatherine, Vandtastic, springfire, jmb, MyM and Sherry89 like this

FOR INSTANT HAPPY WOMAN
JUST ADD
WINE ;-)

@mym

lindaann, juliettebravo and MyM like this

Vodka martini,
Straight up, stirred, with three olives,
On a plastic sword.

Reposted from DominicLomax

#plo, @DominicLomax, #^_^, #cheers, #!

juneocallagh, locupleto, karlokoenig, Bettydent, ChrisRota, lindaann and zefrances like this

WHEN YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OUT AND TRY TO FIND YOUR COUCH! PRU ;-))

#plop, @prubton, #;-)), #lmao, #miss, #ye, #:-(

Bettydent, lindaann and zefrances like this

I SEE DEADPOOL •.•

"YOU MEAN DEAD PEOPLE?"

#GREAT, #MOVIE, #;-))

eulekauzig, Bettydent, Drakonan, lindaann and zefrances like this

#DOLL, #LINGERIE', #THAT, #IS!, #;-))

janem803 and ChrisRota like this

AND IT BURNS BURNS
BURNS...
THAT RING
OF FIRE !

#johnny, #cash!, #haha!, #ooh!, #8-0

eulekauzig and ChrisRota like this

I HATE HOW CHOCOLATES IMMEDIATELY MELT ON MY FINGERS,
I MEAN , AM I THAT HOT?

locupleto, Bettydent, janem803, lindaann, nipase and springfire like this

PLEASE
BE PATIENT,
EVEN A TOILET CAN HANDLE ONLY ONE ASSHOLE AT A TIME ;-))

eulekauzig, jmb, comanzatara, lindaann, ChrisRota and springfire like this

DON'T STEAL,
DON'T LIE,
DON'T CHEAT,
DON'T SELL DRUGS.....

THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION!

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, jmb, lindaann, juliettebravo, springfire and zefrances like this

I POINTED TO 2 OLD DRUNKS SITTING ACROSS THE BAR FROM US AND TOLD MY FRIEND....

"THATS US IN 10 YEARS'

SHE SAID ,
"THATS A MIRROR IDIOT"

@crafty, #haha, #^_~, #<3, @prubton

comanzatara, jmb, Demetrius, lindaann, DominicLomax, nipase, juliettebravo, springfire, TrainBirthday and crafty like this

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SKINNY, TO BE SEXY OR BEAUTIFUL...
BEAUTY IS THE SIZE OF YOUR HEART NOT THE SIZE OF YOUR JEANS.

eulekauzig, litjackson, Fionacatherine, comanzatara, janem803, ChrisRota, lindaann, nipase, juliettebravo and springfire like this

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK THE KARMA BUS IS MOVING TO SLOW !

eulekauzig, jmb, comanzatara, ChrisRota, lindaann, nipase and springfire like this

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,

IT'S CALLED ATTEMPTED MURDER!

eulekauzig, lindaann, juliettebravo, springfire, zefrances, MyM and Convo_Ray like this

I ACCIDENTALLY WORE MY RED SHIRT TO TARGET TODAY AND, LONG STORY SHORT,

I'M COVERING FOR DEBBIE THIS WEEKEND?

#Wtf?

Fionacatherine, janem803, lindaann, springfire, zefrances and MyM like this

I WAN'T TO GROW MY OWN FOOD,
BUT I CAN'T FIND ANY TACO SEEDS.

#@.@

eulekauzig, janem803, lindaann, springfire and MyM like this

I
WOULD
GO
OUT
OF
MY
MIND......
BUT I CAN'T FIND THE EXIT.

Fionacatherine, karlokoenig, comanzatara, jmb, janem803, springfire, ChrisRota and MyM like this

reposted by ChrisRota and prameshwar

A FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS ACROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES !

@MyM

springfire and MyM like this

PICK YOURSELF UP,
DUST YOURSELF OFF,
AND START ALL OVER AGAIN .

#NoteToSelf

jmb, janem803, springfire, MyM and zefrances like this

HAND SANITIZER!
DISCOVERING THE CUTS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU HAD !

#ugh, @.@

eulekauzig, iamjagaba, petegutz2, Bettydent, shanncy, janem803, lindaann, Andromenadda, jmb, swatchUSA and 4 others like this

TODAY I'M DOING NOTHING BECAUSE I STARTED IT YESTERDAY AND I WASN'T FINISHED.

I'M NO QUITTER !

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, petegutz2, Bettydent, diversiti, janem803, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise, springfire, ThoughtBoy and mir-jam like this

- MY GUT FEELING,
DO IT.
-ME: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmm.... I'LL DO IT.!

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, petegutz2, janem803, lindaann, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise, springfire and ThoughtBoy like this

MY GOAL IN 2018 IS TO ACCOMPLISH THE GOALS I SET IN 2017 WHICH I SHOULD HAVE DONE IN 2016 BECAUSE I MADE A PROMISE IN 2015 WHICH I PLANNED IN 2012 !

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, Sentinel, juliettebravo, lindaann, swatchUSA, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise, Demetrius, springfire, ThoughtBoy and 1 other like this

reposted by swatchUSA

I USED TO BE JEALOUS OF
HARRY POTTER FOR BEING ABLE TO TALK TO SNAKES,

SEEMS I'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR YEARS?

#NoteToSelf

juliettebravo, lindaann, jmb, avant-garde, swatchUSA, GreatSmile, ThoughtBoy and Ziya like this

I THINK I MIGHT BE THE SADDEST HAPPY AND THE MEANEST NICE PERSON EVER TO EXIST ;-)

#NoteToSelf, @jmb, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, lindaann, GreatSmile, springfire, ThoughtBoy, jmb and Ziya like this

STAND UP,
STRETCH,

TAKE A WALK,
GO TO THE AIRPORT,

GET ON A PLANE,
NEVER RETURN.

#NoteToSelf

Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, lindaann, swatchUSA, springfire, ThoughtBoy and Ziya like this

I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE.
I'M A TELLER OF UNFORTUNATE TRUTHS.

#NoteToSelf

juliettebravo, GreatSmile, springfire, ThoughtBoy and Ziya like this

YOU EITHER LIKE ME OR YOU DON'T.

IT TOOK ME TWENTY SOMETHING YEARS TO LEARN HOW TO LOVE MYSELF. I DON'T
HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME
TO CONVINCE SOMEONE
ELSE.

#NoteToSelf, @Fionacatherine

eulekauzig, janem803, Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, lindaann, Demetrius, springfire, ThoughtBoy, Ziya and jmb like this

Beauty appears when you switch on that light in your heart.

Reposted from anonymous

#NoteToSelf, #plo, @jmb, #<3

eulekauzig, janem803, juliettebravo, lindaann, GreatSmile, ThoughtBoy, Ziya, PueppiRazza and jmb like this

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO TURN AROUND IN A BIG CHAIR AND SAY,
"I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU."

#NoteToSelf, @shanncy

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, Bettydent, shanncy, janem803, GreatSmile, Demetrius, ThoughtBoy and jmb like this

I GET PAID TO BE NICE AT WORK..

NOT SURE WHY MY FAMILY EXPECT THAT SHIT FOR FREE?

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, shanncy, lindaann, Demetrius and ThoughtBoy like this

SURROUND YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE ISSUES,

BECAUSE PEOPLE WITH ISSUES ALWAYS HAVE ALCOHOL.

#NoteToSelf, #(, #Just, #Kiddin, #yall, #<3, #^_~, @jmb

Bettydent, Fionacatherine, lindaann, GreatSmile, ThoughtBoy and jmb like this

REDNECK WORD OF THE DAY...

"RECTUM"

I HAD TWO NICE FOUR WHEELERS BEFORE I RECTUM !

#lmao, #lol, #;-))

Bettydent, lindaann and ThoughtBoy like this

MY
ONLY
CRIME
IS THAT I WAS TOO DARN KIND.

#NoteToSelf

petegutz2, Bettydent, janem803, lindaann, TrainBirthday, GreatSmile, ThoughtBoy, jmb and sudeshnarocks like this

I DON'T CARE HOW OLD I AM, IF I GO OUT TO EAT AND THERE ARE CRAYONS AND PAPER PLACE MATS WITH PUZZLES....

GAME ON !

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, janem803, Demetrius, springfire and sudeshnarocks like this

I NOTICED MY WAITER HAD A BLACK EYE...
SO I ORDERED VERY SLOWLY BECAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T LISTEN !

#NoteToSelf, @jmb

lindaann, GreatSmile, jmb and sudeshnarocks like this

DON'T MAKE A PERMANENT DECISION FOR YOUR TEMPORARY EMOTION.

#NoteToSelf, @jmb

eulekauzig, misterlab, janem803, jmb and sudeshnarocks like this

YOU THINK I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU....
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??
MY PHONE CHARGER??

#NoteToSelf

Bettydent, janem803, lindaann, Demetrius and sudeshnarocks like this

SOMETIMES GOD SENDS AN EX BACK INTO YOUR LIFE TO SEE IF YOU'RE STILL STUPID !

#NoteToSelf, @jmb

eulekauzig, Bettydent, janem803, lindaann, juneocallagh, sudeshnarocks and jmb like this

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig and sudeshnarocks like this

GET OUT OF THE SUN....

IF YOUR SKIN TONE
MATCHES THIS COLOR.

#NoteToSelf

janem803, lindaann, ThoughtBoy and sudeshnarocks like this

NUMBER 1 RULE AT A PARTY...
DON'T GO TO SLEEP FIRST !

#NoteToSelf

Fionacatherine, MyM, eulekauzig, perellano, Campo, Bettydent, janem803, lindaann, Demetrius, ThoughtBoy and 3 others like this

I'D LIKE THE PORN IN MY ROOM TO BE DISABLED!

WE ONLY HAVE REGULAR PORN YOU SICK BASTARD!

#@.@

MyM and arxvis like this

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT THEY WANT,
THAT,S
WHY THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!

#just, #saying!

eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, Demetrius, janem803, MyM, nipase, GreatSmile, beingme, InfluenceNoise and springfire like this

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, MissFine, janem803, GreatSmile, Bettydent, beingme, InfluenceNoise and springfire like this

SOMETIMES LIFE WILL FUCK YOU AND YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO CHANGE POSITIONS AND FIND A WAY TO ENJOY IT !

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, MissFine, Demetrius, janem803, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise and arxvis like this

#NoteToSelf

bold, locupleto, InfluenceNoise and arxvis like this

IF IT INVOLVES WINE AND FLIP FLOPS
COUNT ME IN ;-))

#NoteToSelf

MissFine, locupleto, MyM, GreatSmile, Bettydent, InfluenceNoise and arxvis like this

HONEY,
YOUR HATERS ARE IMAGINARY,
NO ONE WANTS TO BE YOU,

I PROMISE.

#NoteToSelf

locupleto, janem803, Bettydent and InfluenceNoise like this

Q:
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BEAR, A DEER, AND A RABBIT?

#THEY, #ARE, #ALL, #DIFFERENT, #ANIMALS!, #;-))

GreatSmile, Bettydent and InfluenceNoise like this

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TAKING LONGER THAN OTHERS DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE A FAILURE...

KEEP GOING .

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, janem803, InfluenceNoise and springfire like this

IT'S YOUR CHOICE TO DECIDE WHO YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR!

#NoteToSelf, @Demetrius

eulekauzig, BiteSenior, Campo, MissFine, nipase, GreatSmile, springfire, InfluenceNoise, arxvis and Demetrius like this

DARN TOOTIN!
I WROTE
IT WITH
INVISIBLE INK !
•.•

#NoteToSelf

InfluenceNoise likes this

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, janem803 and InfluenceNoise like this

IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE HOW PEOPLE ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU AND MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER <3

#BOLDIES, #LOVE, #YALL, #<3, #TY, @springfire

prubton, eulekauzig, janem803, misterlab, MyM, InfluenceNoise, juneocallagh, Demetrius and springfire like this

I PROMISED MYSELF I'D DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY TODAY...
SO I'M SITTING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUCH !

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, janem803, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise and springfire like this

I WAS ADDICTED TO SOAP....
I'M CLEAN
NOW :-)

#NoteToSelf

janem803, InfluenceNoise, arxvis and springfire like this

PEOPLE
WHO
ENJOY LIFE
RARELY HAVE A FLAT STOMACH!

#NoteToSelf

janem803, InfluenceNoise, springfire and jmb like this

IF YOU LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLES CONDITIONS,
YOU WILL BE LIKE THEM IN THE FUTURE!

BILL GATES LMAOO.. BILL GATES IS A MILLIONAIRE LMAOOO ;-)

#NoteToSelf

janem803, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise and springfire like this

I WRITE TO DISCOVER WHAT I THINK,AFTER ALL,
THE BARS AREN'T OPEN THAT EARLY!

#NoteToSelf, #quote, #;-)

misterlab and springfire like this

#NoteToSelf

GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise, arxvis and springfire like this

IT'S HOT TONIGHT I WILL SLEEP WITH THE WINDOW OPEN.

27 MOSQUITOES LIKED YOUR POST ;-)

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, InfluenceNoise and arxvis like this

UNDERSTAND THAT TEARS OF THE PAST ARE ABLE TO RETURN NOTHING TO YOU.

#NoteToSelf

BiteSenior, janem803, misterlab, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise, arxvis and springfire like this

"DEMOCRACY DON'T RULE THE WORLD, YOU'D BETTER GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD;
THIS WORLD IS RULED BY VIOLENCE,

BUT I GUESS THAT'S BETTER LEFT UNSAID."

- BOB DYLAN:

#NoteToSelf

eulekauzig, Stig300, GreatSmile, misterlab, zefrances, CityCharacter, ThoughtBoy, jmb, juliettebravo, MyM and 2 others like this

I HAVE AN APPETITE FOR AWESOME AND I SCRAPE THE PLATE !

#NoteToSelf, #;-)), @mym, @JMB, @jmb

Fionacatherine, zefrances, CityCharacter, janem803, ThoughtBoy, springfire, lindaann, MyM, Goatsarefunny, only1alyssa and 2 others like this

Stable the horse,
F* the jockey,
Don't forget the morning-after pill.

Reposted from anonymous

#NoteToSelf, #plo, #^_~, @jmb, #psst!, @eulekauzig, #huhu, #xx

springfire, lindaann, CityCharacter, juneocallagh, crafty, jmb, UserOne and eulekauzig like this

IF YOU CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT,
DON'T STOP WORKING FOR IT.

#NoteToSelf

springfire, lindaann, janem803, CityCharacter, dor1316, jmb, MyM and UserOne like this

Smile and let everyone know you're alot stronger today than you were yesterday

Reposted from NerdWord

#notetoself, #plo, @NerdWord, #;-)), #hey, #gbugg, #xx

springfire, lindaann, janem803, Ziya, UserOne, dor1316, crafty, MyM, Convo_Ray, jmb and 1 other like this

IT TOOK A LONG TIME FOR ME TO REALIZE PEOPLE LOVE DIFFERENTLY.

#NoteToSelf

springfire, misterlab, lindaann, janem803, Ziya, dor1316 and Convo_Ray like this

KEEP IN MIND:

THE TOUGHER THE LESSON,
THE BIGGER
THE BLESSING.

#NoteToSelf, @eulekauzig

springfire, deveshtulsi247, juliettebravo, lindaann, dor1316, crafty, MyM, Convo_Ray, jmb and eulekauzig like this

Dont feel bad for taking care of you after all you do matter

Reposted from anonymous

#note, #to, #self, #plo, @lindaann, #x

springfire, lindaann, janem803, Ziya, dor1316, crafty, MyM, Convo_Ray and jmb like this

THE INVENTOR OF THE THROAT LOZENGE HAS DIED !

THERE WILL BE NO COFFIN AT HIS FUNERAL !

#;-)

dor1316, crafty, Ziya and InfluenceNoise like this

BOOBS!
THE PROOF THAT MEN CAN FOCUS ON TWO THINGS AT ONCE!

#Rawawww, #^_~

albiin, Campo, crafty, Luca.Cheers, Convo_Ray, Viciouse31, timmer, MyM, lindaann, eulekauzig and 8 others like this

YOU'RE NOT REALLY DRUNK UNTIL YOU ARE SPEAKING FLEUNT
OZZY OSBOURNE?

#vodka

streetmedic, dor1316, Bettydent, UserOne, GreatSmile, eulekauzig, crafty, lindaann, misterlab, CityCharacter and 7 others like this

reposted by monsieur and RNhiker

#vodka

crafty, GreatSmile, lindaann, CityCharacter, petegutz2, springfire, InfluenceNoise and jmb like this

ONE VODKA

TWO VDKAS

THREE VOKAS

FOUR VODKAST

FIEV VDKASO'S

#vodka

GreatSmile, lindaann, petegutz2, mediadeo and jmb like this

SOMETIMES THE REASON GOOD THINGS ARE NOT HAPPENING TO YOU IS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GOOD THING THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE .

#<3, #lol, #BOLDIES

Bettydent, GreatSmile, eulekauzig, lindaann, misterlab, janem803, petegutz2, springfire, juliettebravo, Authlander and 2 others like this

FOR
INSTANT
HAPPY
PERSON...
JUST
ADD
VODKA !

#vodka

lindaann, petegutz2, beingme and ThoughtBoy like this

I MAKE
VODKA
DISAPPEAR!
WHATS YOUR SUPERPOWER?

#vodka

lindaann, petegutz2, beingme and ThoughtBoy like this

IF LIFE
GIVES
YOU LEMONS ...
ADD VODKA.!

#vodka, @jmb

fuzyfixr, elidealista, iamjagaba, lindaann, juliettebravo, beingme, ThoughtBoy, juneocallagh and jmb like this

reposted by PublicScratch and rachelkisses

I TRIED TO SAY NO TO VODKA....
BUT IT'S 40% STRONGER THAN ME.

#vodka

eulekauzig, lindaann, beingme, ThoughtBoy and jmb like this

VODKA:

BECAUSE STANDARDS AREN'T GOING TO LOWER THEMSELVES !

#vodka

streetmedic, RNhiker, Viciouse31, lindaann, petegutz2, springfire and beingme like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and RNhiker

OOPS! SILLY ME, WHAT A CLUTZ!
I SPILLED MORE VODKA INTO MY GLASS?

#vodka

dor1316, springfire, misterlab, lindaann, CityCharacter, beingme, kenwats, InfluenceNoise and crafty like this

VODKA
MAY NOT BE THE ANSWER, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT !

#vodka

fuzyfixr, Viciouse31, Stig300, ErikSmit, UserOne, timmer, Campo, crafty, petegutz2, GoldenJewel and 9 others like this

reposted by wookie and Viciouse31

I DON'T BITE BUT
I HEARD YOU MIGHT?
SO LET ME FEED
YOUR APPETITE!

#Rawawww, #;-)

Viciouse31, GreatSmile, janem803, CityCharacter, InfluenceNoise, eulekauzig, jmb and crafty like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Reposted from NerdWord

#plo, @NerdWord, #^_~, @DMein

Viciouse31, janem803, lindaann, InfluenceNoise, eulekauzig, wookie, juneocallagh and DMein like this

Reposted from NerdWord

#plo, #gbugg, #;-)), @NerdWord

Viciouse31, janem803, lindaann, InfluenceNoise, eulekauzig, springfire, jmb, locupleto, DMein, juneocallagh and 1 other like this

Happy Blessed New Month May You Have Lots of Beautiful Days & Many Blessings

Reposted from anonymous

#plo, @lindaann, #lol, #<3

NerdWord, janem803, ThoughtBoy, lindaann, GreatSmile and juneocallagh like this

YOU'RE
NOT
SPEAKING TO ME ANYMORE ?

REALLY?

PROMISE?

#KIDS, #;-)

Shreya95, eulekauzig, jmb, misterlab, NerdWord, janem803, comanzatara, Vandtastic, lindaann, GreatSmile and 1 other like this

ACCORDING TO JAPANESE LEGEND,

WHEN YOU CAN
NOT SLEEP AT NIGHT,
IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AWAKE !

Shreya95, misterlab, janem803, GreatSmile and lindaann like this

BRACE
YOURSELF
POOLNIGHTS
ARE COMING ;-))

Viciouse31, janem803, GreatSmile and lindaann like this

reposted by Viciouse31

#BOLDIES, #lol, #xxxxxxxx

Campo, eulekauzig, janem803, ManuTiger, MyM, GreatSmile and lindaann like this

DO PEOPLE
STILL
RUN AWAY
WITH THE
CIRCUS?
ASKING FOR
A FRIEND?

#•.•

Shreya95, eulekauzig, janem803, comanzatara, nipase, MyM, GreatSmile, lindaann, mediadeo and Authlander like this

THE FREEDOM NOW DESIRED BY MANY IS NOT FREEDOM TO DO AND DARE,

BUT FREEDOM FROM CARE AND WORRY.

- James Truslow Adams:

#Quote

jmb, janem803, GreatSmile and lindaann like this

Reposted from eulekauzig

#plop, @eulekauzig, #huhu, #^_~, #xx

juneocallagh, comanzatara, springfire, eulekauzig and lindaann like this

REARRANGE THESE LETTERS TO FORM WORDS.

1 PNEIS.
2 BUTTSXE.

DID YOU GET *SPINE AND *SUBTEXT*???

YEAH! NEITHER DID I .

Viciouse31, comanzatara, janem803, eulekauzig, springfire, lindaann, jmb and albiin like this

reposted by GeneratedName and Viciouse31

I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE GET EATEN BY SHARKS....
HOW DO THEY NOT HEAR THE MUSIC?

#•.•, @eulekauzig

julia_eddh, comanzatara, Fionacatherine, timmer, InfluenceNoise, nipase, springfire, lindaann, albiin, juneocallagh and 1 other like this

WHAT IF KIM JONG-UN
IS A COOL GUY!

AND HIS TRANSLATER IS
JUST BEING A DICK??

@DMein

timmer, InfluenceNoise, janem803, eulekauzig, springfire, lindaann, albiin and DMein like this

HOW RARE AND

BEAUTIFUL IT IS TO EVEN EXIST !

#<3, #BOLDIES

janem803, nipase, eulekauzig, springfire and lindaann like this

MY ONLY SUMMER FLING IS WHAT I DO AT THE END OF THE DAY WITH MY SWEATY UNDERWEAR!

#EWWW, #;-()

Fionacatherine, janem803 and lindaann like this

#fool

wizeoldsoul, Bettydent, kenwats, zefrances, CityCharacter, beingme, ThoughtBoy and springfire like this

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MISPLACE YOUR VACUUM CLEANER AND YOU HAVE TO LIE AROUND ALL DAY AND READ MAGAZINES ALL DAY?

I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!

#;-))

wizeoldsoul, Bettydent, kenwats, diversiti, CityCharacter, beingme, ThoughtBoy and juliettebravo like this

I STARTED THE WEEK WITH A BIG BOX OF PATIENCE...
THE BOX IS EMPTY NOW!

#:-\

Viciouse31, wizeoldsoul, eulekauzig, kenwats, CityCharacter, beingme, ThoughtBoy, springfire, jmb and nipase like this

IF WILL SMITH
COMITTED
A CRIME,
WOULD HE
LEAVE
FRESH PRINTS?

#:-/

wizeoldsoul, eulekauzig, kenwats, CityCharacter, beingme, ThoughtBoy, juliettebravo and karlokoenig like this

I'M GLAD YOU ARE LEARNING TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF,
IT WAS GETTING AWKWARD
FOR THE REST OF US ^_~

#fool

Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, Authlander, lindaann, GreatSmile, CityCharacter, jmb, janem803, arxvis, springfire and 2 others like this

IF
YOUR
VOICE
HAD NO
POWER
THEY
WOULDN'T
--------------
TRY TO SILENCE
YOU!

#fool

Viciouse31, GreatSmile, CityCharacter, jmb, janem803, juliettebravo, InfluenceNoise, springfire, ChrisRota and Convo_Ray like this

reposted by Viciouse31

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