kenwats's Posts

From the accuracy of my voice-to-text results, I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that none of my devices are listening to a goddamn thing I'm saying.

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Has there ever been a montage of a film editor putting together a montage?

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I consider myself a lay-down comedian because I'm only hilarious when I'm in bed.

#onlytogether

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#onlytogether

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“Its a trapezoid!!”

- Admiral Ackbar teaches geometry

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You should tell that to the fertilizer companies. I'm pretty sure that they're interested in your bullshit.

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