satan's Posts

And on Mother's Day, Jesus turned water into eggnog.

#mother

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Roses are red violets are blue
one does not simply eat oatmeal
I did it for you.

#mother

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Dear Mama, you will always be the true President of North Korea.

#mother

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She told me to put my finger in it. And now what?

#sextapes, #private, #lession, #magic

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weekend is over. gotta start pissing on the outside of your pants again.

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Jesus: *picks up bread* this is my body
Jesus: *picks up wine* this is my blood
Jesus: *picks up eggplant* i think we allll know what this is lol yea

#Twitter, @IvoryGazelle

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