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buzzielizzy and Krisargent like this

Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.

AndSheCame, TimBuktu, petegutz2, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

If you avoid the conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.

perellano, CurrentNobody, -Juliane-, Ziya and BoldDelight like this

COMPARISON DESTROYS PERSONALITY

#personality

Ziya, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and ZeepBella like this

I HATE IT WHEN A GOOD SONG IS RUINED BY A BAD MEMORY

#ruined, #song, #bad, #memory

-Juliane-, cam_f, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, locupleto, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

THE ONLY GOOD NATION IS IMAGINATION

#imagination

buzzielizzy, siouxz, perellano, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, ZeepBella, Stig300, boldino, Ziya and Krisargent like this

DOUBT KILLS MORE DREAMS THAN FAILURE EVER WILL.

eulekauzig, Juli7, ZeepBella, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

Bad days are also part of a very good and sexy life.

#life

Krisargent, Sledge, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

You call it music.
I call it my therapist.

#music

Ziya, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, eulekauzig, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

EAT PUSSY IT'S ORGANIC

Sledge likes this

a big part of who I am is who I am not.

sonybox, Sledge, boldino, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit.

Ziya, buzzielizzy and CurrentNobody like this

Good luck sending mixed signals, I don't even understand direct ones.

CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

Your brain doesn't need more cheap dopamine. It needs connection, sunshine, nature, rest, exercise and some good music.

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, boldino, AndSheCame and Sledge like this

A day my come when I get enough sleep and don't need coffee.

But it is not this day.

#coffee

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, buzzielizzy and Sledge like this

FUCK
NORMAL
I WANT
MAGIC

octothorpe, Fionacatherine, CountVlad, Ziya, eulekauzig, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by Ziya

A tongue has no bones but it is strong enough to break a heart. So be careful with your words.

Fionacatherine, buzzielizzy, sonybox, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

AndSheCame, Juli7, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barey thing straight.

buzzielizzy, TimBuktu, perellano, Ziya, AndSheCame, Sledge, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and boldino like this

The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.

Sledge, AndSheCame and petegutz2 like this

Owning less is way better than organizing more.

#minimalism

heidierdbeer, CurrentNobody, Sledge, Krisargent and boldino like this

If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration or orgasms, it doesn't belong into your life.

Fionacatherine, perellano, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, Sledge and nipase like this

Learn to say NO without explaining yourself.

heidierdbeer, Fionacatherine, perellano, streetmedic, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, Sledge and nipase like this

SHAME DIES WHEN STORYS ARE TOLD IN SAFE PLACES.

TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and nipase like this

MAKE IT SIMPLE, BUT SIGNIFICANT

#minimalism

Fionacatherine, perellano, TimBuktu, nipase, boldino, Juli7, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Stop telling me drinking is not cute, I'm not trying to be cute, I'm trying to get drunk.

Fionacatherine, perellano, TimBuktu, petegutz2, Juli7 and CurrentNobody like this

Mein Mittelfinger mag dich, ist auch zweideutig, oder?

TimBuktu and Sledge like this

OVERPLANING KILLS MAGIC.

heidierdbeer, Ziya, Sledge, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

I have a deeply hidden inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life.

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, Sledge and Krisargent like this

S€X over 50 can be exciting. You never know whether it's an orgasm, a stroke or just a cramp.

perellano, AndSheCame, Ziya, CurrentNobody, boldino and Sledge like this

The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be.

The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be.

#fake, #or, #not

perellano, Stig300, Sledge, Ziya, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

reposted by FightClub

I NEED A HUG THAT RESULTS IN WILD S€X.

mrcheeks, Fionacatherine, Ziya, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Who are you when you're not performing for the people inside your mind?

prubton, Ziya and Sledge like this

reposted by Ziya

#hug

YOU GROW TROUGH WHAT YOU GOT THROUGH.

#grow

boldino and Sledge like this

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN, LOVE IS REAL. WE WILL BE OK.

AndSheCame, Sledge, Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HOPELESS ROMANTIC AND SEX ADDICT

AndSheCame, Sledge, Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

Fionacatherine, Sledge, boldino and Krisargent like this

"The best things in life are free. The second best are very, very expensive"

heidierdbeer, AndSheCame, Krisargent and TimBuktu like this

CUTE
BUT
PSYCHO

CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

#schöne, #wörter

Krisargent and eulekauzig like this

PIZZA
BIRRA
<3
AMORE

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and TimBuktu like this

ZWEIZUEINS

AUS ZWEI WIRD EINS. KAUM JEMAND NIMMT ES WAHR. ERST GANZ ALLEIN BETRACHTET WIRD DIE SCHÖNHEIT ENDLICH SICHTBAR.

eulekauzig likes this

I THINK IT'S BRAVE AND ALSO VERY SEXY OF ME TO CONTINUE LIVING.

Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Gute Freunde kennen deine Geschichten. Beste Freunde haben sie mit dir erlebt.

#beste, #freunde

BG_r, boldino and Krisargent like this

Sometimes you just need the happiness fucked back into your soul.

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, boldino, buzzielizzy, Ziya and siouxz like this

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE WRONG PEOPLE LOVE YOU THE RIGHT WAY.

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and boldino like this

IF YOU WAN'T TO CHANGE, YOU HAVE TO INVITE CHAOS.

#change, #chaos

buzzielizzy, heidierdbeer, AndSheCame, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and boldino like this

buzzielizzy, Sledge, eulekauzig, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Betrunkene Worte sind nüchterne Gedanken.

eulekauzig and TimBuktu like this

Uprgade
your life
in silence.

BoldDelight, petegutz2, Krisargent, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, boldino, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

FOLLOW
THE
CALL
OF
THE
DISCO
BALL

Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Smile, you're designed to.

#smile

Ziya, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Juli7, Ziya, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Fionacatherine like this

Sometimes when you're drunk you can bold better.

Fionacatherine, Juli7, boldino, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and projecto like this

Wo bleibt denn jetzt die Zeit die alles heilt?

perellano, stargater, Krisargent and eulekauzig like this

seelenglücklich

#schöne, #wörter

eulekauzig, Sledge and Krisargent like this

boldomatic

LESS
BUT
LETTER

boldino, buzzielizzy, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

GEDANKEN ÜBERDOSIS

Sledge, eulekauzig and Krisargent like this

projecto, Sledge, buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, TimBuktu and boldino like this

reposted by eulekauzig

PEOPLE WHO SHOW YOU NEW MUSIC ARE IMPORTANT

projecto, Sledge, AndSheCame, TimBuktu, heidierdbeer, boldino, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, BoldDelight and eulekauzig like this

Rebold if you've made a friend you'd like to hang with but they live in a land far away

Reposted from Sasquatchprime

Krisargent, buzzielizzy and CurrentNobody like this

SCHALL
PLATTEN
KNISTERN

#schöne, #wörter, #vinyl, #love

TimBuktu, Juli7, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and boldino like this

Freundschaft bedeutet, mit wem man gut eine schlechte Zeit haben kann.

#freundschaft

TimBuktu, BoldDelight, Juli7 and Krisargent like this

Oft klärt die Nacht, was der Tag nicht weiß.

eulekauzig, boldino, BoldDelight and Krisargent like this

LOVE
HAS
NO
LABELS

#love, #no, #labels

eulekauzig, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Ziya like this

... und am Ende ergibt alles einen Gin.

#gin, #and, #tonic

perellano, TimBuktu and Sherry89 like this

Just because
I don't need somebody don't mean
I don't want somebody.

timothy21, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, Krisargent, TimBuktu, buzzielizzy, Ziya and eulekauzig like this

Ich bin nicht planlos, sondern ergebnisoffen.

#planlos, #nicht

BoldDelight, perellano, boldino and eulekauzig like this

I'm single because I don't need anyone to ruin my life.

I'm ruining perfectly on my own.

#singlelife

perellano, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, heidierdbeer and Ziya like this

MASTURBATION NEVER BREAKS YOUR HEART.

@boldino

perellano, Juli7, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu and boldino like this

reposted by Juli7 and TimBuktu

60

DAS NEUE ACH WAS WEISS ICH

#1964, #birthday, @Krisargent:

perellano, buzzielizzy, Krisargent, boldino and eulekauzig like this

#schöne, #wörter

eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, Krisargent, Juli7, CurrentNobody and petegutz2 like this

reposted by eulekauzig

BE A
NICE
HUMAN

timothy21, eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, Andromenadda, Juli7, CurrentNobody, siouxz, Krisargent, Fionacatherine and AndSheCame like this

"Was werden die Leute denken?"

Kein Satz zerstört mehr Träume als dieser.

perellano, eulekauzig, guggigirl, BoldDelight, Juli7, TimBuktu, Krisargent and Sledge like this

reposted by Juli7

Here's to the nights we will never remember with the friends we'll never forget.

eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, Juli7, AndSheCame, petegutz2, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.

eulekauzig, Juli7, petegutz2 and CurrentNobody like this

Gin ist gut aber Gins sind besser.

#gincindent

Juli7 and petegutz2 like this

UNSCHUBLADISIERBAR

#schöne, #wörter

boldino, eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, Juli7, TimBuktu and Krisargent like this

reposted by eulekauzig and FightClub

NORMAL
PEOPLE
ARE SO
WEIRD.

perellano, eulekauzig, Juli7, AndSheCame, Krisargent, petegutz2 and CurrentNobody like this

Fast alles ist wahrscheinlicher als man denkt.

eulekauzig, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Fantasy remains the only wildcard against reality.

eulekauzig, Juli7, AndSheCame, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Zeiten ändern uns, nicht sich.

boldino, Krisargent and Juli7 like this

reposted by Juli7

DER BUMMS IST DEM DINGS SEIN ENDE!

Ziya and Krisargent like this

I DESRVED S€X TODAY BUT WHATEVER

Ziya, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

COME CLOTHER.

PLAY WITH MY CHAOS.

BG_r, Ziya, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

SCREW
PERF-
ECTION

Ziya, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

My dear, you deserve orgasms + laughter.

Juli7, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

I see
humans,
but no
humanity

perellano, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

INTELLIGENCE AND A DIRTY MIND IS A FANTASTIC COMBINATION.

boldino, Juli7, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

#texting

perellano, Krisargent and Sledge like this

wer bist du,
wenn du niemand
sein musst?

eulekauzig, perellano, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

"Manchmal wenn wir am meisten Nähe brauchen, da distanzieren wir uns am meisten."

eulekauzig, perellano, BoldDelight and Krisargent like this

GEDANKEN
ÜBERDOSIS

#zu, #viel, #gedanken

eulekauzig, BoldDelight and Krisargent like this

why overthink when you can over drink

Juli7, TimBuktu, Ziya, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

SOMETIMES THE WORST PLACE YOU CAN BE IS INSIDE YOUR OWN HEAD.

#worst, #place

nightwalker, Juli7, TimBuktu, eulekauzig, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

WHAT
DOESN'T
KILL
YOU
FUCKS
YOU
UP
MENTALLY

Juli7, eulekauzig, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

I NEED A BREAK FROM MY OWN THOUGHTS.

#break

JMBis, Juli7, BoldDelight, SirenadeX, perellano, Tanascha, eulekauzig, BG_r, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

reposted by FightClub

Alcohol:

For when you want to run from your problems, without actually moving.

#drunk

perellano, Tanascha, CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

9 out of the 10 voices in my head tell me I'm crazy. One just HUMS ...

#crazy

perellano, Tanascha, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT SOBER.

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

DAS UNIVERSUM BEGANN MIT EINEM KNALL. UND HAT IHN IMMER NOCH.

#unversum, #knall

Tanascha, Sledge, BoldDelight, TimBuktu, eulekauzig and JMBis like this

YOU & ME AND GIN & TONIC.

CurrentNobody likes this

reposted by heidierdbeer

I
DON'T
FEEL
DRUNK
...

Ziya, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

BE BAD
&
HAVE
FUN

Ziya, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Fionacatherine like this

CARPE
FUCKIN
G DIEM.

perellano, BoldDelight, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT:

NO MORE GIN

NO, MORE GIN

#gin

Krisargent, heidierdbeer, Stig300, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Chris Rea

Stig300, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

JEDE NACHT HAT EIN HELLES ENDE

#nachtgedanken

Juli7 likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Maroon 5

#music, #mood, #2night, #maroon, #five

BoldDelight and CurrentNobody like this

#no, #explanation

Juli7, TimBuktu and Krisargent like this

&

das
leben
geht
weiter

#leben

eulekauzig and Krisargent like this

Mit der Empathie ist es wie mir der Intelligenz: Entweder man hat sie, oder man merkt nicht, dass sie einem fehlt.

#empathie

BoldDelight and eulekauzig like this

WORTE BLENDEN
VERHALTEN NICHT

#worte

eulekauzig and JMBis like this

Warum laufen Schafe eigentlich nicht ein, wenn sie naß werden?

#regentag

eulekauzig, JMBis and Sherry89 like this

Your imagination and some masturbation are a much better alternative to finding out what kind of person a bit of casual sex transforms you into.

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Ziya like this

Denken ist Selbstbefriedigung auf höherer Ebene.

#denken

BoldDelight and Krisargent like this

Dieter Rams // “Design Should Not Dominate things. Not dominate people. It Should Help People.”

#design, #dieter, #rams

eulekauzig and BoldDelight like this

Eargasm

A Whiter Shade of Pale

Halie Loren

#eargasm

CurrentNobody likes this

Drogen sind immer böse, S€X verwerflich und die Welt eine Scheibe.

I need a drink.

Just kidding,
I need ten.

#drink, #need

Ziya, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

SATURDAY

KEEP YOUR GIN UP!

#gin, #and, #tonic

heidierdbeer, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

#spring

eulekauzig, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Karen Souza

CurrentNobody likes this

Sarkasmus: Die letzte Hintertür des Verstandes.

#sarkasmus

eulekauzig, Sledge, BoldDelight and JMBis like this

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.

#hard, #on

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Spring is proof that there is beauty in new beginnings.

#spring, #new, #beginnings

eulekauzig, BG_r, CurrentNobody, JMBis and Krisargent like this

Never underestimate the power you have to take your life in a new direction.

#new, #life, @Krisargent

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Es regnet. Aber das ist ok. Mein Sofa wollte heute eh nicht raus.

#rainy, #day

heidierdbeer, Krisargent, eulekauzig and JMBis like this

Anfassen ist simpel, berühren die Kunst.

#berühren

stargater, buzzielizzy and eulekauzig like this

Das Gute an der Masturbation ist, daß man sich dafür nicht extra fein anziehen muß.

TimBuktu and eulekauzig like this

Bolds texten ist leicht. Man muss nur die falschen Wörter weglassen.

#boldomatic

buzzielizzy likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Lightnin' Hopkins

#music, #mood, #2night, #lighnin', #hopkins, #blues

Krisargent likes this

ICH MÖCHTE MICH HEUTE DEZENT ALKOHOLISIEREN!

Sledge likes this

Ich bin jetzt in dem Alter, indem man alles anspricht, weil man keine Zeit für's Hoffen hat.

#alter

eulekauzig, TimBuktu and JMBis like this

Nehmt den Mond heute nicht zu voll.

#vollmond

eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, BoldDelight and JMBis like this

Wir werden alt, die Zeit flieht dahin: Nütze deine Lenden!

eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, BoldDelight and JMBis like this

Wenn Erotik spricht, geht der Verstand zuerst schlafen.

#erotisch

perellano likes this

#schöne, #wörter, @Krisargent

BoldDelight and Krisargent like this

Masturbation hat den Vorteil, vorher nicht lügen und hinterher kein freundliches Gesicht machen zu müssen!

TimBuktu and BoldDelight like this

In der Philosophie denkt man übers Denken nach. Das hört sich nach Zeitverschwendung an und ist es auch.

#philosophie

TimBuktu and perellano like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Dave Brubeck

#music, #mood, #2night, #dave, #brubeck

Krisargent likes this

Respekt setzt ein gewisses Maß an Intelligenz voraus. Wo das Problem für viele schon anfängt.

#respekt

eulekauzig, Krisargent, BoldDelight and JMBis like this

Du brauchst immer nur genug Mut für den nächsten Schritt, nicht für die ganze Treppe.

#mut, #next, #step

eulekauzig and JMBis like this

ALLES
EINE
PHASE

#alles, #eine, #phase

Krisargent and JMBis like this

Music mood 2day: Morcheeba, Air, Zero7, DePhazz, Nightmares on Wax, Mo' Horizonts, Bonobo, Tosca, The Herbaliser, Minus 8, Massive Attack ... Es wird ein geiler Tag!

#music, #mood, #2day

eulekauzig and Krisargent like this

I hate having to read the manual.

#no, #manuals

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu, wortsprudel, AndSheCame, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Sledge like this

reposted by DarkBlack

Das Leben ist wie eine Klobrille - man macht viel durch.

#life, #shit, #happens

BoldDelight, TimBuktu, wortsprudel and Sledge like this

buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Krisargent and Sledge like this

reposted by invalid

Ich war gestern beim Psychologen. Er will euch alle kennenlernen!

#boldomatic

BoldDelight, Krisargent, eulekauzig and JMBis like this

Darf ich vorstellen?

Mittwoch - kein Bock!

Kein Bock - Mittwoch!

Ich nehme an, ihr kennt euch bereits.

Reposted from niemo

BoldDelight, Krisargent and eulekauzig like this

I'm so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.

#getting, #older

Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, Stig300, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, Krisargent, perellano, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by monsieur

STYLE IS A SIMPLE WAY OF SAYING COMPLICATED THINGS.

#style

eulekauzig, AndSheCame, perellano, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Ich werde zu oft auf mein Äußeres reduziert. Meine Sarkasmus, der verdorbene Charakter und mein geschmackloser Humor bleiben da voll auf der Strecke.

BoldDelight, eulekauzig, perellano and JMBis like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Art Blakey and The Jazz Messengers

#music, #mood, #2night, #art, #blakey

Ziya, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Wie lang eine Minute sein kann, hängt davon ab, auf welcher Seite der Klotür man sich gerade befindet.

#last, #minute

Krisargent likes this

coffee goes to places that motivation cannot reach

Reposted from harlequina

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Beziehung? Möglich. Allerdings nur noch ambulant, nicht mehr stationär.

#singlelife

JMBis likes this

Was Singles wirklich frustriert?

Der Mindestbestellwert beim Lieferservice.

#singlelife

JMBis and Sledge like this

JMBis, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Sledge like this

UNSCHUBLADISIERBAR

#schöne, #wörter, #unschubladisierbar

TimBuktu, eulekauzig and JMBis like this

Ich bin s*xueller Selbstversorger

#single(l)eben

Krisargent likes this

Das Problem der Vernunft ist, dass sie mit den Gefühlen nicht auf Augenhöhe diskutiert.

#problem, #vernunft, #augenhöhe

eulekauzig likes this

Guten Freunden ist egal, ob aufgeräumt ist. Guten Freunde wollen, dass du Bier im Kühlschrank hast.

#best, #friends

Krisargent likes this

#schöne, #wörter, #erdferkel

eulekauzig and Krisargent like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Paul Taylor

#music, #mood, #2night, #paul, #taylor

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Guess tonight I have to overdrink the situation.

#too, #much, #of, #everything

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Für jedes noch so komplizierte Problem gibt es eine einfache, schnelle und falsche Lösung.

#problem, #lösung

Sledge and Krisargent like this

In einem guten Ritual steckt mehr als ein gutes Potential.

#rituale

Sledge likes this

"Good food does lead to s€x. As it should. And in a perfect world, good music does too."

- Anthony Bourdain

tweetybird, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

THE
Biggest
CRIMINALS
Wear TIES
NOT
TATTOOS

Reposted from juneocallagh

tweetybird, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

Tattoos halten länger als Beziehungen.

#tattoos

TimBuktu and JMBis like this

I'm single as a dollar and I'm not looking for change..

Reposted from FreakyDeaky

tweetybird, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

#dildo

CurrentNobody likes this

es ist wichtig die realität zu sehen, aber an manchen tagen muss man sich in träume retten

Reposted from p_st

BoldDelight and eulekauzig like this

Was wirklich fehlt ist ein Tag zwischen Samstag und Sonntag.

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

BoldDelight, Krisargent, eulekauzig and heidierdbeer like this

Je älter man wird, desto näher rückt man an den Punkt, an dem man nichts mehr haben wird.

#älter, #werden, #minimalismus

BoldDelight, Krisargent and JMBis like this

Dating Apps? Nein danke, wenn ich stundenlange fruchtlose Gespräche führen will, rufe ich beim Tech Support an.

#dating, #app

BoldDelight, Sherry89 and Krisargent like this

Ich bin "seid still ich muss Musik aufnehmen" Jahre alt.

Reposted from Mel.Filsinger

BoldDelight and eulekauzig like this

schlaflos im boldland

Reposted from MaScho

eulekauzig, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Das Leben ist eine Illusion, hervorgerufen durch Alkoholmangel.

Charles Bukowski

#alkoholmangel

CurrentNobody likes this

Das Alter ist nicht so schlimm, wenn man die Alternative in Betracht zieht.

#alter

BG_r likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Groove Armada

#music, #mood, #2night, #groove, #armada

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Single:

die Freiheit
einsam zu sein
wann man will

#single

BG_r likes this

Manche Menschen sind Singles, weil sie entweder egoistisch sind oder weil sie enttäuscht wurden oder weil sie nicht attraktiv sind oder weil sie dumm sind oder weil sie intelligent sind. Bei einigen trifft alles zu.

#single

Der moderne Mensch: der single point of failure?

@Krisargent

Krisargent likes this

Auch Feler haben Fähler, sonst wär ja alles falsch.

#feler

eulekauzig likes this

FRAUEN SIND
NICHT KOMPLIZIERT.
SIE WOLLEN NUR
GELIEBT WERDEN.
UND ÜBERRASCHT.
UND SCHMUCK.
UND ANDERE DINGE,
DIE DU ERRATEN
MUSST.

Reposted from Claudio

Mein Leben ist ein riesen Porno.
Nur ohne Nackt zu sein.
Und ohne Frauen.
Und ohne Sex.
Eigentlich sind es nur peinliche Dialoge.

Reposted from boni

BoldDelight likes this

i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

Reposted from lillia

Stig300 likes this

Alles, was sich lohnt, sollte man langsam tun.

#slow, #living

We all have problems. Some of us just choose not to post them on Instagram.

Fionacatherine, eulekauzig, Stig300, CountVlad, SlickMemes and CurrentNobody like this

Es gibt keine Möglichkeit, modisch spät anzukommen
Crocs.

DER SPÄTE WURM ÜBERLEBT DEN VOGEL.

#morgenmuffel

Heaven has six letters. Coffee has six letters. This is no coincidence.

#coffee

DominicLomax, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

"Verlass dich nicht auf den Aufdruck auf der Tüte."

"Das Ganze ist einfacher als die Summe seiner Teile."

#das, #ganze

"You can fool all people sometimes, and you can fool some people all times, but nobody can fool all people all times."

#fooling

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Warum ist jeder in meinem Alter älter als ich?

#alter

Krisargent likes this

Ordnung, die wir nicht verstehen, nennen wir Chaos.

#chaos

Im Reich der Wirklichkeit ist man nie so glücklich wie im Reich der Gedanken.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#gedanken

Wir Männer haben Seife, wo drauf steht "For Men", damit wir wissen, das ist unsere!

#seife

Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.

#lust, #and, #logic

CurrentNobody, Ziya, Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

Unverständlichkeit ist noch lange kein Beweis für tiefe Gedanken.

Marcel Reich-Ranicki

Mehr Auszeit wagen.

Reposted from stargater

BoldDelight likes this

Dirty minded friends make life so much funnier.

#dirty, #minded, #friends

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, JMBis and siouxz like this

LONG SHOWERS
LOUD MUSIC
DEEP THOUGHTS

CurrentNobody, Krisargent and AndSheCame like this

DER UNTERSCHIED ZWISCHEN SEXY UND EROTISCH HEISST IQ

Reposted from schnudelhupf

stargater and Sledge like this

Even grey has a shade of happiness.

#getting, #older

AndSheCame, Krisargent, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Sledge like this

Chill mate.
We're all bad in somebody's story.

#calm, #down

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Wollust ward dem Wurm gegeben.

Reposted from schnudelhupf

Krisargent likes this

Jeder Topf hat seinen Deckel - Ich glaub ich bin ein Wok.

#singlelife

JMBis likes this

I'd rather be someones shot of whiskey than everyones cup of tea.

CurrentNobody and AndSheCame like this

Dear Life. Could you at least start using lubricant?

#life, #lubricant

CurrentNobody, TimBuktu and AndSheCame like this

I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

#spelling, #errors

buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu, AndSheCame, Krisargent and BoldDelight like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Marvin Gaye

#music, #mood, #2night, #marvin, #gaye

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Ich bin nicht chaotisch, ich erstelle einfach gerne meine eigenen Hindernisparcours.

#chaos, #adhs

Sherry89, wortsprudel and JMBis like this

Kein Risiko einzugehen ist das größte Wagnis im Leben.

#no, #risk, #fun

Nur wer gut zuhört, wird viel ungesagtes begreifen.

#ungesagtes

BoldDelight likes this

Du lernst nie etwas, wenn du es richtig machst.

#lifelesson

JMBis and Krisargent like this

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Sucks when you wan't to be heartless but you know that's not who you are.

#heartless

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Ich bin Realist. Ich glaube an die große Liebe. Und an Einhörner. Und an den Nutella-Baum.

#single

Sherry89 and Krisargent like this

Ich kann noch nicht alt werden, denn ich weiß noch nicht, mit wem.

#aging

Behind every favorite song, there's an untold story.

#music, #story, #untold

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

WHO ARE YOU WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING?

#who, #are, #you

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Auch Wasser wird zum edlen Tropfen, mischt man es mit Malz und Hopfen.

#bierlaune

TimBuktu likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Leon Bridges

#music, #mood, #2night, #leon, #bridges

CurrentNobody likes this

In Bierlaune kommt man auf Schnapsideen.

#bierlaune

JMBis likes this

DON'T JUDGE SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY SIN DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU.

#don't, #judge, #sin

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage.

#coffee

Goldmine, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, JMBis and lonelyscribe like this

reposted by lonelyscribe

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

Reposted from sarcaSM

CurrentNobody, Sledge, perellano and Krisargent like this

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Reposted from Sledge

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, perellano, sarcaSM, eulekauzig, Krisargent and JMBis like this

Why do girls wear nose rings? - just curious.

CurrentNobody and JMBis like this

Man könnte froh sein, wenn die Luft so rein wäre wie das Bier.

#bier

JMBis likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Avalon Jazz Band

#music, #mood, #2night, #avalon, #jazz, #band

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

CurrentNobody, Krisargent and ZeepBella like this

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes.

#zen, #sarcastic

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, perellano and Krisargent like this

NACH DIESER WOCHE BRAUCHE ICH KEIN WOCHENENDE SONDERN EINE DELFINTHERAPIE.

Reposted from MMNK

perellano, eulekauzig, JMBis and TimBuktu like this

Ich mag die Nacht...

da sind alle Schaukeln frei.

Reposted from campino

TimBuktu, Juli7, JMBis and Sledge like this

#confused

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine, Juli7, stargater, JMBis, Ziya and Krisargent like this

Sressed, blessed and coffee obsessed

#coffee

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

HAPPINESS IS A CUP OF COFFE & A NICE BIKE

#coffee, #and, #bicyle, @heidierdbeer

heidierdbeer, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Fionacatherine like this

Apart from "Life is short" what other lines do you use before making BAD decisions?

#asking, #for, #friend, @heidierdbeer

CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Fionacatherine like this

Das Leben wird sehr ungemütlich, wenn man auf ein Problem stößt, das man mit niemanden teilen kann.

#leben, #probleme

Juli7 and Krisargent like this

Warning:

Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday.

Reposted from IO_N_O

Krisargent and Ziya like this

It's all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits.

siouxz, JMBis and Ziya like this

HANG ON. LET ME OVERTHINK THIS.

#overthink

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

#schöne, #wörter, #humors€xuell

TimBuktu, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Reposted from stargater

stargater, heidierdbeer, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Zu meiner Verteidigung: Es war Vollmond und niemand hat auf mich aufgepasst.

#vollmond

Sherry89 and JMBis like this

Über Geschmack kann man nicht streiten, jeder hat ihn woanders.

#geschmack

Reposting
keeps the magic alive.

Reposted from Krisargent

heidierdbeer, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame and Krisargent like this

Wieder so ein Morgen, an dem man sich wünscht, der Kaffee käme direkt aus der Dusche.

#kaffee, #morgenmotivation

Sherry89 and BoldDelight like this

Auch Feler haben Fähler, sonst wär ja alles falsch.

Krisargent likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Stephane Wrembel

#music, #mood, #2night, #stephane, #wrembel

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Das einzigste Auto mit dem man mich beeindrucken kann ist ein Food-Truck.

#food-truck

We are all living in cages with the door wide open.

#door, #wide, #open

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

ALLES WIRD GUT, ABER NIE MEHR WIE ES WAR.

#alles, #wird, #gut

JMBis likes this

Küss mich!
Ich bin ein verzaubertes Wochenende.

Reposted from niemo

Krisargent likes this

All great beginnings start in the dark, when the moon greets you to a new day at midnight.

#new, #life

CurrentNobody, BoldDelight and Krisargent like this

Wer den Faden verliert, muss spinnen.

Sledge likes this

GEDANKEN ÜBERDOSIS

#schöne, #wörter, #gedanken, #überdosis

Sledge likes this

#schöne, #wörter, #sternstunde

Sometimes alcohol is man's universal translator.

#translator, #alcohol

Fionacatherine, Sledge, petegutz2 and CurrentNobody like this

Don't be in a hurry. Everything arise in the due time.

#don't, #hurry

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Sometimes the things we want most in life are the things that will kill us.

AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Sledge and CurrentNobody like this

Ego is a desire machine.

#ego

AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

HUMORS€XUELL

Menschen attraktiv finden, die Spaß verstehen.

#humors€xuell

TimBuktu likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

JILL BARBER

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Meine gute Laune geht gerade meine Motivation suchen.
Jetzt sind beide weg.

#motivation

BG_r, TimBuktu and JMBis like this

Lieber Geist, bitte hör auf, nachts so viel nachzudenken, ich brauche Schlaf.

#schlaf

Mein Gehirn hat vor allem nachts zu viele Tabs offen.

#open, #tabs, #late, #night

I find my Zen moments in a bottle of beer.

#zen, #beer, #big-words

CurrentNobody likes this

MUSIC
MOOD
2NIGHT

COMMODORES

#music, #mood, #2night, #commodores, @JMBis

TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.

#music, #beer

TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, JMBis and Sledge like this

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren't for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.

#big-words

Fionacatherine, TimBuktu and CurrentNobody like this

Man sollte den Tag auf angenehmere Weise beginnen können, als mit Aufstehen.

Social Media führt am Ende ins Wirrwana.

#social, #media

BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, eulekauzig, Sledge, JMBis and TimBuktu like this

Occasionally we must disconnect to reconnect later on.

#reconnect

AndSheCame, Krisargent, Andromenadda and CurrentNobody like this

If you can't control it why the fuck are you freaking out?

#out, #of

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

LET'S GET DRUNK, MAKE MISTAKES AND BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL

#let's, #get

TimBuktu, AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

Wer seine Gedanken von einer Seite auf die andere rückt, hat verrückte Gedanken.

#gedanken, #verrückt

You can't sleep? Me neither. Let's can't sleep together.

AndSheCame and CurrentNobody like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Armel Dupas Trio

CurrentNobody likes this

#schöne, #wörte, #kaffeinismus

JMBis, TimBuktu and Krisargent like this

Minimalismus ist das Ende des Organisierens

Reposted from schnudelhupf

Life is simple; we make it complicated.

#life, #simple, @Fionacatherine

CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

A new way of life would open for each of us if we redefine our pursuits and appreciate what we already have.

#minimalism

Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

Wenn der Weg das Ziel ist, ist dann das Ziel im Weg?

#weg, #ziel

perellano likes this

Die Mitte liegt im Jetzt. Der Weg dorthin führt zwischen Gestern und Morgen zur Zufriedenheit.

#jetzt

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

SAM SMITH

Krisargent likes this

imperfection is a form of freedom

#imperfection, #freedom

perellano and AndSheCame like this

Warum immer die selben Fehler machen, wenn wir verschiedene machen können?

#fehler

Hurt people hurt people

#hurt, #people, #narcisists

Sledge and Krisargent like this

We will never be this young again, do what makes you happy.

#do, #what, #makes, #happy

perellano, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

It's crazy how you can go month or years without talking to someone but they still cross your mind everyday.

#mind, #crossing

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking.

perellano, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

MEDITATION

Because we could all use a little sit down and shut the fuck up

Reposted from schnudelhupf

perellano, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

#coffee, #morning, #vibes

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

The problem with fingering is that it makes our finger dirty too.

#fingering

CurrentNobody likes this

This grown-up thing isn't for sissies.

#grown-up

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

MUSIC MOOD
2NIGHT

MORCHEEBA

#music, #mood, #2night, #morcheeba

TimBuktu, Krisargent, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

I wanted to stop drinking. But then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

#drinking

hmiyazaki, TimBuktu, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Fionacatherine, Juli7 and JMBis like this

Es gibt drei Arten von Frauen: die Schönen, die Intelligenten und die Mehrheit.

#frauen

Der rosarote Elefant ist erhältlich in den Farben:
Grün, Gelb und Blau.

#rosarot, #elefant

Juli7 and Sledge like this

Es ist sehr wesentlich, zu unterscheiden zwischen dem, was man vergessen kann, und dem, was man nicht vergessen darf.

#wesentlich

Ich lass heut meinen Gefühlen freien Lauf und nenne es Soul-Jogging.

#soul, #jogging

Ich habe Spaß am Leben - noch immer. Allerdings definiere ich jetzt "Spaß“ und "Leben“ anders.

#leben, #spass

A secret to happiness is to be as weird as you like and the wrong people will leave the party but the right ones will join the dance.

#happy, #life, @Juli7

Juli7, CurrentNobody, TimBuktu and Krisargent like this

Immer, wenn der Mensch an sich zu zweifeln beginnt,
passiert ihm eine Dummheit, die ihn begeistert.

#dummheit, #die, #begeistert

perellano and Krisargent like this

Geld allein macht nicht glücklich, man muss schon Bier davon kaufen.

Reposted from niemo

Juli7 and Krisargent like this

In Wirklichkeit ist die Realität ganz anders.

#realität

TimBuktu likes this

Sicher ist, daß nichts sicher ist, selbst das nicht.

#sicher, #nicht

TimBuktu and JMBis like this

Suche Frau mit Fahrrad - Foto von Fahrrad erwünscht.

Juli7 and JMBis like this

Distanz zu anderen schafft Nähe zu sich selbst.

#distanz

TimBuktu likes this

Das Talent, Alternativen zu endecken

#alternativen, #talent

Krisargent likes this

Gewissen ist die leise Stimme im Innern - dort, wo die Akustik so schlecht ist.

#gewissen

Krisargent likes this

Frei ist, wer will, was er ohnehin muss.

#frei, #sein

Krisargent likes this

Gelegenheiten ergeben sich nicht. Sie sind stets vorhanden!

#gelegenheiten

TimBuktu likes this

Wer sich nicht bewegt, der spürt auch seine Fesseln nicht.

#in, #bewegung, #bleiben

TimBuktu, eulekauzig and JMBis like this

Erfahrung ist das, was man kriegt, wenn man nicht bekommt, was man will.

#erfahrung

TimBuktu, eulekauzig and perellano like this

When it comes to small boobs or big boobs men prefer blow jobs.

Reposted from satan

Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, perellano and TimBuktu like this

Ich glaub ich bin ein Kaktus. Ständig spitz und keiner will mich anfassen.

#mein, #kleiner, #grüner, #kaktus

Krisargent and buzzielizzy like this

Being single makes you realize that most of the fish in the sea aren't worth catching.

#happy, #single

Krisargent, SlickMemes, buzzielizzy, CurrentNobody and Ziya like this

you never hear about anyone being neuro convergent

Reposted from siouxz

Krisargent, CurrentNobody and siouxz like this

neuro-typical to neuro-divergent: infer feels in between the lines

Reposted from CurrentNobody

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

YOUR NOW IS NOT YOUR FOREVER

JMBis, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Age is irrelevant when you learn to understand aging is a blessing.

#age, #blessing

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Be grateful for triggers, they point where you're not free.

#triggers

JMBis, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

MUSIC
MOOD
2NIGHT

Thievery Corporation

#music, #mood, #2night, #, #thievery, #corporation

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.

#chinese, #proverb

JMBis, Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

DON'T WORRY ABOUT GETTING OLD, WORRY ABOUT THINKING OLD.

#getting, #older

eulekauzig, Krisargent, CurrentNobody and perellano like this

DON'T LET AGE CHANGE YOU. CHANGE THE WAY YOU AGE.

#aging

buzzielizzy, perellano, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, petegutz2, siouxz and Krisargent like this

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. BUT I ALSO DON'T CARE. SO IT WORKS OUT.

#getting, #older

perellano, TimBuktu, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, petegutz2 and Krisargent like this

LIFE IS ALL ABOUT YOU HANDLE PLAN B.

eulekauzig, Ziya, perellano, Fionacatherine, CurrentNobody, petegutz2 and Krisargent like this

Verantwortungsbewusster Umgang mit Alkohol beschränkt sich im wesentlichen darauf, möglichst nichts zu verschütten...

Reposted from Lichtwaechter

perellano and TimBuktu like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

FRANK SINATRA

#music, #mood, #2night, #frank, #sinatra

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Missgeschick ist manchmal der Regen des Frühlings.

#missgeschick

14. Februar

My personal independence day.
Happy Single.

#happy, #single, #februar, #14th

atheist, buzzielizzy, perellano, Stig300, Krisargent, Ziya, CurrentNobody, Fionacatherine and TimBuktu like this

ich habe jetzt genau das richtige alter...

ich weis nur noch nicht, für was...

Reposted from Tanascha

perellano, Tanascha and Krisargent like this

Ich bin viel jünger als mein Körper! Viel verrückter als mein Alter! Viel lieber, als viele meinen und viel fröhlicher, als ich manchmal gucke!

Reposted from Lichtwaechter

Krisargent likes this

Verbringe die Zeit nicht mit der Suche nach einem Hindernis - Vielleicht ist keines da.

buzzielizzy and Krisargent like this

Wo eine Lösung ist, ist nicht immer ein Problem.

#lösung

JMBis and Krisargent like this

Vielleicht sollten wir manchmal einfach das tun, was uns glücklich macht, und nicht das, was vielleicht am besten ist!

#tun

Krisargent likes this

Da sind sie wieder meine drei Probleme: Kopfkino, Gefühlsgulasch und Geil.

#drei, #probleme

TimBuktu likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

ZERO 7

#music, #mood, #2night, #, #zero, #seven

CurrentNobody likes this

Es muss nicht immer alles Sinn machen. Oft reicht es schon wenn es Spaß macht.

#spass

TimBuktu, JMBis, BoldDelight and Krisargent like this

»Es gibt Tage im Leben, da muss man irgendwie durch. Manchmal dauert das Jahre.«

#leben

BoldDelight, JMBis and Krisargent like this

Ist wuschig eine Emotion?

#wuschig

TimBuktu likes this

Where lingerie is soon stripped of its glory, tattoos flaunt a timeless intimacy that requires pleasurable pain to put on.

#tatoos

CurrentNobody likes this

Vielleicht ist der Zug noch gar nicht abgefahren und du stehst nur am falschen Gleis?

#gleis, #falsch

Krisargent likes this

Tonight I will be having a drink. It's called A LOT.

#sometimes, #it, #helps

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Hara Noda

#music, #mood, #2night, #hara, #noda, @Krisargent

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Being hungry is just being food horny.

#hungry

Krisargent likes this

Um diesem Arbeitstag etwas mehr Ausdruck zu verleihen, rühre ich jetzt meinen Kaffee mit dem Mittelfinger um.

Reposted from campino

Krisargent likes this

Es ruckelt immer ein bisschen, wenn das Leben in den nächsten Gang schaltet.

Reposted from niemo

Krisargent likes this

Ship's don't sink because of the water around them. Ships sink because of the water that get's in them. Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.

#think

heidierdbeer, Krisargent, Sledge and Fionacatherine like this

A dirty girl is great. A dirty, funny girl is better. A dirty, funny, intelligent girl is nirvana.

#dirty, #girl, @Fionacatherine

Fionacatherine likes this

I'm at the age where I'm young to the older people, and old to the younger people.

#getting, #older

Krisargent, Fionacatherine and petegutz2 like this

“You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.”

Mick Jagger

Krisargent, Fionacatherine and Sledge like this

#schöne, #wörter, #neurospicy

Krisargent and Fionacatherine like this

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU HAVE LEMONS.

#life, #lemons

buzzielizzy, perellano, Krisargent, DominicLomax and AndSheCame like this

Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters.

#time

perellano, AndSheCame, Krisargent, Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Work on being a better person and love fully. And don't be afraid to be perfectly imperfect.

#love, #life, #fully

Krisargent, AndSheCame and Fionacatherine like this

Confidence is primal and raw. Let that shit OUT. Life is too short to play it halfway.

#life

Krisargent and AndSheCame like this

Some girls wear pink I prefer real girls who wear ink.

Life calls the tune, we dance.

#life, #dance

projecto and Krisargent like this

Coincidences mean you're on the right path.

#coincidences

Fionacatherine and Krisargent like this

To the dumb question "Why me?" the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: why not?

#why, #not

projecto and Krisargent like this

DON'T
LOOK
BACK

#don't, #look, #back

Krisargent likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Q-TIP

#music, #mood, #2night, #q-tip

CurrentNobody likes this

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it.

#fate

Krisargent and CurrentNobody like this

Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible.

#life, @siouxz

blacknote, Krisargent, siouxz and CurrentNobody like this

#hor, #ny

Krisargent likes this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Dizzy Gillespie

#music, #mood, #2night, #dizzy, #gillespie

eulekauzig, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

MUSIC
IS MY PAIN
KILLER

#music, #pain, #killer

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

On Wednesday evenings I could be practically anything.

#wednesday, #evening

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Hit pause. Think.
And resume.

CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

It is better to be alone then to be in a relationship, while you are trying to figure out what love means to you.

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and Fionacatherine like this

GET A TATTOO AND HAVE MORE S€X

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Fionacatherine like this

Life is full of Drama, Adventure and turns so ... enjoy until it lasts.

#enjoy, #life

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Do souls need love to survive? Or does love need souls to survive?

#souls, #love

AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Krisargent and TimBuktu like this

MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

nightmares on wax

#music, #mood, #2night, #nightmares, #on, #wax

CurrentNobody likes this

PLEASE
DAN
CE ON
T ABLES

CurrentNobody, perellano, Krisargent and AndSheCame like this

When you get to a certain age you find that other peoples opinions don't matter anymore, and you get kind of uncomfortable with your place in modern life.

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Sometimes the most scenic roads in life are the detours you didn't mean to take.

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No two persons ever read the same Bold.

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

@TimBuktu

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One person's craziness is another person's reality.

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MUSIC MOOD 2NIGHT

Nightmares on Wax

#music, #mood, #2night, #nightmares, #on, #wax

WER BIST DU, WENN DU NIEMAND SEIN MUST?

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but we joke and laugh otherwise we would start screaming

~ charles bukowski

#charles, #bukowski, #quotes

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Das Leben ist wie Ketchup aus der Flasche: zuerst kommt gar nichts, dann alles auf einmal.

#leben

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Wenn der Weg das Ziel ist, ist dann das Ziel im Weg?

#weg, #ziel

The best thing in the world is one day at a time - with a night in between.

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