simonhart's Posts

You can tell a lot about a person by what they choose to see in you.

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I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I'm outstanding.

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People like you and I, though mortal of course, like everyone else, do not grow old no matter how long we live. What I mean is that we never cease to stand like curious children before the great Mystery into which we are born. - Einstein.

Nerdiness is an evolutionary mechanism that prevents your genes from being passed on to the children of stupid people.

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why does the world still support Israel? is everybody blind?

I used to be a fan of evolution. but I've since evolved and now I think it's dumb - Sheldonism

Love is caring for each other even when you are angry!

Communist until you get rich;
Feminist until you get married;
Atheist until the airplane starts falling.

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Politicians and dirty diapers should be changed frequenty and for the same reason.

being happy is not an inovation. don't hesitate to smile!

A wise man once said nothing.

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Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell. says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he does not exist.

They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds. - Mexican Proverb.

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A rising tide does not raise the boats with holes in them or those that have already sunk.

Be the villan you were born to be.

you're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.

Being an expert can be an excuse for staying in your comfort zone.

There is a price to pay to make the changes you want in life. There is also a price you're already paying for staying the way you are. You have to weigh these two prices and decide what to do based on that comparison and no one can do that for you. Bill Harris.

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just die already

In my head, I've killed you 40 times

I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

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