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Do you ever feel like your body's "Check Engine" light is on, but you're still driving like "Nah.... It'll be fine!"

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SINCE THE SNOW CAME ALL THE HUSBAND HAS DONE IS LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW....IF IT GETS ANY WORSE, I'LL HAVE TO LET HIM IN....

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a lemon is actually a hybrid fruit- a cross between a bitter orange and a citron... life never gave us lemons - we invented them on our own.

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Sex seems like a thing that might only happen to me at random, outside my control, like the weather.

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RELIGIOUS SPIRITS WILL ALWAYS DISAGREE AND DEBATE WITH THE SPIRIT OF FAITH.

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A lot of women actually turn into good drivers.

...so if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women.

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