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i just need to lay in bed naked with someone watching movies, eating fatty foods, and having sex 2 or 9 times.

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what the legit fuck did i just read?

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the Nintendo 64 turned 18 last month...you can now legally blow the cartridges.

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I know, I swear too much:

1. Sorry about that
2. I'll try to stop
3. 1&2 are lies
4. you can fuck off

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Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.

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Sharts happen...

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If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it's lethal.

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me: *calls keith* so there's this outfit i want, but it's on the pricey side.

keith: go ahead and get it my prince, why don't you show it to me.

me:

keith: smooth as fuck, byrd.

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