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Posts Liked by jayblue

Let's test the limits of our love by taking a short road trip together.

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Everyone is over here like "I hate being single, I want a relationship" and I'm all like "I just want to drink."

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I want to write a book that goes down like a shot of flaming absinthe.

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Never tell a girl she looks better with or without makeup, just tell her she looks nice and shut the fuck up.

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Tonight I'll be cleaning. And by "cleaning", I mean drinking wine and spraying fabreeze all over my shit.

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I'm cute as hell

...which incidentally is where I came from.

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i think it's possible that i make the same noises while eating chocolate that i make during sex...

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I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me...
I'm like "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?!"

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