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We've never had pasta together, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying his noodle.

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If you see your glass as half empty pour it into a smaller glass and get a life.

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I feel
about as
local as
the next
alien life
form.

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You're the sauce Bolognese on a windshield, perfect but wrong.

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Truly hates when I have a conversation planned in my head and the other person chooses not to follow the script.

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When you get angry, take a deep breath and count to ten.

When you get to eight, throw a punch.

No one ever expects that.

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Looks like it's going to be another exhausting day of judging people and pretending to listen.

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I haven't posted a selfie in a while but I'm still sexy as fuck.
Just keeping you updated.

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