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If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

Don't like sex? Don't have it.
Don't like drugs? Don't use them.
Don't like abortions? Don't have one.
Don't like cigarettes? Don't smoke one.
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one.
Don't like porn? Don't watch it.
Don't like alcohol? Don't drink it.
Don't like guns? Don't buy one.

Don't like your rights taken away?
Then don't take someone else's.

I like to get up super early so I have more than enough time to waste and eventually make myself late.

"Who the fuck stole my...
nevermind found it."

$. ' ' . . * ' ' * : _' ' '_ : : _\ /_ : _\ ( /_ . : . * _ \ / _ * : / \ : . ' ' . : / \ : / ) \ ' : ' * / \ * : ' . . ' . : _\ /_ : ' . : : : . ' * ' ' * * ' . \ ' / . ' : / \ : : : : : : * _\ /_ * -= o =- ' . . ' ' : : : ' * / \ * . ' / . \ ' . * | * . . * : * = * = = = * | _ . - - ' | * | . - ' | _ __ | | . - - - - . | | ' | | | | | | | ___ ' '../ " \.. | ' - . " " . ' - ' ' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$

YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE LAST PIECE OF PIZZA. EVERYONE WANTS IT, BUT NOBODY DARES TO TAKE IT.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw

naked dinner parties

Müdigkeit erreicht Stellen im Körper, da kommt Motivation gar nicht hin.

if
you
dance
with
your
heart,
your
body
will
follow

Just in case, nobody told you today:

YOU ARE WONDERFUL!

"If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back."

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