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I like to get up super early so I have more than enough time to waste and eventually make myself late.

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I hate when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for.

Like happiness and perfect abs.

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Why don't you mount a gun on your selfie stick and took another 'shot'?

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you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

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Memory full..
delete some
bullshit •

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Out of all of my body parts I feel like my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least a thousand eye rolls a day.

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Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

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I'll probably be too lazy to haunt people after I die.

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Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident. They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

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I call my wallet a nonprofit organization.

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Honesty
is better than sugar coated bullshit.

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I can see beerly now the brain has gone.

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That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal but realise there is no milk, so you just stand there wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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Still not fully awake from a nap I took in 1986.

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I get far too little credit for all the things I don't say.

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I will never be a morning person.

The moon and i are too much in love.

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I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

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Coffee so rich and black, Kim Kardashian would wrap her legs around it

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It's not that diabetes,
heart disease and obesity
runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your
family.

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My heart and my brain only agree on one thing..

Food •

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Where there's a will,
there is a snooze button.

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It's so simple to be wise.

Just think of something stupid to say & then don't say it.

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me: "mmh hrmpf ehh hmm..."

you: "I know what you mean."

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Can't get out of bed.

Send help....,
or waffles.

Just send waffles.

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There is a pain so subtle; your senses are left numb; you fail to realise the tears rolling down your cheeks until someone tells you.

Consider all unspoken things spoken.

Oh the people you love! You are so close to them in alternate realities that flash by every now and then in your head and feel oh so very real but just fail to come to life. If only the pain would be a part of the alternate reality rather than of its true form.

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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It is both a blessing and a curse to feel everything so very deeply.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day unless you have dinner with me.

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Sorry, but your password must contain a capital letter, two numbers,
a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell,
a gang sign,
a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin.

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Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories.

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It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working

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A mind forever voyaging through strange seas of thought, alone.

-William Wordsworth

The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.'

-Dorothy Parker

All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

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a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

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90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

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cheers to the freaking weekend!

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Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

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Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

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The world needs to you to be more original and yourself than fake and pretentious.

#personality, #yourself, #boostyourselfesteem

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I'll spend the evening doing yoga. The pose is called "ass-on-couch."

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Guys communicate by insulting each other, but don't really mean it. Girls communicate by complimenting each other, but don't really mean it.

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Why is it that i can remember stuff from 5 years ago but not for the life of me remember why i opened the fridge?

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I love
the feeling
of being anonymous in a city I've never been before •

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

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Let your words be anything but empty

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Sometimes I think I'm doing pretty well for my age, other times I remember that I'm not 16.

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My level of immaturity changes depending on who I am with.

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travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer

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90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

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The pain you feel today is the strength you'll have tomorrow.

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You could be selling your soul by agreeing to the "Terms and Conditions" and you would never know it.

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My favorite topping on a pizza is another pizza.

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It is so easy
to forget how
precious it is to be alive.

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If music be the food of love, play on!

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"Hey come with me to the store."

"NO!"

"I'll buy you something."

"Ok."

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It's too hot. Tonight I'll sleep with shorts

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This long distance relationship
isn't going to work.
Fridge, you're moving to my bedroom.

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i want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile.
then you walk into a pole.

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You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

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the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.

-Charles Bukowski

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there is a huge amount of freedom that comes to you when you take nothing personally.

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

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A
beautiful thing is never perfect •

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The silent treatment •

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I get awkward when someone compliments me and i don't know what to say.
Them: You look pretty today.
Me: Happy Birthday.

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Me? Jealous? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahayes.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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Better deny at once than promise long

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I try to respect everyone but some people keep on giving you reasons to stop respecting them and they are seriously not worth it!

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Cruising the way through the world and watching everyone dissolving in the run for their desires and aspirations raises doubt about my self existence. To be blessed and provided with the necessities of life renders you immune to the world's agonies, afflicting those who don't appear as equals to the blessed.

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Sometimes the battles we fight are not violent at all; they're long and enduring and people don't even know you are in a battle.

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At the end, the only reason we can conjure up for an event happening is that it was destiny.

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Go ahead and hate me. It doesn't matter to me. Oh, but did you notice it only consumes you?

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Speaking is silver.

Writing is Bold.

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When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

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Genius has side effects.

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