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Claim her, love her, spoil her, be faithful to her, trust her, and she'll always be yours.

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You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't?

Yeah, I don't have one of those.

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Someone will always be better looking.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.
But...they will never be you!

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This pandemic is making me so bored I'm ready to call Jake from State Farm and ask him what he's wearing.

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He: Wanna make a porno?

She: you don't last long. How about a Tik Tok?

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If you love us, learn to understand us.

Men go through things too!

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