Moon-D's Posts

Acknowledge
Allow
Accept
Adapt
Appreciate

#deal, #innerdemons, #adhdlife, #selfreflection

HeartOnFire and petegutz2 like this

I tried to make a friend and I really did my best this time.

I guess I'll never find out if I tried too hard or not hard enough.

#adhdlife, #makingfriendsishard, #sorrynotsorry, #reflection

HeartOnFire, CurrentNobody and UserOne like this

At
least
we
tried

#atleast

HeartOnFire, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody like this

At least tell me where I went wrong...

I want to do better but I can't do it alone

#atleast

lovewithheart, HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

I might not be the nicest person, but at least I am honest

#atleast

HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

I choose to believe in love, understanding, kindness and connection as the rebel that I am.

#rebellion, #hippie, #support

HeartOnFire and CurrentNobody like this

I never imagined
telling people to
"listen to the experts"
would be considered
an extremistic political opinion

#rebellion, #political, #toxicpeople, #HowDoTheyEvenSurvive

Krisargent, JMBis and CurrentNobody like this

If you want to show yourself some love, start by trying to be honest first

Krisargent, HeartOnFire, perellano, juliettebravo and JodieT like this

Mother nature read the books of Marie Kondo and is getting rid of the species that doesn't spark joy anymore

#corona, #mariekondo, #pandemic, #toosoon?, #declutter, #quarantaine, #sparkjoy, #mothernature

Fionacatherine, juliettebravo, sudeshnarocks, UserOne, CurrentNobody and petegutz2 like this

Friend recipe (adjust amount to taste)

- serious talks
- oversharing
- foodlover
- nasty remarks
- evil mind
- intensive banter
- bad puns
- terrible humor
- awesome hugs
- mutual care
- body positive
- no shame
- no filter needed
- more awesome hugs
- adventures

#friends, #bestfriend, #soulmates, #HowToPickFriends

eulekauzig, foenix, juliettebravo, zefrances and CurrentNobody like this

I am actually not that close to my family, but I am planning to further increase the distance soon

#family, #familymatters, #relatives, #myfamilysucks, #resolutions, #goodintent, #everybodywins, #runwhileyoucan

springfire and juliettebravo like this

I love the sensation of your words on my skin and your lips on my mind...

You confuse me so good I feel touched

Reposted from Moon-D

#touch, #repost

eulekauzig, springfire, crafty, JodieT, dor1316 and ThoughtBoy like this

Trying to reflect is hard while staying in the darkness

#reflection, #selfreflection, #BeTheLight, #Darkness, #SimplePhysics, #HumanContradiction

Krisargent, springfire, crafty, JodieT, perellano and eulekauzig like this

I love it when you reach for my hand,
but touch my soul instead

#touch, #love, #soul, #soulmates, #iamsomushy

stargater, NerdWord, Fionacatherine, comanzatara, springfire, crafty, JodieT, eulekauzig, dor1316 and swatchUSA like this

While spending a few days with my family, I am escaping to the petting zoo to find some intelligence...

#family, #StupidPeople, #HowDoTheyEvenSurvive

crafty, jmb, topbuzz, beingme, GreatSmile, InfluenceNoise, juneocallagh, ZeepBella and dor1316 like this

Gender isn't toxic...

...people are!

#toxic

Lirpae.., timothy21, juliettebravo, eulekauzig, InfluenceNoise and sudeshnarocks like this

Before you start blaming men:

keep in mind your toxic femininity is just as dangerous...

#toxic, #toxicfemininity, #toxicmasculinity, #toxicpeople

eulekauzig, timothy21 and sudeshnarocks like this

Friend:
So...explain how you can be both demi- and pansexual.

Me:
That's easy...I am equally interested in not having sex with practically everyone

#NotTooSerious, #PurposelyInaccurate, #Demisexual, #Pansexual, #HumanContradiction, #ConfusingIsAmusing

dor1316, JodieT, juliettebravo, FrankFilocamo and InfluenceNoise like this

Due to low temperatures,
spring is cancelled until further notice.

Please check regularly for updates.

#cancelled, #almostspringtime, #springinhollan, @eulekauzig, @crafty!

JodieT, albiin, Fionacatherine, dor1316, streetmedic, swatchUSA, timothy21, Ziya, madamem., eulekauzig and 6 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA

I know you are not a bad person....

That's exactly why I don't like you!

#Friends, #iWillGoToHell, #WeBothSuck, #HowToPickFriends, #SorryNotSorry

perellano, dor1316, juneocallagh, JodieT, meohmy and InfluenceNoise like this

Let's sweat it out together...

#flu

FrankFilocamo, crafty, dor1316, juneocallagh, JodieT, meohmy and InfluenceNoise like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

I am a cis woman

I am all for gender equality

I am entitled to man-flu

#flu, #GenderEquality, #GenderFlu(id), #WorstProtestEver, #FeverTalking

dor1316, juneocallagh, JodieT and InfluenceNoise like this

I got hurt
so I cried

I am angry
so I cried

I got offended
so I cried

I am scared
so I cried

for the first time in so many years

#crying, #fuckingHell, #wellneededcry, #IscareMe, #feelings

JodieT, juliettebravo, meohmy, shespeaks94 and dor1316 like this

One
tear
started
the
flood

#5wordstory, #crying

Eyesofchaos, JodieT, juliettebravo, meohmy and dor1316 like this

Friend: why aren't you pissed about what I did?

Me: because it makes you happy. I definetly don't agree but I enjoy seeing you smile

Friend: but how about the others?

Me: you mean the ones who always bitch but are never there? I hope they die with lots of regret.

Friend: you are actually worse than me

Me: does that answer your question?

#meandmybestie, #friendsforever, #yesIamEvil, #friends, #support, #iWillGoToHell, #WeBothSuck, #BestFriend, #IGotYourBack

sudeshnarocks, dor1316, JodieT, EllisDee53, janem803, Vandtastic and FrankFilocamo like this

Happy "clean your fridge and cabinets from expiration date somewhere in 2017 items " day

#HappyNewYear, #BadHousekeeper, #RandomHoliday, #dear2018, #OutWithThe(M)old

Campo and FrankFilocamo like this

Dear 2018,

this is my challenge for you:

The two I had before you were both epic and awesome.

I know they will be hard to surpass, but I trust you to do your outmost to impress me.

#dear2018

janem803, juliettebravo, GreatSmile, FrankFilocamo and petegutz2 like this

Achromatic
Reflective
Scattering
and light

On the blackest of moments,
you are my white

#white, #LoveYou, #BlackAndWhite, #LoveIsBlackAndWhite

eulekauzig and juneocallagh like this

reposted by juneocallagh

#white, #SpecialSpeckOfDust

juneocallagh, erin.desmond, InfluenceNoise and GreatSmile like this

Unless you are into Roman Showers, your cooking does not qualify as foodporn!

#JuckyFood, #NotAllFoodIsPorn, #BadCook, #NastyFood, #YouSureItIsEdible?, #PleaseGetOffInsta

juneocallagh and GreatSmile like this

Friend: aren't you a bit too old to...

Me: NEVER!!

Friend: But...

Me: Haha! you said butt!

Friend: Fine, point taken!

#IRefuseToGrowUp, #BadAdult, #NeverTooOld, #HahaYouSaidButt

dor1316, KnightofSIAL, janem803 and aehmpaeh like this

A downside of being goth:

always getting caught when secretly going out for powdered sugar covered pastries

#gothproblems, #blackclothes, #TheStruggleIsReal, #pastries

ZeepBella, InfluenceNoise and UserOne like this

The sky barks purple

The sun smells blue

To most a syntax error
To us artistic view

#artistseye

bold, crafty, dor1316, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, InfluenceNoise and juliettebravo like this

Fact : seering human flesh smells like grilling chicken

Fact : stuff that smells alike usually tastes alike

Conclusion: we all taste awesome

#Chicken, #WeTasteLikeChicken, #HumanFlesh, #RandomThoughts, #HeresTo, #HeresToUs

crafty, dor1316, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, janem803 and InfluenceNoise like this

One of the upsides of being demisexual:

giving a fuck increases in value on a daily basis

#demisexual, #givingafuck, #PoliticallyIncorrect, #fuck, #triggerwarning

bold, crafty, sudeshnarocks, juliettebravo, JodieT, bobbybuilder and MyM like this

When did being offended become the new black?

#UnpopularOpinion, #PoliticallyIncorrect, #sjw, #thenewblack, #TriggerWarning, #CulturalMarxism, #JustTalkToEachother

crafty, bold, bobbybuilder, only1alyssa, GarySoh and Sledge like this

One smile in the right direction
can change a life forever.

#smilinggecko, #PayItForward, #MakeADifference, @Sledge:

bobbybuilder, juliettebravo, LiquidDishSoap, MyM, ZeepBella, janem803 and Sledge like this

Some say the first casualty of war is innocence.
Others say it's truth.

However, most casualties will be amongst civilians and bystanders who don't mean harm to anyone.
Those who did not choose to fight but are being marked as enemies by the so called righteous ones.
Who are the victims in the current social justice war? And who are the aggressors?

Please take a moment to reflect:
are you a warrior or a terrorist?

#sjw, #socialjustice, #whoarethebulliesnow?, #CulturalMarxism, #Hypocrites, #PoliticallyIncorrect, #UnpopularOpinion, #ForEquality

dor1316, juliettebravo and ZeepBella like this

reposted by zemiong

Come on, say it again.

I'm a perfect devil.

Tell me how bad I am.

It makes me feel so good!

-Lestat de Lioncourt-

#villain, #LestatDeLioncourt, #TheVampireChronicles, #ThePerfectDevil

FrankFilocamo, emiledi77, UserOne, juneocallagh, JodieT and ehab_faris like this

reposted by ehab_faris

Male student: Miss, have you ever considered getting a sex change operation?

Me: No, but why do you ask?

Student: Well, Miss...you would make one awesome dude!!

#ClassroomTales, #Lifelessons, #TeachersLife, #Teaching, #Genderbending, #quote, #

bobbybuilder, dor1316, FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, UserOne, ZeepBella, creatorbeats, meohmy, JodieT, juliettebravo and 4 others like this

Raise your glass,
your bottle...

and your awareness.

#waterforwater

bobbybuilder, dor1316, UserOne, ZeepBella, PenSword72, emiledi77, juneocallagh, swatchUSA, jaybyrd and naebitnae like this

Dew covers blossom
in early sparkles of light
that taste of relief

#waterforwater, #haiku, #seasonalhaiku, #spring

Campo, PenSword72, emiledi77, juneocallagh and jaybyrd like this

Me to student: last one in here makes sure to put the chairs back where they belong.

Student: Not fair, Miss! I only sat on one of them!

Me: You make a vaild point. Do me a favor and go to our cleaning staff instead and explain that theory...See what happens.

Student: ............ *places chairs back*

Srudent: You're good..... and evil!!

#TeachersLife, #ClassroomTales, #NotThatEvil, #Lifelessons

dor1316, ZeepBella, emiledi77, juneocallagh, jaybyrd, naebitnae, Czar and UserOne like this

Yes, I own a penis.... several actually.

Yes, most of them they are attached to a body... just not my body

#InspiredBy, @jaybyrd, #penis, #NoPenisEnvy, #YourDickOrMine?, @jaybyrd:, @JodieT:, @Czar:, @juneocallagh:

ZeepBella, emiledi77, sarcaSM, JodieT, juneocallagh, no667, Czar and jaybyrd like this

Satan: So, again about that soul you sold me...

Me: Nope!! Still no backsies!

Satan: But.... But... it's so dark and scary

Me: And you really want ME to have it back?

Satan: .... uhm.....

Me: That's what I thought.
Now, get back down there, little Lucy, and don't make me use the belt again!

#Satan, #Soul, #SoldMySoul, #NoBacksies, #NoReturns, #DontMakeMeGetMyBelt, #GetDownThere, #LittleLucy, @jaybyrd:, @Czar:

bobbybuilder, purplechill, meohmy, juneocallagh, baconbro27, Czar and jaybyrd like this

Our dog is making good use of the decorated, pine scented indoor toilet we installed for him

#underthetree, #MerryChristmas

purplechill, JodieT, Lirpae.., jaybyrd, dor1316, MyM, juliettebravo, makalapua, meohmy, peo_w and 1 other like this

Merry food coma
days

#xmas, #MerryChristmas, #EnjoyYourStuffing

TobiasTTobiasT, sohacosm, JodieT, dor1316, MyM, peo_w, bobbybuilder, Czar, janeh and jaybyrd like this

Friend: So, what's your new job gonna be like?

Me: Basically I will be teaching and mentoring students.

Friend: You're becoming Miss Moon? Fuck! That is so fucking hot!

#NewJob, #Teaching, #MyFriendsAreFuckedUp, #TeacherFetish

meohmy, JodieT, jaybyrd, zefrances, peo_w, PenSword72 and LaurieAmy like this

You have no right to complain about what you choose to endure

#StopWhining, #endure, #suffer, #TryBeforeYouCry, #complaining, #GetAGrip

janem803, ChrisRota, MeaningQuiet, peo_w, mng, juneocallagh, meohmy, MyM, TopNotch, purplechill and 6 others like this

I am not superstitious.

I am a witch.

Witches are not superstitious.

We are what people are superstitious of...

#quote, #Witch, #Superstition, #Friday13th, #RepostBecauseOfTypo

BoldDelight, PenSword72, Lulu061680, dor1316, juneocallagh, bobbybuilder, jonesygirl80, meohmy, JodieT, Dhicky and 3 others like this

My parents were wise engineers.

No serial production was attempted since the prototype had too many design flaws.

#siblings, #OnlyChild, #FamilyMatters, @Czar

bobbybuilder, MyM, meohmy, JodieT, eliane, peo_w, Luenchen, satan and jaybyrd like this

Thank you for reminding me why I don't like
people

#thankyou, #bitch, #people

PenSword72, Lulu061680, Querencia, TobiasTTobiasT, zefrances, jaybyrd, 2schaa, purplechill and peo_w like this

Not all pain is torture

Not all torture is pain

#WeCanGetCreative, #pain, #torture, #bdsm

ZeepBella, PenSword72, bobbybuilder, zefrances, JodieT, meohmy, peo_w and jaybyrd like this

The
everchanging
unlisted
undescribed
paraphernalia
that
is
our
memory

#memory, #goodtimes, #paraphernalia, #life, #precious, #WeAreAllExhibits

zefrances, JodieT, meohmy, Qball and UserOne like this

Me: I give you one last warning!

Annoying intern: And then what?

Me: Then I'll give you a critical error....

#warning, #error, #BeWarned, #intern, #TechnicianHumor, #ErrorMessage

zefrances, savior-vivre, jonesygirl80, jaybyrd, Qball, Loupi4614, peo_w, meohmy, JodieT, aana and 1 other like this

I need to stay empty right now, just to make myself appreciate how full I felt before

#empty, #fulll, #FeelFreeToReflect, #feeling, #soulsearching, #SorryN, #SorryNotSorry

janem803, PenSword72, meohmy, bobbybuilder, Qball, Czar, MyM, jaybyrd, juliettebravo, zefrances and 1 other like this

I love the way our souls are rutting

Squirming
Writhing
Rubbing

Longing for some sweet release

Reposted from Moon-D

janem803, ZeepBella, zefrances, sohacosm, bobbybuilder, PenSword72, haddock, only1alyssa, jonesygirl80, Lirpae.. and 3 others like this

Reality check:

I have been so preoccupied with the wellbeing of another, that I overlooked the possibility of getting hurt myself.

Lesson well learned...

#RealityCheck, #LifeLessons, #StupidMe

janem803, PenSword72, brody, katerina87, Qball, bobbybuilder, sarcasm_only, meohmy, haiden_, MyM and 6 others like this

I'm taking some time off to travel through my mind

#soulsearching, #exploring, #InsideMyMind, @wipkinger, @MyM

eulekauzig, UsualMan, CurrentNobody, GetShitDone, ZeepBella, brody, juneocallagh, timmer, savior-vivre, Jamille and 22 others like this

reposted by kemooo, kemooo, kemooo, arden, juneocallagh and CurrentNobody

Indulge
in hidden desires

Live
your wildest fantasies

Accept
to become undone

Just trust me and let go

#Hedonism, #desire, #fantasy, #BDSM, #LetGo, #FeelGood, #sex, #life, #lifestyle, #LiveAlittle, #Dom/Sub, #inspired

janem803, haiden_, zefrances, dreamer1809, Czar, MyM, meohmy, JodieT, shespeaks94 and sarcasm_only like this

reposted by coertli

I
can
help
you
experience
the
ultimate
juxtaposition

#ShowNotTell, #Experience, #WordOfTheDay, #Wordporn, #Juxtaposition, #Pain&Pleasure, #Love&Fear, #BDSM, #BeingClose, #Comparison, #sex

LASKYE, meohmy, sarcasm_only, MyM, tablynne, jaybyrd, Qball and baconbro27 like this

Endorphins are awesome

#PainRelieve, #NeededThat, #oxytocin, #orgasm, #WondersOfNature, #BeatsPillsAnytime

sirskitten1, idiomatic, dor1316, bobbybuilder, JodieT, zefrances, sarcasm_only, MyM, PenSword72, rudeamplitude and 6 others like this

reposted by sirskitten1

There's nothing like a visit to your institutionalised family members to realise you're actually doing great

#asylum, #FamilyMatters, #(Not)AllCrazyHere, #Family, #JustVisiting

janem803, dor1316, cocomojoe65, Lirpae.., MyM, zefrances, merhaba, jaybyrd, Proceline, peo_w and 6 others like this

I would almost feel embarrassed for being this lazy, but that sounds like an awful lot of work

#Lazy, #LazySunday, #AlmostEmbarrassed, #SorryNotSorry

brody, LASKYE, bold, bobbybuilder, kemooo, supermom, naina_eyez, sarcasm_only, JodieT, jonesygirl80 and 7 others like this

I won't bring light to your darkened soul or defrost your icy heart

I will teach you how to start a fire and expect you to use it wisely

#TryToPayAttention, #SaveYourself, #heart, #soul, #fire, #ice, #light, #dark, #LifeLessons, #FeelFreeToReflect

sirskitten1, janem803, brody, cocomojoe65, michellemeline, swatchUSA, no667, meohmy, Convo_Ray, Kush_Le and 6 others like this

reposted by sirskitten1

Could the person who cursed this week please step forward?

Be prepared to get offered to my gods as both bribe and retribution, so bring wine and a cactus...

#BadWeek, #Cursed, #Cactus, #Wine, #WitchProblem, #Bribe, #Retibution

sirskitten1, Proceline, LASKYE, Czar, bobbybuilder, meohmy, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd, nickz, JodieT and 3 others like this

bad
Moon
rising

#NotAMorningPerson, #WakingUpSucks, #NeedMoreSleep, #NeedMoreCoffee

dor1316, LASKYE, meohmy, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd, juneocallagh, JodieT, MyM, Qball, aana and 1 other like this

You're the one who triggers my evil bitch mode

#That'sWhyILoveYou, #MeAndMyBestFriend, #SeeYouInHell, #EvilBitch

PenSword72, brokenwingz, janeh, ntun, daniel8a14, sarahzim, GarySoh, Carrie_19, stargater, bbsboldness and 14 others like this

reposted by brody, GarySoh, singhnandranie and brokenwingz

lf I need to crash, just crash and burn...

...leave me alone!

#SickAndTired, #YouCan'tHelp, #StopTryingToHelpMe, #InspiredBy, #SavageGarden, #CrashAndBurn, #crash, #Incurable

brody, Qball, meohmy, jaybyrd, sarcasm_only, no667, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

My roommate's girlfriend during movie night prep:
"Oh no! A lot of the popcorns didn't hatch..."

#movienight, #popcorn, #hatchlings, #SheIsHilarious, #AndDoesn'tEvenKnow, #GottaLoveThis, #DysfunctionalFamily

brody, Qball, Gabbem, michellemeline, Querencia, sarcasm_only, meohmy, shespeaks94, zefrances, Proceline and 1 other like this

I am
always
everywhere
and
nowhere,
exactly
where
I want
to
be

#Iam, #everywhere, #nowhere, #JustMe, #Roaming, #FreeSpirit

zefrances, Babs_77, jonesygirl80, Gabbem, sarcasm_only, Proceline, meohmy, jaybyrd, avant-garde, Qball and 2 others like this

Obnoxious activist at busstation: Don't you like animals?

Me: Of course I do! They're delicious

#meatlover, #NoOffence, #DoLikeAnimals, #Butt*, #HateExtremeActivists

Bae14, Gabbem, sarcasm_only, JodieT, meohmy, baconbro27, Qball, PenSword72, no667, 2ndDragoon and 1 other like this

Of
course
I'm
gonna
behave
myself

#whitelie, #AsUsual, #BestBehaviour, #YouKnowMe

Vandtastic, PenSword72, hobgoblin, MyM, meohmy, PennyLame, zefrances, only1alyssa, Gabbem, Kush_Le and 7 others like this

Don't worry, I've got a plan...

#whitelie, #MakingItUpAsIGo

janem803, chapmansWifee, Gabbem, Kush_Le, takeaguess, sarcasm_only, meohmy, Qball, JodieT, zefrances and 2 others like this

Me: You know I hate single word answers!

Best Friend: Yeah...

#OneWordAnswer, #OneWord, #MyBestFriend, #GottaLoveHim, #Fucker

LASKYE, luigi500, sarcasm_only, dor1316, meohmy, Qball, zefrances, PenSword72, JodieT and niniel like this

Youporn?

Yes, Iporn!

#youporn, #Iporn, #verb, #wordplay, #or, #wordporn, #sex, #horny

Vandala, jonesygirl80, Mr_Kirkwood, zefrances, meohmy, SassyQOC, annairie, LASKYE, only1alyssa, SteveBob and 2 others like this

I'm a posse magnet

#SPN, #supernatural, #season6, #DeanWinchester, #Quote

Qball, sarcasm_only, juneocallagh, JodieT, zefrances, jaybyrd and meohmy like this

One of those moments that make me wish I
could play the guitar...

#JustSaying, #WishfulThinking, #Wishing, #Guitar

hippivere, Babs_77, zefrances, JodieT, swatchUSA, meohmy, campino, annairie, SteveBob, shespeaks94 and 5 others like this

Friends: Did you dye your hair again?

Me: No, I'm a natural blue and green. You never noticed?

Friends: ...

#HairDye, #StupidQuestion, #TheyDeservedIt, #Hair, #GetOutOfMyHair, #ugh

janem803, Dinglepus, Ozma, meohmy, zefrances, Gabbem, JodieT, mariechen_xo, Deborah.A, biubiu and 10 others like this

I don't care that it's 1 PM!

Morning starts whenever I wake up and my first meal is still called breakfast

#NoMorningPerson, #GoodMorningYall, #Breakfast, #WakeUp, #Weekend, #SleepLate

janem803, dor1316, liliththunder, falkpower, bbsboldness, Ozma, LASKYE, Qball, PenSword72, zefrances and 10 others like this

reposted by ameet

Please define the box we're gonna think out of

#myperspective, #thinkoutsidethebox, #box, #freethinking, #think, #outofhebox, #Engineer, #exactscience, #creativity, #beta

Babs_77, Querencia, catmilkempire, zefrances, peo_w, meohmy, dreamer1809, ruhip, aana, LASKYE and 9 others like this

Don't look away in fear

Just look
around in wonder

#myperspective, #LookAround, #fear, #wonder, #KeepLooking, @JodieT

janem803, Qball, binit_gajera, jonesygirl80, zefrances, JodieT, only1alyssa, LASKYE, dor1316, meohmy and 2 others like this

You get what you're made for:

A world full of wonder

A sunrise every day

#myperspective, #MannFriday, #SunriseEveryday, #Lyrics

janem803, Qball, biubiu, jonesygirl80, zefrances, JodieT, LASKYE, meohmy, jaybyrd, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

I'm here

You're there

At least one of us is lost

#you, #me, #together, #need, #needy, #lost, #distance, #PleaseComeOver, #come, #ComeCloser, #Sex, #please

Sirskitten, EllisDee53, zefrances, JodieT, jonesygirl80, meohmy, Babs_77, Gabbem, ruhip, dor1316 and 7 others like this

reposted by imaja

Your touch could heal me,
so please stay away

#NotBroken, #touch, #heal, #DoNotTouch

hippivere, zefrances, PenSword72, naina_eyez, JodieT, jonesygirl80, meohmy, Babs_77, ruhip, Qball and 5 others like this

•First class on monday•

So, where were we?

Ah yes...
There I was: hanging naked in that pine tree with a leek up my ass...

Crap! I mean: please open your textbooks at page 182

#plottwist, #fuckedup, #monday, #storytime, #monologue

cocomojoe65, haiden_, zefrances, naina_eyez, Czar, JodieT, LASKYE, Babs_77, sarcasm_only, shespeaks94 and 4 others like this

You
are
welcome
to
stay
curious

#You'reWelcome, #Welcome, #StayCurious, #Experiment, #Explore, #curious, #philosophy

janem803, SimonLauper, haiden_, meohmy, swatchUSA, annairie, zefrances, JodieT, PenSword72, Luenchen and 5 others like this

The doctor said my uterus is shallow

I say it just maintains high standards

#LadyTalk, #WillSpareTheDetails, #YouDon'tWannaKnow, #ThoroughPhysical, #GirlTalk, #Doctor, #uterus, #HighStandard

Ozma, catmilkempire, juneocallagh, trunkenbold, annairie, 2ndDragoon, meohmy, PenSword72, LASKYE, RandomHero1981 and 6 others like this

LIVE
LONG
AND PROSPER

• ...SPOCK!

Reposted from anonymous

#RIP, #RIPSpock, #RIPLeonardNimoy, #Repost, #Spock

bobbybuilder, haiden_, atheist, LASKYE, bold, JodieT, trunkenbold, peo_w, zefrances, jonesygirl80 and 7 others like this

Please, don't be offended....

I only did it out of bad habit, I swear!

#badhabits, #NoOffence

PenSword72, Ozma, haiden_, JodieT, aana, niniel, shespeaks94, eRna, juneocallagh, rudeamplitude and 5 others like this

You are the one that got away.

So am I.

Why do we keep coming back here?

Reposted from Moon-D

#badhabits, #repost, #theonethatgotaway, @Czar

haiden_, jonesygirl80, JodieT, aana, plovley1978, LASKYE, juneocallagh, Qball, meohmy, jaybyrd and 2 others like this

I'm starting a dating agency for single socks

#RegisterBelow, #single, #socks, #dating, #GetBackInTheGame

JMBis, Krisargent, Sherry89, misterlab, jmb, GetShitDone, bapu, savior-vivre, sophh, Fairy and 30 others like this

reposted by beatriz33, IWearGlasses. and Sherry89

I
once
again
lost and found
myself desperately
in love
with
the
Mad Hatter

#AliceInWonderland, #MadHatter, #WeAreAllMadHere, #InLove, #RandomArt, #Artsy?, #Mad, #Crazy, #Love

Sunshine123, Ozma, haiden_, no667, sarcasm_only, Gabbem, Ms_Ntlebi, aana, meohmy, Qball and 4 others like this

I love the smell of mayhem in the morning

#InspiredBy, @misterlab, #and, #ApocalypseNow, #misquote, #mayhem, #morning

Raeca, haiden_, meohmy, JodieT, zefrances, Madly, bostonamy, PenSword72, Qball, shespeaks94 and 5 others like this

Even my inner demons fled in absolute terror

#demons, #terror, #OneOfThoseDays, #666, #GoodTimes, #TwistedSoul, @jaybyrd, @annairie

sirskitten1, Lulu061680, haiden_, SassyQOC, sarcasm_only, JodieT, zefrances, no667, Convo_Ray, supermom and 7 others like this

reposted by SassyQOC

Covering the world
in a moldy white blanket
that makes me shiver

#snow, #winter, #haiku, #It'sFuckingSnowing, #Blegh, #HateWinter, #FuckingFreezing, #Poetry, @juneocallagh, @jaybyrd

haiden_, Lirpae.., sohacosm, aana, Qball, jaybyrd, Demetrius, sarcasm_only, juneocallagh, Ms_Ntlebi and 6 others like this

Let's break free from our cage and turn this zoo into a jungle once more

#jungle, #zoo, #cage, #BeFree, #BreakFree, #FreeYourMind, #UrbanJungle

qzkz, haiden_, bold, ikickmyjuice, swatchUSA, zefrances, belma., JodieT, katiedorny, aaylita and 8 others like this

reposted by imaja

Reborn
in
and
out of darkness

#SixWordStory, #InspiredBy, #TheVampireChronicles, #darkness, #reborn, #Nightlife, #nightcrawler

Campo, Moon-D, Ozma, haiden_, SassyQOC, mng, hippivere, sarcasm_only, JodieT, no667 and 10 others like this

Today is as good as any to start making a difference

#StartNow, #PayItForward, #GetKind, #RandomActs, #RandomActsOfKindness, #MakeADifference

janem803, mng, bostonamy, PenSword72, only1alyssa, SteveBob, Demetrius, no667, shespeaks94, kfasheldon and 4 others like this

SYNTAX ERROR://

:The wind barks purple:>

#TechnoBabble, #SyntaxError, #EducationalBold, #Nerdy, #explaining, #technical, #logic, #programming, #language

Redick, PenSword72, kfasheldon, sarcasm_only, JodieT, RandomHero1981 and jaybyrd like this

Realising we can't replace everything we destroy should be the first step towards the new world

#newtopia, #NowhereToRun

Krisargent, haiden_, mng, ulvepigentinke, kj55, Convo_Ray, Loverofbooks, Tanzbaer, KevCray, DonSpaccafurnu and 17 others like this

reposted by Convo_Ray and Hannah69

Suck

Squeeze

Bang!

Blow

#HowStuffWorks, #CombustionEngine, #Physics, #Workshop, #suck, #squeeze, #bang, #blow, #EducationalBold, @Gabbem, @supermom, @jodie

haiden_, mng, EllisDee53, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi, no667, Qball, PenSword72, creatorbeats, JodieT and 6 others like this

Good company
Good food
Good drinks
Good times

#GoodTimes, #GoodLife, #food, #drink, #friends

FrankFilocamo, gkarun7, janem803, eagle77, knasty, mng, PenSword72, haiden_, sarcasm_only, kj55 and 11 others like this

reposted by SoftballLover

Happy
pajama day

#Pajama, #PajamaDay, #ChillModus, #recuperating, #TheDayAfter, #TheNightBefore, #RandomHoliday

mng, AliceMckfly.75, haiden_, Gabbem, PenSword72, kj55, Qball, swatchUSA, ladinotshka, dor1316 and 9 others like this

[add random self fulfilling prophecy or webquote here]

#fortunecookie, #WriteYourOwnFortune, #GetCreative

Ozma, mng, haiden_, swatchUSA, Gabbem, Ms_Ntlebi, Qball, jaybyrd, kfasheldon, zefrances and 8 others like this

Whatever you might wish upon me for 2015:
I'll triple it before returning...

...Be warned

#HappyNewYear, #BestWishes, #Careful, #WhatYouWishFor, #PowerOfThree, #What, #You, #Witch, #For

ehab_faris, mjandyal, haiden_, Gabbem, Qball, jaybyrd, kfasheldon, zefrances, daniel8a14, juneocallagh and 6 others like this

reposted by mjandyal

Reposted from Moon-D

#relevant, #repost, #naughtysanta, #xmas, #christmas, #santa, #satan, #misquote, #badsanta

zefrances, sarcasm_only, Gabbem, oneloveme, meohmy, jaybyrd, PenSword72, dor1316, Ms_Ntlebi and JodieT like this

N'oubliez jamais

•Joe Cocker•

#RIP, #JoeCocker, #NeverForget

Ozma, BEvans, zefrances, sarcasm_only, oneloveme, jaybyrd, Czar, PenSword72, dor1316 and JodieT like this

Fact: I have severe coulrophobia and achondroplasiaphobia

Fact: I just ordered tickets to a circus featuring a midget clown

Conclusion: I'm a self-flagellating masochist

#phobia, #clowns, #midgets, #masochist, #torture, #SelfInflictedTorture, #Whyyyyyy

Ms_Ntlebi, sohacosm, sarcasm_only, zefrances, daniel8a14, PenSword72, JodieT, Demetrius and juneocallagh like this

Hmmmm....

......Mellow

#relaxed, #mellow, #BitOutOfIt, #ValerianIsAwesome, #CatMintRules, #LoveLife, #valerian, #LazySunday, #ChillOut, @PenSword72

haiden_, supermom, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only, Babs_77, SimonLauper, JodieT, RandomHero1981, meohmy, Ms_Ntlebi and 2 others like this

Those christmas spirits are damn hard to exorcise

#Xmas, #ChristmasSpirit, #Exorcise, #Exorcise=Exercise

Ozma, EllisDee53, Ms_Ntlebi, sarcasm_only, zefrances, JodieT, Cokey, meohmy, kfasheldon, supermom and 5 others like this

I am a very protective person when it comes to those I care about...

Play nice or prepare to be fucked in the ass with a pineapple

#Bullying, #PlayNice, #StopTrolling, #BeWarned, #CouldAlsoBeACactus, #OrBlowtorch, #CanBeCreative, #inspiredBy, #LittleNicky, @Demetrius

Sirskitten, PennyLame, cocomojoe65, Proceline, mng, crazynicki, Gabbem, juneocallagh, i.am.Karlyn, makalapua and 23 others like this

reposted by RandomHero1981, Mathilda, aarond, Titsngiggles, i.am.Karlyn and Sirskitten

I've been rebuilding
myself
with the wreckage and ruins
I found in this life.

I recycle....

#rebuilding, #MyLife, #recycle, #CircleOfLife, #PickUpThePieces, #LifeQuotes, @PenSword72, @annairie

mng, beautiful, haiden_, zefrances, sarcasm_only, meohmy, JodieT, Gabbem, Ms_Ntlebi, kfasheldon and 11 others like this

I love the sensation of your words on my skin and your lips on my mind...

You confuse me so good I feel touched

#words, #lips, #wordplay, #touch, #SoGood, #feeling, #needy

sonybox, Sirskitten, eulekauzig, janem803, BiteSenior, Vandtastic, juliane_g, lonelywolf, truthseeker57, fuzuku and 26 others like this

reposted by Moon-D and aana

I kindly smile whenever I pass myself while chasing my own tail...

#BusyWeek, #Busy, #running, #MeMyselfAndI, #KeepSmiling, #ChasingMyTail, #Mindfuck

haiden_, meohmy, kfasheldon, Czar, no667, Demetrius, PenSword72, jaybyrd and quesera like this

A badly phrased compliment can be worse than a well formulated insult

#StopDoubtingMe, #compliment, #insult, #MindYourWords

Vandtastic, Authlander, Ozma, aloha1981, beautiful, Ms_Ntlebi, sarcasm_only, Kennamatic, only1alyssa, haiden_ and 10 others like this

reposted by singhnandranie

You don't have to talk to me but at least admit you should

#LostFriends, #OneMoreTry, #NotMyFault, #StillMyProblem, #talk, #friendship, #TryToBeMature, #OrGoFindSomeSinkhole, #BeAManForOnce

janem803, Roel, sarcasm_only, supermom, Ms_Ntlebi, zefrances, PenSword72, Demetrius, Convo_Ray, JodieT and 2 others like this

Can we please be a bit more touchy feely about this?

#touchy, #feely, #horny, #needy, #sex

janem803, cocomojoe65, melissadesyr, PenSword72, kfasheldon, jaybyrd, MissB, meohmy, blackboxmagic, supermom and 5 others like this

I have often been told I am an ancient soul.

Guess my body finally got jealous and is trying to catch up quickly.

#FeelingOld, #AsOldAsYouFeel?, #FeelLike60YrsOld, #FuckingHell, #AmOnly30, #ForTheRecord, #AncientSoul, #AchesAndPains, #Ugh, #Hurts

Vandtastic, Ozma, no667, bbsboldness, BEvans, dor1316, melissadesyr, Kennamatic, only1alyssa, meohmy and 13 others like this

I am and always will be
the optimist,
the hoper of far-flung hopes,
the dreamer of improbable dreams

•The 11th Doctor

instagram.com

#DoctorWho, #TheDoctor, #Quote, #WordsOfWisdom, #Inspirational, #GotThatTattooed, @JodieT

janem803, Raeca, TARDIS, nash, haiden_, naina_eyez, zefrances, Demetrius, supermom, Gabbem and 9 others like this

What's the female equivalent of a morning wood?

#HornyMorning, #Terminology, #horny, #MorningWood, #JustAsking, #sex, @Czar, @kj55, @PenSword72

Ozma, nash, haiden_, Babs_77, kj55, magicalwordsforyou, richjaybitch, meohmy, Gabbem, sarcasm_only and 5 others like this

reposted by kiamisdeluxe

Indulge in the soothing heat of your internal flame.
Let it burn freely to enlighten your spirit and soul.

Darkness and cold will fade away and your smouldering ambers will become a bonfire once again.

#InternalFlame, #FireIsOurFriend, #BurnBabyBurn, #Inspirational, #Fire

calabrok, nash, haiden_, kateelgar, MissB, magicalwordsforyou, Hondu, sarcasm_only, JodieT, jaybyrd and 2 others like this

reposted by Hondu

The sincerity of your words should be shown through your actions, not the other way around

#Practice, #What, #You, #Preach, #BeTrueToYourWord, #Words, #Deeds, #BeSincere, #ShineThrough, #TruthAndDare

SassyQOC, nash, haiden_, Sef, BEvans, Ms_Ntlebi, AlwaysxD, meohmy, dor1316, mademoiselle98 and 3 others like this

reposted by SassyQOC and Anveshi

I love the way our souls are rutting

Squirming
Writhing
Rubbing

Longing for some sweet release

#needy, #soul, #NeedySoul, #SoulMate, #squirming, #rubbing, #MindFuck, #Soulful, #DirtyMind, #sex, #?

janem803, ZeepBella, nash, stina311, Ms_Ntlebi, Demetrius, naina_eyez, jonesygirl80, Babs_77, only1alyssa and 11 others like this

reposted by Moon-D and ZeepBella

Share the warm light of your smile with the world.

You might relieve some souls of cold and darkness.

#WorldKindnessDay, #Smile, #GetKind, #RandomActsOfKindness, #Light, #PayItForward, #SpreadTheWord

janem803, sunny71, nash, haiden_, livelaughlove9, truthseeker57, fraufuchs, chelnut, liloulil, dilsaa and 21 others like this

reposted by zefrances, AspynGirl, chelnut and truthseeker57

Be true of colour,
open of mind.
Be full of soul and free of spirit.

This will grant you access to my realm of wonders.
The realm that resides inside, as well as surrounds us all.
A world that will exist only for those who dare to let it

#InspiredBy, @Convo_Ray, #RoyalSpeech, #PartOne, #FreeSpirit, #Soulful, #TrueColours, #WonderfulLife, #Pagan, #wiccan, #LoveLife, #LiveFree

Ozma, nash, haiden_, sarcasm_only, bbsboldness, zefrances, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT, meohmy, kfasheldon and 4 others like this

No need to regret
if you learn from the experience

#NeverBeSorry, #LearnAndGrow, #NoRegrets, #KeepLearning, #RandomThought, #regret, #learn

janem803, sunny71, dor1316, SassyQOC, nash, haiden_, sarcasm_only, ceciliehoejvan, only1alyssa, jonesygirl80 and 9 others like this

reposted by SassyQOC

Apparently it's the bra's 100th anniversary this month.

Let's celebrate by giving it some time off...

#bra, #anniversary, #braless, #celebrate, #boobies

nash, haiden_, bold, BEvans, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie, Czar, supermom, meohmy, TopNotch and 9 others like this

reposted by tina47 and kiamisdeluxe

Covered in stains and running on fumes.

I hate painting!

#PAINting, #PaintingSucks, #HighOnSolvents, #DIY

Ozma, nash, Ms_Ntlebi, supermom, meohmy, sarcasm_only, JodieT, annairie, haiden_, zefrances and 4 others like this

We're all so full of shit...

Let's fertilize the world!

#shit, #fertilize, #WeMakeThingsGrow, #GrowAwareness, #GrowBolder, #FullOfShit, #NotPerséBad, @PenSword72, #DooDooBrown, @Czar

GetShitDone, cooledpizza, nash, madwhite, DiscardedStat, supermom, ntun, sarcasm_only, zemiong, JodieT and 14 others like this

reposted by Aressantoro and GuyKaiser

Fifty
shades of bitchface

#PracticedAllOfThem, #HellOfADay, #bitchface, #FiftyShades, #ugh

FrankFilocamo, GetShitDone, ayesha_khn, ene, SassyQOC, nash, DRAGON1, hopegeneration, supermom, only1alyssa and 11 others like this

reposted by gitasingh, gitasingh and SassyQOC

I want to be a scientist and find a cure for the common asshole

#asshole, #StupidityShouldHurt, #science, #GoDieSomewhere, #ugh, @annairie, @Czar

perellano, Vandtastic, ayesha_khn, nash, mi_kh, babyspud, Convo_Ray, ntun, Madly, blucutie and 16 others like this

reposted by Bee8Honey

How can
I relieve me from myself?

#MeMyselfAndI, #relieve, #NeedABreakSometimes, #hurting, #confused, @TopNotch, @JodieT, @PenSword72, @Convo_Ray

FrankFilocamo, ChrisRota, mjandyal, SassyQOC, nash, zefrances, sarcasm_only, Demetrius, itsdandeleon, Babs_77 and 13 others like this

reposted by SassyQOC, mjandyal and FrankFilocamo

Rutting
Rubbing
Whining
Whimpering
Squirming
Squeaking
Groaning
Grunting
Pushing
Pulling
Moving
Moaning

#sex, #poem?, #horny, #poetry, #HotMess, #wordplay

nash, ellenicole, juneocallagh, sarcasm_only, JodieT, zefrances, Luenchen, jaybyrd, meohmy, magicalwordsforyou and 1 other like this

Speaking of Witch...

...how can I help?

#witch, #wiccan, #halloween, #JustTellMe, #WhatDoYouNeed?, #wishes, #dreams, #WhateverYouWant, #help, #helping, @annairie

nash, xanthie, kj55, naina_eyez, juneocallagh, kfasheldon, annairie, meohmy, sarcasm_only, Ms_Ntlebi and 5 others like this

I feel so uncomfortable around myself sometimes

#OneOfThoseDays, #Uncomfortable, #Hurting, #AnnoyingMyself, #BattlingMyself, #AndLosingPitifully, #YeahIWin, #MeMyselfAndI, #Ugh, @jaybyr

Ozma, nash, bold, ellenicole, fairytigress, zefrances, sarcasm_only, annairie, dor1316, meohmy and 10 others like this

Don't think you can read between my lines, cause you'll be analyzing empty space

#NoHiddenAgende, #WhatYouSee, #WhatYouGet, #JustReadMyLips, #ParanoidPeople

nash, BEvans, Ms_Ntlebi, Madly, Remus69, niniel, AbbyPenguins, zefrances, Demetrius, atharvalarva and 7 others like this

I love the way we misfit together

#YouAreAwesome, #Friends, #Misfits, #Don'tEverChange, #Relationships, #Together, #LoveYouAll, @remus69, @PenSword72, @Czar

lovewithheart, RoutineCost, streetmedic, RNhiker, janem803, Campo, phuamaxx, cybersont, Shea, Authlander and 60 others like this

reposted by PennyLame, spinandstir, ellenicole, chacenteno, yumnamangi, Vandtastic, jaybyrd, jaybyrd, FrankFilocamo, Ruad and 1 other

So tired I'm gonna cry!

#Exhausted, #UpFor24Hours, #AndCounting, #Ugh, #PleaseHelpMe, #SoFuckingTired, #I'mGonnaCry, #PublicTransportatio, #IsEvil, #HugMe, #hurts

nash, Ms_Ntlebi, juneocallagh, magicalwordsforyou, haiden_, zefrances, naina_eyez, beatrizlima98, sarcasm_only, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

reposted by mjandyal

Workout today

Hurt tomorrow

#gym, #workout, #hurting, #WorkedOutYesterday, #AchingMuscles, #ItHurtsWhenILaugh, #OrWalk, #OrMove, #Ouch, #PleaseHelp, #NeedAMassage

Jamille, nash, RazvanL, stargater, sarcasm_only, juneocallagh, meohmy, aehmpaeh, haiden_, spike2610 and 5 others like this

Am I too old to have a fangirl moment?

#Fangirl, #?, #IAm30, #Supernatural, #Deanmon, #SoAshamed, #FeelingPathetic, #TooOldForThisShit

Ozma, nash, Roxy139, Viciouse31, rishi.raikwar, meohmy, sarcasm_only, JodieT, zefrances, juneocallagh and 5 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

If words are all we have

Please
Oh, Please
Let me
into your
vocabulary

#words, #vocabulary, #love, #please, #needy, #poem, #SortOf, #DidIJustPoemed?, #Poemed, #wordplay, #language, #WantYou

sirskitten1, BiteSenior, Ozma, nash, Ms_Ntlebi, Convo_Ray, jonesygirl80, sarcasm_only, marissaj, zefrances and 7 others like this

Rain is pouring
lightning crashes
as I hear the thunder roll.

Raging wild
outside my window
and inside my darkened soul.
I have no reason to fear either
and let these forces take control.

Reposted from Moon-D

#relevant, #repost, #storm, #StormyNight, #ForcesOfNature, #Elememts, #Wiccan, #WiccanWisdom, @Msfuntastic

Ozma, Ms_Ntlebi, jonesygirl80, Luenchen, zefrances, RandomHero1981, Msfuntastic, naina_eyez, JodieT, Madly and 6 others like this

I am one of those things that go bump in the night

#nightowl, #OneOfThoseThings, #GoBumpInTheNight, #Bump, #AccordingToColleague, #scary?, #ambiguous?, #YouTellMe, #nightcrawler, #night

PenSword72, JodieT, zefrances, marissaj, meohmy, sarcasm_only, annairie, Remus69 and juneocallagh like this

Sit back, relax and enjoy a braless evening

#AndRum, #DontForgetTheRum, #relax, #braless, #LadySolutions

liliththunder, hazelderi, traci1967, notsoserious, meohmy, rishi.raikwar, MissB, Ms_Ntlebi, RandomHero1981, naina_eyez and 4 others like this

reposted by traci1967 and hazelderi

I'd rather come alone than go with you

#NotEver, #ShotDown, #TurnDown, #ShotOff, #NoWay, #ComeAlone

valgeor, niniel, zefrances, Czar, JodieT, PenSword72, sarcasm_only, Msfuntastic and Ms_Ntlebi like this

I've got 7% of a plan and it's gonna be awesome! Who's with me?

#TrustMe, #BadIdeas, #EpicNights, #LetsPlay, #InTheMoodForMayhem

incko, schildischott, 509ShawnJohn, valgeor, elyona, krishnadorable, zefrances, jonesygirl80, supermom, niniel and 9 others like this

reposted by schildischott

I am game, not prey

@PenSword72, #BeWarned, #PlayNice, #BeCarful, #Game, #Prey, #LetsHunt, #DoNotDoubtMe

n4th, krishnadorable, supermom, Ms_Ntlebi, BEvans, Msfuntastic, JodieT, meohmy, annairie, magicalwordsforyou and 6 others like this

reposted by misa1104

#Play, #WannaPlay, #Needy, #PlayNiceOrLooseIt, #IAmGameButNotPrey, #sex, #sex?, @MissB, @PenSword72, @Czar, @juneocallagh

Campo, janem803, valgeor, salsastisch, krishnadorable, JodieT, sarcasm_only, jonesygirl80, Czar, juneocallagh and 4 others like this

They say that right before death, your life will flash before you like a movie.

Your goal in life should be to make that movie the best one you'll ever see

#inspired, #InspiredBy, @jackass, #life, #death, #CombinedSomeQuotes, #LiveYourLife, #OneShot, #movie

Dalie, Davidmayhem, tommyt, LASKYE, minty, bobi_easy, Roxy139, robertooo, sueciety, shubhamverma42 and 19 others like this

reposted by iamfab, stephie5992166 and AbiTon

Dude, go find a doctor!
There's a massive hole in your head and it's squirting stupidities

#insults, #ShutYourPiehole, #Stupidity, #Don'tLeakOnMe

perellano, internetjunki, AbbyPenguins, creatorbeats, zefrances, JodieT, PenSword72, bonesy1973 and sarcasm_only like this

Reposted from zefrances

#repost, #EPIC, #PleaseLikeOriginal, #200thPost

annairie, zefrances, Ms_Ntlebi, sarcasm_only, Luenchen, juneocallagh, PenSword72 and eliane like this

You think I was insulting you?

Believe me, you'd know for sure if I did

#insults, #YouThinkTooMuch, #DoNotDoubtMe

beautiful, Roxy139, valgeor, annairie, sarcasm_only, Luenchen, EmilyTudor, juneocallagh, PenSword72 and RandomHero1981 like this

Let's rock away those monday blues!

#RadioNight, #OneHourTilShowtime, #Webradio, #Deejay, #Rockshow, #Shameless, #Selfpromotion, #lifefm.nl

hallowelt, annairie, PenSword72, Lirpae.., zefrances, meohmy, JodieT and sarcasm_only like this

Mother of all mondays!

Please have mercy

#monday, #Idon'tLikeMonday, #BadDay, #BadStart, #SendHelpAndCoffee, @lenamichel, @

salsastisch, zefrances, jonesygirl80, Ms_Ntlebi, PenSword72, juneocallagh, annairie, sarcasm_only, meohmy, JodieT and 4 others like this

I gave you no reason to trust me, neither one to doubt me

Sorry to hear you chose the last option

#trust, #TrustIssues, #YourLoss, #TooBad, #BiteMe

Zenshiro11, htime, DiscardedStat, BEvans, supermom, blackboxmagic, sarcasm_only, zefrances, Luenchen, annairie and 8 others like this

I really need to!

Right here, right now!

#Needy, #Craving, #GuessWhat, #YourGuess, #AsGoodAsMine, @JodieT, @PenSword72, @annairie

valgeor, meohmy, jonesygirl80, Pizzookie, sarcasm_only, zefrances, creatorbeats, Msfuntastic, ellenicole, haiden_ and 6 others like this

Don't ever ask why you're here or what's your purpose.

Your purpose should be finding out why you're here

#philosophy, #WhyAreWeHere, #FindYourPurpose, #NoOneIsUseless, #LiveALittle, #GoForIt, #life, #purpose, #why, @Snuuzy

quesera, blucutie, Roxy139, itsdandeleon, sarcasm_only, Pizzookie, jonesygirl80, supermom, meohmy, allisonrae and 11 others like this

reposted by Roxy139

Please, never stop hurting me.

It's all we got left.

#masochist, #LoveToHate, #HateToLove, #EmotionalMasochist, #hurt, #love, #WeAreSoScrewedUp, #BestFriends, #WeAreNotBipolar

ChrisRota, PenSword72, mjandyal, mademoiselle98, Bakeacake, freshana, allisonrae, jrmpgnzls, cbah, valgeor and 17 others like this

reposted by PennyLame and mjandyal

Careful! Those woodies can cause a serious eargasm

#wudtek, #woodies, #eargasm

Mahmood, dor1316, jonesygirl80, juneocallagh, creatorbeats, campino, Gabbem, RandomHero1981, PenSword72, erin.desmond and 10 others like this

My wood gives me
awesome vibrations

#wudtek, #woodies, #wood, #vibration

ikyoulikey, jonesygirl80, dor1316, misterlab, Demetrius, campino, Gabbem, PenSword72, erin.desmond, zefrances and 9 others like this

Went from hot as hell to bored as hell,
guess I'm not sick anymore!

#Happy, #BeenSick, #HotAsHell, #BurningUp, #BoredAsHell, #FeelingBetter

chipdicks, misterlab, haiden_, RandomHero1981, PenSword72, Czar, BEvans, Ms_Ntlebi, swatchUSA, supermom and 8 others like this

I haven't been alone in years, not for one single day.

I wish I could say the same for being lonely.

#NeverAlone, #Alone, #Lonely, #LooselyInspired, @RandomHero1981, @Ms_Ntlebi

PenSword72, BEvans, lini98, allisonrae, Pizzookie, Luenchen, jonesygirl80, supermom, JodieT, dor1316 and 4 others like this

I am so done with my body these days

#CanIGetAnother?, #Please, #WillBeGoodToIt, #Ugh, #SoDone, #BrokenAndDamned

supermom, dor1316, annairie, naina_eyez, Ms_Ntlebi, meohmy, GabiGabler, makalapua, creatorbeats, Pizzookie and 3 others like this

Undo
whatever
is
restraining
you

#Bra, #Belt, #Pants, #Shirt, #Mind, #NoBoundaries, #GetComfortable, #GoForIt, #BeFree, @annairie

PRMolly, jonesygirl80, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT, Pizzookie, annairie, beautifulqueen, meohmy, RandomHero1981, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

I'd wish to be two puppies,
so I could play together

•Michel van de Plas

#repost, #HadTheSourceWrong, #DutchPoetry, #NonsensePoetry, #WishfulThinking, #IRealluNeedToFrolic, @JodieT, @udid

jonesygirl80, Pizzookie, PenSword72, udid, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie, JodieT and meohmy like this

I actually do things like being
"joyful"
and
"happy"
quite a lot...

The reasons why are often frowned upon to say the least, but that's really beside the point

#InspiredBy, @Czar, #joyful, #happy, #NotAllEvil, #MyMinsIsAWeirdPlace, #DarkAndCosy

dor1316, BEvans, Czar, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie, creatorbeats, JodieT, meohmy and Pizzookie like this

No
Not
Not ever
Not ever again
Not ever
Not
No

Maybe
Who am I kidding....
Hell yes!

#SoSure, #OhNoNotAgain, #HereWeGoAgain, #ToHellWithPrinciples, #Needy, #LetsGo, #Bipolar?

Pizzookie, annairie, crishoni4280, meohmy, JodieT, AbbyPenguins and udid like this

My face works out great on radio

#DeeJay, #RadioHost, #WannaTuneIn?

creatorbeats, Czar, annairie, Lirpae.., GabiGabler, Ms_Ntlebi, udid, JodieT, RandomHero1981 and Pizzookie like this

Whenever life is good, don't question it

#LoveLife, #Indulge, #LifeIsGood, #BeHappy

janem803, FrankFilocamo, brody, chacenteno, UserOne, OwlCat, LASKYE, yashthanawala, daniel8a14, quesera and 29 others like this

reposted by ladyt17, funfundudu, funfundudu, wandarochelle, misa1104, tina47, tina47, truthseeker57, tina47, tina47 and 2 others

I actually outsmarted myself today

#CleverMe, #WorkAroundPrinciple, #AmEvil, #SoSmart, #SorryNotSorry, #LOL

Viciouse31, BEvans, Pizzookie, supermom, annairie, creatorbeats, swatchUSA, tablynne, ikyoulikey, JodieT and 1 other like this

reposted by Viciouse31 and fisherman

Have a child's open mind and spirit.

Keep watching with new eyes, ready to take on the world

#BeYourInnerChild, #OpenMind, #Spirit, #Life, #InspiredByLyrics, #SeventhWonder, #BlackParade

PRMolly, supermom, dor1316, Lirpae.., Luenchen, nash, Pizzookie, meohmy, RandomHero1981 and naina_eyez like this

It's the story of your life.

Be the author instead of a character.

#LifeStory, #TakeCharge, #DareToLive, #Don'tJustExsist, #AmWriting

lonelyscribe, deveshtulsi247, janem803, Vandtastic, WriTerrorism, somachmers73, UserOne, sunny71, curvema, Lina.alice and 44 others like this

reposted by sohacosm, JoAnn, juneocallagh, RandomHero1981, makalapua, procjeezy, girlnamedstan, daniellerostro and singhnandranie

Friction is what keeps us together

#Friction, #Needy, #SonOfABitch, #LoveHateRelation, #EquallyDestructive, #FriendsForLife, #FriendsWithBenefits?, #WeAreNotBipolar!, #Lov

PenSword72, nash, abe, BEvans, tablynne, Remus69, annairie, haiden_, Pizzookie, RandomHero1981 and 3 others like this

Why is it so hard to not instantaneously respond to your every message?

#HoldingBack, #BeingWise, #Don'tWantTo, #DoNotWantToIgnoreYou, #RestrainingMyself, #wanted, #badhabits

PenSword72, nash, abe, supermom, chelseajams, meohmy, haiden_, Pizzookie, foenix and JodieT like this

I've chosen not to participate in life today

#BeingLazyAndLovingIt, #PyjamaDay, #LazySunday, #lazy, #sunday, #SorryNotSorry

UserOne, beatrizlima98, Convo_Ray, eliane, Bettydent, truthseeker57, Alek, LeonoraColmor, juneocallagh, ikyoulikey and 23 others like this

reposted by pitaja, dor1316, monsieur, truthseeker57 and Convo_Ray

Misery loves company.

My company, apparently

#ugh, #ouch, #SoDone, #BodyStillHurts, #AndCatchingAColdTo, #JustFuckingAwesome, #DoesEpicBitchfaces

juliettebravo, PolhuntP, phuamaxx, haddock, swatchUSA, Deborah.A, UserOne, quesera, moggins, wendleworld and 17 others like this

reposted by cassieque92, freshjam and UserOne

If only you would respect my believes as much as I respect yours, we wouldn't be in this mess!

#religion, #believes, #respect, #annoying, #StopConvertingMe, #HaveSomeDecency

abe, haiden_, beautifulqueen, jonesygirl80, Pizzookie, Luenchen, niniel, ccz6ih, annairie, crishoni4280 and 2 others like this

I worked so hard on building my highway to hell, please just let me enjoy the ride

#PleasStopSavingMe, #HellboundAndHappy, #Moon-D, #or, #D-Mon, #LoveTheWarmClimates

perellano, yourijesse, abe, BEvans, tablynne, haiden_, jonesygirl80, sarcaSM, annairie, Czar and 3 others like this

reposted by domenich00 and yourijesse

You only need me when there's no one else left

#brutalhonesty, #lonely, #truth, #SadButTrue

bostonamy, anotherme, AndrewGscott, KisaNicole, PaolaChvz, takeaguess, maelwal, truthseeker57, newii, tablynne and 14 others like this

reposted by fisherman, truthseeker57, Jordon, sporerocket and sporerocket

It's not you...it's your taste in music!

Reposted from swatchUSA

#UltimateDealbreaker, #AwesomePost, #Musiclover, #PleaseLikeOriginal

haiden_, swaggalishes, annairie, supermom, abe, Ms_Ntlebi, RandomHero1981 and Lirpae.. like this

I need someone to give it to me long, hard and deep...

#NeedABackrubVeryBad, #ouch, #MyBackHurts, #PleaseHelp, #WillRetunTheFavor, @RandomHero1981, #ugh, #InPain, #Sore, #Desperate

PenSword72, NinaKirksen, abe, annairie, Ms_Ntlebi and RandomHero1981 like this

Today is all about waffles and rollercoasters

#waffles, #rollercoasters, #GoodTimes

abe, dor1316, haiden_, Takkie, annairie and Luenchen like this

I'm no Nerd!
The correct term would be Geek.

There's a huge difference you know

#Inspired, #by, @abe, #Nerd, #Geek, #DifferentSpecies, #geek

tablynne, the_king, haiden_, udid, meohmy, GabiGabler, annairie, JodieT, Ms_Ntlebi and abe like this

Got my mind together just in time to notice my body falling apart

#Aging?, #Ouch, #BrokenParts, #Hurt, #but, #still, #RefusingToGrowUp, @, @udid

BEvans, tablynne, haiden_, crishoni4280, meohmy, annairie, udid, JodieT, nash, foenix and 3 others like this

Please, stop behaving so good.
You're scaring me!

#(mis)behave, #StopThat, #WhatAreYouHiding, @annairie

ikyoulikey, ntun, nash, Czar, abe, meohmy, creatorbeats, supermom, Gabbem, Ms_Ntlebi and 3 others like this

If I wasn't in such a good mood, I would have kicked some serious ass by now...

#fuckers, #SoDone, #BiteMe, #KickingAss, #Bitches

haiden_, beautifulqueen, nash, spinman.tv, GabiGabler, Lirpae.., Ms_Ntlebi, meohmy, avant-garde, JodieT and 1 other like this

No pants...

No bra...

No shame...

Feels so good te be home!

#pants, #bra, #undressing, #Home, #NoShame, #HomeSweetHome, #needy, #horny, @wilfollowu, @annairie, #relieved, #SuchARelief, #badhabits

blucutie, Splinky, haiden_, kayla31, sebahockey, dor1316, beautifulqueen, menesesdiane, Czar, kj55 and 10 others like this

reposted by kayla31

I could make you feel so good, you might go to hell just for letting me

#FeelGood, #MightGoToHellForThis, #sex, #needy, #hell, #SorryNotSorry, #IDareYou

JMBis, sirskitten1, janem803, Vandtastic, BerlinGirl2014, mero1976, perellano, PenSword72, ellenicole, BEvans and 10 others like this

reposted by ellenicole, mero1976 and sirskitten1

Stop poking my soul!

It might wake up and you could never handle such dark wrath

#soul, #DarkSoul, #StopPokingMe, #wrath, #PutTheStickAway

PenSword72, BEvans, haiden_, bold, beautifulqueen, supermom, JodieT, annairie, abe, meohmy and 1 other like this

So many guilty pleasures too choose from...

#GuiltyPleasure, #SorryNotSorry, #guilty, #pleasure, #musiclover

menesesdiane, Remus69, JodieT, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie, haiden_, meohmy, abe and supermom like this

You left me hanging when I needed you most.
You broke my heart and tore my soul to shreds.
I remember the pain, some wounds are still not healed.

Today you're the one who's needy and crying so I will be there for you.
Just because I know how it feels to be hurt and lonely.

#YouTaughtMeWell, #hurt, #needy, #crying, #comfort, #alone, #WillBeThere, @JodieT, @naina_eyez, @jackass

PenSword72, feelingsorry, jackass, naina_eyez, purplegirl33, rhodesia, Luenchen, meohmy, supermom, JodieT and 1 other like this

reposted by feelingsorry

I'm shivering so bad my milkshake has turned to strawberry butter

#nervous, #shivers, #milkshake, @abe

haiden_, annairie, Gabbem, abe, swatchUSA, niniel and satan like this

Let me poke your fires, I'll ease the burning after I'm done

#firehose, #inspired, @RandomHero1981, @jakobking13

MONALOTS, haiden_, creatorbeats, JodieT, Ms_Ntlebi, RandomHero1981 and jakobking13 like this

Whatever
Whenever
Wherever

I'll be there
I'll do so
I'll ask none

Just for you
Just as I always did
Just as I'll always do

#MyFriend, #AlwaysBeThere, #JustForYou, #Poetic, #PartnersInCrime

PenSword72, ikyoulikey, Remus69, MONALOTS, haiden_, creatorbeats, Luenchen, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT, annairie and 2 others like this

One person's Angel,
is another's Demon

Reposted from Czar

#repost, #PleaseLikeOriginal

BEvans, Ms.Tt4L, haiden_, misterlab, supermom, Czar, udid, JodieT, nash, crishoni4280 and 4 others like this

I could be anything you (n)ever wanted and more

#That'sMe, #YourChoice

BEvans, Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT, Gabbem, misterlab, annairie, meohmy, 2schaa, crishoni4280, jaybyrd and 4 others like this

Hot and Pink, just the way I like it

#hot, #pink, #like, #ThatsTheWay

Luenchen, haiden_, annairie, meohmy, Slotter6, supermom, Mr_Kirkwood and Ms_Ntlebi like this

We're all pink on the inside

#pink, #secret, #inside, #pinkwednesday

janem803, bobbybuilder, dor1316, annairie, aehmpaeh, makalapua, niniel, nash, supermom and austinsthought like this

Let me force my righteous teachings upon your sinful soul.

I'll feel so much better!

#moral, #wrong, #religion, #soul, #righteous, #sinful, #indoctrination, #bullshit, #bully, #evil, #bullying, #hypocrisy

Czar, JodieT, Ms_Ntlebi, annairie, supermom, jaybyrd, beautifulqueen, crishoni4280 and RandomHero1981 like this

Even the butterflies
in my
stomach are
shitting bricks

#nervous, #anxious, #excited, @JodieT, @annairie

ikyoulikey, beautifulqueen, haiden_, jonesygirl80, supermom, annairie, Ms_Ntlebi, Luenchen, JodieT, crishoni4280 and 3 others like this

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

You evil, perverted psychopath!

#WelcomeToMyMind, #It'sMessyUpHere, #thinking, #thoughts, #pervert, #psychopath, #GreatMindsThinkAlike, #evil, @JodieT, @annairie, @jaybyr

crishoni4280, supermom, Czar, jaybyrd and JodieT like this

reposted by Czar

I enrolled in the gym's special needs program

#gym, #workout, #FeelingDisabled, #BrokenBody, #PutTogetherWrong, #special, #IAmSpecial, @PenSword72

meohmy, haiden_ and dor1316 like this

I'd love to hang out with that weird, awkward freak you once were, just for one last time.

So sad to hear you passed away and your soul became that of a boring and responsible adult

#ForOldTimesSake, #MissYou, #RefuseToGrowUp, #DeathToNormalcy, #RustInPeace, #eulogy

Vandtastic, LASKYE, blindfreddy, blucutie, ikyoulikey, steffymhs1, katiedorny, Czar, brucenjackie, bold and 11 others like this

reposted by RandomHero1981

Ripping out some of the wiring, doesn't mean you aren't still plugged in.

Reposted from anonymous

#repost, #PleaseLikeOriginal

purplegirl33, haiden_, Snuuzy, timtomdan, PenSword72 and annairie like this

Stop bothering me with your lack of interest

#AnnoyingIntern, #shutup, #interest, #don'tbother

haiden_, Ms_Ntlebi, abe, dor1316, annairie, juneocallagh and PenSword72 like this

Quit playing. Let's just
show and tell...

#truthordare, #showandtell

Bambii727, sirskitten1, Sirskitten, akku2730, janem803, FrankFilocamo, UserOne, petegutz2, desyr, sunny71 and 52 others like this

reposted by JodieT, Boldomatic, ChrisRota, maicfly, karinx2000, tina47, fisherman and FrankFilocamo

Come
over
and choose wisely

#truthordare, #ComeOver, #choose

haiden_, jonesygirl80, Ms_Ntlebi, supermom, PenSword72, ccz6ih, makalapua and JodieT like this

Your touch might soothe or instigate my urges...

Let's take a chance!

#touch, #urges, #needy, @JodieT

janem803, kolarg, mellie0707, ccz6ih, supermom, Ms_Ntlebi, abe and JodieT like this

Planet
of the
puddingbrains!

•12th Doctor

#DoctorWho, #Quote, #DeepBreath, #PeterCapaldi, #whovian, #12thDoctor, #DoctorAboutHumans, #Humans, #Earth

Jamille, Snuuzy, abe and Gabbem like this

reposted by Jamille

I hate being wrong in public.
Everybody, forget that happened!

•12th Doctor

#DoctorWho, #Quote, #DeepBreath, #PeterCapaldi, #whovian, #12thDoctor, @JodieT, @abe

Raeca, TARDIS, Snuuzy, abe, JodieT and timtomdan like this

You are the one that got away.

So am I.

Why do we keep coming back here?

Reposted from Moon-D

#relevant, #repost, #breakup, #PostedBeforeContest, #OneThatGotAway, #Rebound

purplegirl33, creatorbeats, abe, Luenchen, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, juneocallagh, timtomdan, RandomHero1981 and JodieT like this

Just made my first
picture-bold.

Feel somewhat dirty now.

#picture, #picturebold, #dirty, #weird, @Slotter6

crishoni4280, Babs_77, creatorbeats, RandomHero1981, JodieT and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Special of the day:
Chaos and mayhem with a side of disorder

#special, #chaos, #mayhem, #disorder, #TodaysSpecial

sirskitten1, PenSword72, Czar, Ms_Ntlebi, creatorbeats, haiden_, tk93, supermom, mylisa1970, JodieT and 5 others like this

Embrace
the
chaos...

@supermom, @Slotter6, #FromComment, #chaos, #LoveIt

sirskitten1, supermom, crishoni4280, makalapua, Slotter6, Ms_Ntlebi and JodieT like this

#Groot, #IamGroot, #gotg, #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy, #moviequote, #movie, #GuessWhatIDid

JodieT likes this

You are the one that got away.

So am I.

Why do we keep coming back here?

#TheOneThatGotAway, #why, #TheOne, #memories, #ProfoundBond, #breakup

janem803, kara.zorel, jcbatesy, MyM, dor1316, truthseeker57, annairie, Luenchen, kolarg, Czar and 2 others like this

reposted by Moon-D, Moon-D, truthseeker57 and Anveshi

Rest in Peace, Mrs. Doubtfire.

Reposted from RandomHero1981

purplegirl33, supermom, juneocallagh, swatchUSA, RandomHero1981, ACHunter, Luenchen, thinkbig, Ms_Ntlebi, niniel and 1 other like this

Failure leads to creativity.

There is nothing more inspiring than a massive fuck up.

#FuckUp, #Fail, #Failure, #creativity, #inspiration, #LetsFuckUpMoreOften, @Czar

PenSword72, only1alyssa, TerraNova, sxiiaziam, allisonrae, Czar, FoxxxyLaady.2, RandomHero1981, juneocallagh, Luenchen and 6 others like this

reposted by so.cerdafied, Czar and liad

Death
To
Normalcy!

•Misha Collins

#DeathToNormalcy, #quote, #MishaCollins, #GISHWHES

austinsthought, juneocallagh and haiden_ like this

GISHWHES 2014:
I learned to play the kazoo, made weird and epic artwork, fed the boyfriend with a leafblower, did a tweed porn scene, staged a newspaper boat ragatta, and that's not even half of it...

Miss it already.
Death to normalcy!

#gishwhes, #PicsAndVids, #OnTumblr&Facebook, #DeathToNornalcy, #RandomArt, #RandomActs

janem803, juneocallagh, crishoni4280 and JodieT like this

$The problem with latex is not the tightness, it's the taste...$

#latex, #tight, #taste, #ambiguous?, #literal, @PenSword72

juneocallagh and supermom like this

basically I'm just a webcam girl with awesome background music

#webradio, #radiohost, #webcam, #musiclover, #dj, #www.scratchfm.cc

supermom, Ms_Ntlebi, dezentunnormal, zefrances, RandomHero1981 and antonia1 like this

Let the fire of your imagination burn holes in the fabric of reality
so that the light of your fantasy can shine through

#we, #all, #burn, #LetThereBeLight, #fantasy, #imagination, #reality

Vandtastic, Ms.Tt4L, leefjones, PenSword72, kolarg, haiden_, Slotter6, Gabbem, rhinstrom, sohacosm and 7 others like this

reposted by leefjones, Ms.Tt4L and fisherman

One of my biggest fears is that this society might once make sense to me

#NotGonnaHappen, #society, #fear

FrogLegs, satan, PenSword72, haiden_, Gabbem, Babs_77, magicalwordsforyou, swatchUSA, RandomHero1981, JodieT and 2 others like this

I'll live without regret
and abstinence
but with a free spirited
open mind and heart

I'll take the beatings and all the blame
but will never stop dreaming and exploring

I'll make sure everything was worth it in the end

#poetic?, #PromiseToMyself, #LifeMantra, #eulogy?, #sin

AS12, purplegirl33, AnneZaar, supermom, juneocallagh, dor1316, PenSword72, lollip2, buglove, JodieT and 2 others like this

Sins are a christian thing, right?

Too bad, sounds like fun!

#sin, #religion, #chritianity, #wiccan, #evil?, #hellbound, @abe, #christianity, #christian, #faith, #NoOffense, @sohacosm

sohacosm, creatorbeats, abe, supermom, RandomHero1981 and JodieT like this

Rain is pouring
lightning crashes
as I hear the thunder roll.

Raging wild
outside my window
and inside my darkened soul.
I have no reason to fear either
and let these forces take control.

#poetic, #BadWeather, #Thunder, #lightning, #rain, #soul, #dark, #HeartSoup, #ForcesOfNature, #wiccan, @Slotter6, @haiden_, @JodieT

cissy, fuzuku, JodieT, Ms.Tt4L, Gabbem, ccz6ih, haiden_, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, supermom and 2 others like this

reposted by Moon-D

Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear my answer

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#inspired, #by, @loryane, #answer, #question, #WhyBother, #BeSure

janem803, purplegirl33, sohacosm, loryane, PenSword72, meyou10, supermom, swatchUSA and coco03 like this

Neighbourhood kid walks by our house while I was taking out the trash.
He looks at his mom and asks: "Mommy, is that the house where you said the weird people live?"
Me: "Yes, thanks for noticing dear"

Mother picks up pace while smiling nervously...

#lmao, #kids, #honest, #weird, #GottaLoveIt, #TrueStory, @swaggalishes, @purplegirl33

dor1316, PenSword72, AbbyPenguins, swatchUSA, coco03, Ms_Ntlebi, rhinstrom, Gabbem, fairytigress, swaggalishes and 1 other like this

reposted by swaggalishes

Awesome!
My errand run just turned into a wet t-shirt contest

#rain, #StayPositive, #Wet, #T-shirt, #optimistic, #awesome, @udid

udid, fairytigress, zefrances, robi316, PenSword72, RandomHero1981, annairie and JodieT like this

Dear Spawn of Satan,

You left something unholy in the toilet. Please remove the demon carcass as soon as possible....

Oh and spray after you...

Reposted from topbuzz

#repost, #PleaseLikeOriginal, #LaughedForAnHour

creatorbeats, topbuzz, JodieT, sohacosm and PenSword72 like this

Could you try to be an even bigger bitch?
I would love to have a puppy...

#bitch, #puppy, #animal, #KeepTrying

creatorbeats, Ms_Ntlebi, robi316, bold, Gabbem, supermom, JodieT and makalapua like this

So you think I'm weird?

That's ok, you'll be sure in a minute.

#weird, #TrueStory, #Don'tWorry, #Don't, #DoubtMe, #WeirdAndProud, @JodieT

Ziya, BiteSenior, ChrisRota, RentMix, Vandtastic, locupleto, SourceBlack, Lulu061680, mero1976, calabrok and 37 others like this

reposted by buglove, predobrev, beautifulqueen, bigdaddydubs, AbbyPenguins, stephie5992166, DarkBlack, maicfly, ozziesmith, stephie5992166 and 6 others

I think I don't know you from a place I've never been before, but I'm not sure yet

#dejavu, #weird, #WhoAreYou, #NotSure, #Iknowyou, #creepy, #remember

allieo27, abe, dor1316, haiden_, foenix, JodieT and magicalwordsforyou like this

I'm lost in music, will you come find me?

Reposted from Moon-D

#repost, #relevant, #webradio, #www.scratchfm.cc, #hosted, #by, #me, @buglove, @PenSword72, @RandomHero1981, #music, #musiclover, #rock, #met

ikyoulikey, haiden_, creatorbeats, magicalwordsforyou, Gabbem, buglove, makalapua, supermom, foenix, JodieT and 5 others like this

Cold drops are running down my hot, burning skin.

Come outside and get wet with me tonight.

#drops, #rain, #wet, #hot, #dotdotdot, #playtime

jonesygirl80, Ms_Ntlebi, supermom, Gabbem and PenSword72 like this

Having
champagne,
just to celebrate how awesome
we truly are

#and, #becaus, #I, #walked, #124miles, #200km, #LoveLife, #SelfLove, #LovingIt, #cheers, #booze

Gabbem, creatorbeats, Ms_Ntlebi, abe, haiden_ and PenSword72 like this

Home
Sweet
Vibrator

#sex, #wank, #lol, #HomeSweetHome, #vibrator, #been, #a, #while, #ComingHome, @RandomHero1981

Vandala, supermom, kj55, Gabbem, haiden_, Ms_Ntlebi, Takkie, RandomHero1981 and PenSword72 like this

#gaypride, #awarenessday, #at, #the, #four, #day, #marches, #Nijmegen, #Vierdaagse

jonesygirl80, supermom, TheUnknown, PenSword72 and haiden_ like this

I feel heavily molested by both mother nature and father time

#TooEarly, #tired, #ShortNight, #3am, #GoodMorning

udid, sohacosm, kj55, Ms_Ntlebi, foenix, JodieT, campino, supermom, buglove and PenSword72 like this

Alarmclock set at 2.30 am tomorrow for the first of four 50 km (31 mile) walks.

Not sure what's gonna hurt more...

#ShortNight, #LongWalk, #WillSuffer, #vierdaagse, #FourDayMarches, #nijmegen, #4D14

foenix, Ms_Ntlebi, PenSword72 and campino like this

Ever felt too small to make a difference?

Remember the impact of that one stealthy musquito in your tent

#campinglife, #lifequote, #motivator, #musquito

sohacosm, foenix, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Campinglife:
the best way to make you appreciate the smaller joys of this world like WiFi and hot showers

#campinglife, #joy, #wifi, #hotshower, #meh

Ms_Ntlebi, fairytigress, JodieT, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

Accidentally mistook my ouija board for a breadboard again.

Result: one hell of a damaged, vengeful spirit and flying baloney sandwiches...

#help, #ouija, #NotAgain, #AccidentsHappen, #ShortStory, #Run!, #Duck!, #WitchProblem, #balony, @jaybyrd

jaybyrd, sohacosm, hopeisinyou, JodieT and Gabbem like this

I could really use a hand right now...

#horny, #sex, #wank, #rub, #TicketToHell, #ambiguous, #OrNot, @PenSword72, @supermom

Vandala, Trixinfo, hopeisinyou, satan, kj55, Gabbem, Ms_Ntlebi, supermom, PenSword72, JodieT and 1 other like this

Cosplay, roleplay... same difference.

Cosplayers just have the courage to come out of the bedroom and step into the world.

#cosplay, #roleplay, #comingout, #bedroom, #CosplayProfilePic

Jamille, shirokarai, ACHunter, brody, Gabbem, supermom, buglove, PenSword72 and zefrances like this

Let me hold you, let me comfort you.
Tell me how bad it gets.

I don't care whether you're lonely or scared,
weary or hurt.

Whatever the cause, no matter the reason.
No one should carry a heavy heart alone.

#JustSaying, #BeingKind, #HeartSoup, #Hug, #Poetic, #Impulse, #ForThoseWhoNeedIt

dawn16, mojesty, ACHunter, Gabbem, supermom, JodieT, buglove, dor1316, fairytigress, zefrances and 2 others like this

reposted by mojesty

I had this horrible nightmare where my friends became boring, responsible grown-ups.

Then I realised I wasn't sleeping

#grownup, #adult, #boring, #RefuseToGrowUp, #help, #nightmare, #reallife, @RandomHero1981

satan, ACHunter, brody, PenSword72, swatchUSA, campino and JodieT like this

Guys, backup wanted!
I need weird and awesome teammembers for the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (GISHWHES)

Who wants to play with me?

www.gishwhes.com

#GISHWHES, #lookingforgroup, #wannaplay?, #play, #nevergrowup, #scavengerhunt

dor1316, ACHunter, Gabbem, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

My workday was all about finding hot spots but ended with a cold shower

#hot, #spot, #hotspot, #coldshower, #technicianslife, #working

ACHunter, campino, haiden_, supermom, JodieT, topbuzz, Gabbem, sohacosm, zefrances, predobrev and 2 others like this

It
hurts
so
good...

#ambiguous, #sm, #hmmmmm, #love, #hate, #hurt, #inspired, #by, @abe, @ACHunter, @PenSword72

satan, zefrances, ACHunter, PenSword72, haiden_, TheUnknown and supermom like this

I am a witch, don't push me.

Knocking me down is the easy part but
If you want me to stay there: bring serious backup!

#witch, #don't, #push, #me, #inspired, #by, #wiccan, #facebook, #page, #notathreat, #justapromise

zefrances, ACHunter, haiden_, PenSword72, supermom, Ms_Ntlebi and Gabbem like this

Yes, my door is always open.
Makes it easier to throw people out

#atwork, #office, #annoying, #colleagues, #fuckoff

petarrrrr, Vandtastic, Lulu061680, PolhuntP, rainy, nxdxa, Sunshine123, looolaa, brody, bbsboldness and 8 others like this

I am usually not the one to be bellyaching about anything, but sometimes it really hurts!

#bellyache, #hurts, #ouch, #sick, #aaaahw, @PenSword72, @JodieT

rudeamplitude likes this

This week is starting to feel like 5 mondays in a row...

#badday, #badweek, #meh, #monday, #mondays

bbsboldness, ACHunter, Ms_Ntlebi, allieo27, supermom, mylisa1970, haiden_ and PenSword72 like this

Any special requests?

Really, I'll do just about anything

#webradio, #requests, #dj, #radiohost, #whatever, #you, #want, @PenSword72, @magicalwordsforyou

satan, kj55, supermom, magicalwordsforyou, JodieT, PenSword72 and zefrances like this

It's a good day to stay in and play with my dolls.

So...where did I put those pins and needles again...?

#playtime, #dolls, @brody

Freezing, bold, Remus69, ACHunter, brody, Gabbem, supermom, haiden_, Luenchen, magicalwordsforyou and 1 other like this

Hot and humid...

Could be a stormy night

#weatherreport, #hot, #humid, #disambiguous, #dirtymind, @Gabbem, @PenSword72

magicalwordsforyou, SimonLauper, 27thAvenue, ACHunter, brody, antonia1, Deborah.A, jonesygirl80, zefrances, JodieT and 3 others like this

First I had to debug a debugger and now I am calibrating my calibrator

Just a regular day at the office

#nerdproblems, #techniciansproblems, #technic, #dayattheoffice, #oneofthosedays, #typo, @PenSword72, @ACHunter

brody, ACHunter, sohacosm, JodieT, PenSword72 and magicalwordsforyou like this

We have touched each others scars,
both inside and outside

That is what binds us forever

#bestfriends, #soulmate, #scars, #damaged, #macabre

somachmers73, mjandyal, magicalwordsforyou, ACHunter, TheUnknown, haiden_, Pesca, fairytigress, foenix, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

reposted by mjandyal

Sometimes when I'm out of reach and sometimes when I'm there

That is when our souls agree to join in solitaire

Sometimes when my will to love has gone away
That is when I hear your name

#lyrics, #Kamelot, #Solitaire, #love, #soulmate, #lovethatsong, #musiclover, @annairie

ACHunter, haiden_, PenSword72 and robi316 like this

Madness saved me from all of your average lies

Velsen-noord, Netherlands

#SongOfTheDay, #Elvenking, #TheLoser, #songlyrics, #lyric, #lyricoftheday, #true

magicalwordsforyou, lollip2, PenSword72 and creatorbeats like this

I'm a whole collection of cravings today

#craving, #whatever

Gabbem, ACHunter, mylisa1970, magicalwordsforyou, kj55, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

I am experiencing extreme clinomania today

#clinomania, #bed

ACHunter, zefrances, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Who needs happy pills if you got happy endings?

#happypill, #inspired, #by, @PenSword72, #wanking, #rubbing, #sex, #fairytale, #disambiguous, #yourchoice, @supermom

Vandala, heartbreaker83, magicalwordsforyou, haiden_, jonesygirl80, Gabbem, Pesca, fairytigress, Luenchen, ACHunter and 2 others like this

Find me on my live show @ www.scratchfm.cc
and I'll make you happy with your favourite rocksongs. No happy pills needed

#happypills, #selfpromotion, #shameful, #webradio, #starts, #at, #20.00, #C.E.T., #music, #dj

Slotter6, supermom, zefrances, creatorbeats, ACHunter and PenSword72 like this

Why a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell?

#music, #musiclover, #LedZeppelin, #AC/DC, #metal, #rock, #classic

belma., satan, mylisa1970, supermom, zefrances, ACHunter, fairytigress and PenSword72 like this

Accusing a pagan of worshipping Satan is like accusing an atheist of praying to god

#pagan, #witch, #satan, #worship, #god, #religion, #atheism, #inspired, #by, #dailywiccan, #webquote, @PenSword72

sirskitten1, bold, ACHunter, sohacosm, mylisa1970 and PenSword72 like this

I never realised how good wanking feels, until now

#wanking, #likes, #lol, #epiphany, @PenSword72

Pesca, supermom, magicalwordsforyou and PenSword72 like this

Woman in grocery store was touching and handling all the cucumbers, so I asked her: "What's wrong lady? Can't find your size?"

She actually got pissed. Can't imagine why

#truestory, #funny, #awkward, #cucumber, #groceries, #blabbermouth

no667, millemusen12, AaronB, llamabat, moshimoshi, ACHunter, Gabbem, PenSword72, NukeSkywalker, supermom and 4 others like this

You're hereby invited to my upcoming social experiment.

Uhm.... I mean party.

#social, #socialexperiment, #party, #people, #observing

zefrances, haiden_, PenSword72, Gabbem, allisonrae and ACHunter like this

I'm a modern day witch.

I fly vacuum cleaner instead of broomstick.

#witch, #prejudice, #stupidquestions, #broomstick, #modern, #appliances

abe, creatorbeats, ACHunter, supermom, robi316, magicalwordsforyou, Gabbem and PenSword72 like this

I consider becoming a pyrotechnician.

Anyone in need of a firestarter?

#pyro, #fire, #careerchange, #childhooddream, #dreamjob, #firestarter, @PenSword72

abe, Gabbem, PenSword72, fath.marie and robi316 like this

I'm gonna hug you so tight, all your broken parts will stick back together

Reposted from Moon-D

@haiden_, #repost, #relevant, #hugs, #hugging, #webquote, @JodieT

Ms.Tt4L, fairytigress, abe, allisonrae, PenSword72, ACHunter, sohacosm, haiden_ and TheUnknown like this

I know my way around the kitchen and bedroom, so basically I am foodporn

#kitchen, #bedroom, #foodporn, #sex, #food, @paulx

abe, sohacosm, ACHunter, topbuzz and supermom like this

I could really use a happy ending right now

#happyending, #ambiguous, #happy, #ending, #sex, #fairytale, #badday, #badweek, #needy, #craving, #storytelling, #feels, @paulx

Krisargent, MustBNiceLyfeJ, janem803, FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, KnightLancelot, Campo, mzh, UserOne, PennyLame and 19 others like this

reposted by ellenicole, ingenborg, FrankFilocamo and MustBNiceLyfeJ

We're broken and damned, but together we'll find a way

#lyrics, #volbeat, #lyricoftheday, #songoftheday, #we, #broken, #damned, #together

janem803, chipdicks, sofienyland, abe, Gabbem, ACHunter, PenSword72, Pesca, zefrances, robi316 and 1 other like this

I see them in every reflection

#horrorstory, #sixwordstory, #reflection

riles, Czar, zefrances, ACHunter, sarcaSM and lollip2 like this

Sometimes I miss the heartless bitch I once pretended to be

#feels, #mixedemotion, #heartless, #bitch, #pretend, #fuck!

abe, PenSword72, zefrances and ACHunter like this

So... we're all mumbling now?

#mumbling, #muble, #insteadofcomment

abe, jmax67, AnneZaar, Czar, PenSword72, robi316, ACHunter and lollip2 like this

*add 3 random cursewords of your liking*

+ FUCK!

#badday, #badweek, #fuck, #cursing, #bloodyhell, #rebus, @PenSword72, @Gabbem

abe and PenSword72 like this

Consciousness and
verticality
are
heavily
overrated

#sleep, #ineedmoresleep, #tires, #naptime, #tooearlyforsleeping, #insomnia, #crash, @annairie, @abe, #tired

annairie, dor1316, abe, PenSword72, lollip2, kj55, ACHunter and JodieT like this

Oh baby, let me stay your alley cat...

#lyrics, #lovethatsong, #song, #alleycat, #SeventhWonder

abe, bold, JodieT, ACHunter, sohacosm and PenSword72 like this

If only you could see the world through my eyes for once, you'll be wondering for days

#WelcomeToMyWorld, #world, #wondering, #PointOfView, #eyes

abe, ACHunter, Gabbem, PenSword72, sohacosm and Pesca like this

Stop trying to fix me

I enjoy being broken

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#fixing, #broken, #h#thatsme, #philosophy, @PenSword72, @Deborah.A, @Czar

FrankFilocamo, kara.zorel, Campo, mero1976, liliththunder, RandomHero1981, newii, Slotter6, hebdifescht, dor1316 and 7 others like this

reposted by Deborah.A and mero1976

Count your deeds,
instead of your days

#CarpeDiem, #MementoMori, #deeds, #days, #philosophy, #wordsofwisdom

abe and PenSword72 like this

True Love:
I asked her to hold my balls while I was working the hotdog...

#meatballs, #hotdog, #Ikea, #truelove, #sex, #sorrynotsorry

whipssmarts, abe, SimonLauper, ACHunter, Gabbem, kj55, robi316, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

Goodness, gracious!
Great balls of...

...something

#meatballs, #loosely, #inspiredby, #JerryLeeLewis, #and, #TopGun, #misquote, #movieqoute, #lyric

abe, ACHunter, kj55, robi316, lollip2, bold and PenSword72 like this

Let's stay up all night and make up our dreams

#Inspired, #by, #the, #song, #"midnight, #kings", #Magnum, #dreams, #stayup, #midnightkings, #friends, #love, #sleepless

abe, Gabbem, ACHunter, robi316, lollip2, PenSword72 and sarcaSM like this

Je t'adore
Shut a window

I don't care

•The Mask

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#moviequote, #themask, #french, #english, #UseFrenchAccent, #love, #jet'adore, #language, @lenamichel

avant-garde, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

You chose a bad day to pick a fight with the wrong person

#shitday, #crap, #leave, #me, #alone, #sonofabitch

dor1316, zefrances, Babs_77 and PenSword72 like this

Get your hands out of your pants
...and into mine...

#inspired, #by, @PenSword72, #hands, #pants, #ride, #sex, @supermom

Vandala, PenSword72, supermom and zefrances like this

This whole week I've been asked to show my ID whenever I went for a booze run.
Every single day!

I'm starting to think I have a serious aging problem...

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#booze, #age, #wine, #beer, #drinks, #ID

Moon-D, dor1316, meerstern, PenSword72, Babs_77, swatchUSA and zefrances like this

Murphy's law for technicians:

• Unbreakable parts will
• Interchangeable parts won't

#murphyslaw, #technician, #technical, #parts

zefrances and PenSword72 like this

Let
me
feed
your
dirty
mind

#sex, #dirtymind

Vandala, roshierman, ellenicole, supermom, zefrances, Babs_77 and PenSword72 like this

reposted by TinaLittle

I just came out as a sapiosexual...

Talk nerdy to me!

#sex, #sapiosexual, #nerd

supermom, vanessakje, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

At some point we're all part of what went wrong.

#thatslife, #getoverit, #philosophy, #wrong, #right, #lifequote

Babs_77, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

#AliceCooper, #Poison, #Lyric, #love, #Lust, #Hurt

Sunny2000, mjf, PenSword72, zefrances and Babs_77 like this

I'm gonna hug you so tight, all your broken parts will stick back together

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#hug, #love, #comfort, #broken, #foundontheweb, #unknownquote, @annairie

janem803, GetShitDone, karthikverses, ranjithbantu, ms_c_pavia, panzo64, blucutie, annairie, niniel, rhinstrom and 5 others like this

reposted by Moon-D, infamousifall and cluv1

By the power infested in me, I declare thee royally screwed!

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#royal

supermom, zefrances, lollip2 and PenSword72 like this

My neighbours listen to some bloody awesome music!

I leave them no choice...

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#musiclover, #rock, #metal, #neighbours, #music, #foundontheweb

Alexjan2000, dor1316, PenSword72, oisin35, zefrances and swatchUSA like this

Sweet nightmares...

May my flight of demons keep you warm and sort of save 'til first light hurts your eyes

#night, #sweetnighmares, #sleeptight, #dream, #nightmare, #demon

PenSword72, foenix and zefrances like this

I go crazy making burgers and pie...
I'm starting to believe I was an American diner in a past life.

#cooking, #burgers, #pie, #foodporn

Gabbem, SEOlaf, PenSword72, swatchUSA and zefrances like this

reposted by SEOlaf

Nasty sex and cheap wine, or the other way around.
Good times either how.

#weekend, #sex, #wine, #booze, #enjoy, #goodtimes, #lovelife

Vandala, mjf, zefrances, ACHunter and PenSword72 like this

If I woke up in the morning and nothing would hurt, I would panic and think I was dead

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#basedupon, #unknownquote, #foundoninstagram, #pain, #life, #dead, #philosophy

ACHunter and zefrances like this

Watching the shit carefully sneak up on the fan

#shit, #shithitsthefan, #monday

dor1316, Czar, zefrances, PenSword72, ACHunter, bold and satan like this

Real life seems so boring after a day of cosplay.
Let's get back to my fantasies...

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#cosplay, #fantasy, #geek, #reallife

Jamille, supermom, zefrances, Gabbem, ACHunter, PenSword72 and lollip2 like this

So I just hid some playboys in the garden. Happy easter, baby!

#bunny, #easter, #playboy

chipdicks, guggigirl and zefrances like this

Yes, I am an actual living, breathing, walking, talking mindfuck. Pleased to meet you.

#mindfuck, #weird, #pleasedtomeetyou, #hello

guggigirl, ACHunter and zefrances like this

Yes, sometimes I drink to forget but I never forget to drink

#drink, #weekend, #cheers, #drinking

amywsbee, DavidTuner, supermom, Pesca, guggigirl, zefrances, ACHunter, aehmpaeh and PenSword72 like this

"Quote" ..."Unquote"

Make up your mind already!

Reposted from anonymous

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#misquote, #repostingmyself, #quote

shane52, ACHunter, satan, zefrances and PenSword72 like this

We already have birth control, so I guess the next logical step would be bitch control

#hormones

satan and ACHunter like this

I'm lost in music, will you come find me?

#music, #musiclover

desyr, anonymous, hensch, newii, Pesca, swatchUSA, zefrances, antonia1 and ACHunter like this

reposted by Moon-D

Yes I am that geeky, evil, awkward, freaky lady you've been waiting for

#thatsme

Sirskitten, ACHunter, PenSword72 and lollip2 like this

Let's be fancy this weekend and get drunk on wine with corks instead of caps...

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#wine, #drunk, #weekend, #fancy, #party

kj55 and PenSword72 like this

Yeah, let's have our own special day just to point out how equal we really are

#womansday, #bullshit, #equality

swatchUSA and ACHunter like this

I am as bold as my pink leopard socks

#socks, #francisetsonami

ACHunter, bold and swatchUSA like this

I never tell little white lies, just big black truths

Reposted from Moon-D

#uglytruth, #repostingmyself

udid, guggigirl, ACHunter, PenSword72 and swatchUSA like this

A great day to wear my evil smile with matching nasty streak

#evil, #smile, #favourite, #accessories

sophh, Pesca, ACHunter, sarcaSM and zefrances like this

I'm not just a single... consider me an extended play

#singleandproud, #musiclover

udid, ACHunter, PenSword72 and zefrances like this

I just know I'm gonna love the valentines presents I got me!

#singleandproud

swatchUSA and ene like this

Being weird is just a side effect of being awesome

#weird, #awesome, #unknownquote

voldigoad, Drakonan, Ms.Turtle, SINANDONMEZ, roosterbear, JulieanneS, atheist, locupleto, BoldDelight, Boldomatic and 62 others like this

reposted by dnewman, GaryFarrelly, jade1679, mel.j.brown, rmax62, RandomHero1981, Deborah.A, buglove, buglove, Carolapigen and 10 others

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes!

#doctorwho, #fourthdoctor, #childish, #grown, #up

TARDIS, ElfiEdel, scottluper, Gabbem and swatchUSA like this

A perfectly useable set of 24 hours wasted on total and utter bullshit.. Oh how I love sundays!

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#sunday, #wasteoftime, #lovelife

petegutz2, OnlineGuy, JulieanneS, MarcellaA, locupleto, Ziya, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy, EmilyHeller, BoldDelight and 21 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, leckerpixel, fcukay, frontliner_311, Imre, nasha883, Boldomatic and crftmgk

I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile...

...and then walk into a pole

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

mjf, tessakaylene, hallowelt and swatchUSA like this

Politically incorrect?

I would prefer the term socially misunderstood

#politicallyincorrect, #misunderstood

Slotter6, rudeamplitude, supermom, Deborah.A, J.Bravo, anneanne, kj55, Viciouse31, hallowelt and hebdifescht like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Let's go and get lost tonight

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#adventure, #getlost, #live

soyy, hallowelt, scottluper, sarcaSM, ElfiEdel, Gabbem and PenSword72 like this

I predict you'll be the victim of a horrible self-fulfilling prophecy in the near future

#crystalball

aarond, bold and PenSword72 like this

reposted by aarond

I see...
I see...
I see...

you definetley lost your marbles

#crystalball

sarcaSM and PenSword72 like this

- making a list
- checking it twice
- gonna find out who's naughty or nice
- sees you when you're sleeping
-knows when you're awake

NSA employee of the year!

#xmad, #santa

juneocallagh, allisonrae, lollip2, Gabbem, MeMyselfAnd..I, unflat, kj55, PenSword72 and naninigiri like this

The only x-rated event you're supposed to share with your family

#xmad

sarcaSM, lollip2, Gabbem, kj55, PenSword72, dAn, naninigiri and Czar like this

#xmad

FrankFilocamo, Nypholus, AnneZaar, soyy, allisonrae, sarcaSM, aehmpaeh, kj55, PenSword72, dAn and 2 others like this

reposted by Moon-D

Yes, of course I know who you are... I just chose not to care about that

#celebrity

Aelin, AnneZaar, zefrances, scottluper, Pesca, eiru, Babs_77, kj55, Lirpae.., Gabbem and 2 others like this

The bold are the beautiful

#boldstory

kj55, swatchUSA and _Nathalie_ like this

Excuse my boldness...?

Never!

#boldstory

supermom, allisonrae, kj55, Samwell, lollip2, PenSword72, bold and _Nathalie_ like this

I chick

You chick

We chicken

#chicken

mjf, crystalD, hallowelt and swatchUSA like this

Listen to your heart. It will give rythm to your life

#heart, #rythm, #life, #philosophy, #music

ElfiEdel, swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

I'll treat you to a trick alright...

#halloween, #trickortreat

swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

Don't mistake my kindness for weakness ever again

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#kindness, #weakness

PenSword72 likes this

Sometimes I'm so freakishly annoying towards myself that I leave me no choice but to intervene and make sure I'm not making myself crazy

#crazy, #mps, #memyselfandi, #selfreflection

PenSword72 likes this

People complimented my halloween outfit today...

Shouldn't have gone out without make up

#halloween

Czar, swatchUSA, PenSword72 and bold like this

Halloween?

No, I'm a witch all year long

#halloween, #witch

Czar, swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

I never tell little white lies, just big black truths

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#whitelies, #lie, #truth, #black, #white, #whitelie

GetShitDone, dangermike, unluckyninja, mjandyal, Zaan01, TheUnknown, supermom, kateelgar, AnneZaar, mjf and 4 others like this

reposted by Moon-D, amandalynnm, exodus65, Zaan01 and mjandyal

Sometimes

you've just got te be kind, to be cruel

Schalkwijk, Netherlands

#proverb, #kindness, #cruelty, #notsoserious, #wordplay

PenSword72 likes this

Unpacked my groceries. Got blamed for product placement

#productplacement, #contest

bold, PenSword72 and swatchUSA like this

Alchohol won't solve your problems!

Neither will milk...

#alchohol, #weekend, #milk

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bitchcraft

#bitchcraft, #americanhorrorstory, #bitch

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Devil worshipping?

Yes, he still serenades me every night...

#devilworship, #devil, #religion, #worship, #notsoserious, #boldomatic

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Reality?

Check!

Have fun...

...or try dying

Ijmuiden, Netherlands

#fun, #proverb

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