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I love seeing stuck up girls from back in the day built like the high school cafeteria lunch lady now.

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Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed with a lot of shit.

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If cursing like a motherfucker burned calories, i'd weigh like six fucking pounds.

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Parents in 2022:
Text me when your on your way there.
Text me when you get there.
Text me the names of the kids who are there.
Text me when youre coming home.

Parents in the 70s & 80s:
Bye.

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Its amazing how fast your mood will change once you sit on a wet toilet seat.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what i'm doing while i'm doing it.

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