pasquale85's Posts

Wir alle sind systemrelevant.

Denn wir SIND das System.

Krisargent, maritzebill, TimBuktu, MyM, suingomat and ThemeSubject like this

Geschäftemachen und der Reichtum kann den Menschen nicht volle Zufriedenheit geben. Und jene, die in einem gewissen Lebensabschnitt ihre ganze Energie ins Geldmachen stecken, werden eines Tages merken, daß dies nicht die Antwort auf ihr Leben ist.
- Dalai Lama-

LazyWorker, karlokoenig, TimBuktu and MyM like this

Solidarität kennt keine Grenzen

eulekauzig, guggigirl, DasPlatt and MyM like this

Intelligenz ist die Fähigkeit, sich dem Wandel anzupassen

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Krisargent, Sherry89, JMBis, eulekauzig, blackboxmagic and JodieT like this

Ich Minimalis
muss gar nix

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In den Ferien Ferien planen

Krisargent and bold like this

Act local,
think
global

Krisargent, hanna1, iam_diran and swatchUSA like this

Sind Fleischesser Tier-Rassisten?

bold likes this

stupid men build walls, smart men build brigdes

#looptroop, #promoe

Krisargent, tombligo, hanna1, perellano, thewiseguy75, Kush_Le, renesbold, Fionacatherine, MyM and Ziya like this

Mein liebstes Klingelschild

G. Wegmann

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Zeit haben ist das neue reich sein

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reposted by hanna1

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reposted by GeneratedName

www.loser.com

idiomatic, emiledi77, Orkid, guggigirl, PenSword72, juneocallagh, Vandtastic and Sunshine123 like this

herms3000 du alti tanznudle

#live

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#live

Krisargent, GrummMell, Parole, emiledi77, niemo, revolte42, Blackjackuar, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

#live

Krisargent, GrummMell, Yakooza, niemo, Blackjackuar and PenSword72 like this

Minibar isch nöd dini Bar

#live

tombligo, GrummMell, -Juliane-, Pesca, niemo, Blackjackuar and guggigirl like this

Lebe dein Ändern

#live

Krisargent, niemo, Blackjackuar, Dwell, saramella, HelterSkelter and guggigirl like this

#live

Dwell, guggigirl and DonSpaccafurnu like this

You only live 1

Krisargent, emiledi77, HelterSkelter, DonSpaccafurnu and jaybyrd like this

Sometimes the wrong train can take us to the right place

#PauloCoelho

Krisargent, Sherry89, tombligo, janem803, emiledi77, Jasminepearls, stefan_noth, guggigirl, Shea, Ziya and 6 others like this

#kohsamui

MaScho, PenSword72, niemo, campino and jaybyrd like this

#kohsamui

MaScho, PenSword72, niemo, campino and jaybyrd like this

YOU ARE HEAVY IN ORDNUNG.

Krisargent, Sherry89, emiledi77, Shea, kemooo, jonesygirl80, PenSword72, HelterSkelter, campino, Luenchen and 2 others like this

Think
less
do more

Krisargent, janem803, emiledi77, walkabout, Shea, Parole, jaybyrd, guggigirl, swatchUSA and ManuTiger like this

Zum Glück stellt Puma keine Kondome her!

Shea, emiledi77, niemo, Loupi4614, DJZoJ, Luenchen and stargater like this

the beer side of life

Shea, emiledi77, purplechill, nano560, meohmy, kuchekesha, Sunshine123, UserOne, niemo and jaybyrd like this

Shared euch zum Teufel

#hihi

Sherry89, emiledi77, perellano, tommitomsen, schoenerlesen, Orkid, guggigirl, Kiks, niemo, emma-freitag and 3 others like this

Forget shit and move on

janem803, emiledi77, purplechill, dor1316, Kiks, meohmy, JodieT, debby87, juneocallagh, kuchekesha and 6 others like this

In einer gerechteren Welt würde eine Altenpflegerin genauso viel Lohn erhalten wie ein Bundesligaprofi.

#barbara.

debby87, Dwell, Orkid, jonesygirl80, stefan_noth, Parole, Kiks, kuchekesha, campino, niemo and 3 others like this

Es ist ein Leben und ein Gehen

-Juliane-, debby87, Parole, emma-freitag, guggigirl, PenSword72 and niemo like this

JE SUIS

SICK OF THIS SHIT

#PrayForBelgium

debby87, Parole, purplechill, DasPlatt, puzzlii, brandmarc, meohmy, lottadrama, richardNUFC, JodieT and 8 others like this

Treffen sich 2 Träume.

Beide platzen.

#Patrick, #Salmen

Sherry89, -Juliane-, debby87, Dwell, cs2207, revolte42, guggigirl, renesbold, Kiks, niemo and 3 others like this

Hinterfrag alles!

"Warum?"

Sherry89, debby87, cs2207, Parole, porsche86, tommitomsen, niemo, revolte42, campino, Kiks and 4 others like this

Abstimmen ist wie menstruieren. Bisschen unangenehm, aber wenn man's macht, kommt in Zukunft wenigstens nichts total Anstrengendes auf einen zu.

#Hazel, #Brugger

-Juliane-, debby87, cs2207, guggigirl, d1d1d1, bold and dAn like this

Rasierer
=
Hipsterkiller

PenSword72, guggigirl, jonesygirl80, swatchUSA, Parole, campino, kaylababy and niemo like this

trumpdonald.org

trumpdonald.org

#bestsiteever

sis, PenSword72, barbaresco, dor1316, abe, jaybyrd, guggigirl, swatchUSA and Pesca like this

In den großen Momenten deines Lebens bist du allein.

Socke aus 3 Metern präzise in den Wäschekorb geworfen.

Kein Publikum, kein Applaus.

debby87, Parole, Sunshine123, Pesca, PenSword72, campino, aehmpaeh, renesbold, stefan_noth, guggigirl and 2 others like this

Gesundheit ist nicht alles.

Aber ohne Gesundheit ist alles nichts.

debby87, hensch, Parole, Sunshine123, PenSword72, nash, swatchUSA, Lirpae.. and campino like this

I think
i spider

debby87, cs2207, sis, hensch, Parole, tommitomsen, Sunshine123, meohmy, niemo, sunny71 and 4 others like this

"Da lässt man einmal was fallen und ist gleich seinen Job los..."

Helga (35), Hebamme

upupandaway, eulekauzig, hanna1, Kiks, prubton, debby87, Arisa, hensch, renesbold, stefan_noth and 9 others like this

reposted by campino

Hinterher ist man nicht immer klüger.

Manchmal ist man hinterher auch einfach ärmer, oder überfressen oder betrunken oder schwanger.

-Juliane-, debby87, PenSword72, Parole, hensch, tommitomsen, porsche86, KnightofSIAL, _Nathalie_, nash and 5 others like this

Chuck Norris tankt nicht.

Das Auto fährt aus Respekt.

Reepicheep, PueppiRazza, debby87, cs2207, renesbold, Kiks, fotonobile, Luenchen, guggigirl, juneocallagh and 4 others like this

Lebe im Bier und jetzt

debby87, hensch, tommitomsen, emma-freitag, InYourFace, Sunshine123, emma86, campino, KnightofSIAL, renesbold and 6 others like this

reposted by supervania_ZH

Habe meine Freundin zum Einkaufen geschickt.

Gibt wahrscheinlich wieder Stiefel zum Abendessen.

Sherry89, -Juliane-, debby87, cs2207, stargater, InYourFace, Tanschyy, renesbold, KnightofSIAL, kultakala and 7 others like this

reposted by supervania_ZH

vielleicht wird alles vielleichter

GeneratedName, Jannek, mzh, hensch, KnightofSIAL, dangermike, niemo, MaScho, gregor3865, cinderellaaxy and 13 others like this

reposted by MaScho, SaltyLou and GeneratedName

cs2207, _Nathalie_, lottadrama, Kiks, KnightofSIAL, Luenchen, Sunshine123 and maya_m like this

In der Schule lernst du gar nichts, außer aufhören zu träumen.

hensch, stefan_noth, foenix, niemo, PenSword72, jonesygirl80 and mir-jam like this

Ich liebte ein Mädchen bei Instagram, bis sie ohne Filter nach Hause kam

#Fettes, #Brot

Sherry89, tombligo, cs2207, fotonobile, stefan_noth, sunny71, renesbold, guggigirl, Kiks, _Nathalie_ and 3 others like this

Ich hatte Geld, war reich und sah extrem gut aus.

Dann klingelte der Wecker.

MAX__MAX, hallowelt, ZeepBella, fotonobile, kultakala, ernstrose, stefan_noth, fruitgarden, renesbold, Sunshine123 and 10 others like this

Karma is a bitch

Only if you are

Krisargent, janem803, jaybyrd, Qball, meohmy, PenSword72 and Jamille like this

Happiness is an inside job

Krisargent, Sherry89, janem803, sis, locupleto, dor1316, jaybyrd and meohmy like this

Ein weiser Mann hat einmal gesagt:

"Selbstverständ-lich, Schatz"

tommitomsen, ernstrose, larasbow, DJZoJ, KnightofSIAL, fantastisch, PenSword72 and niemo like this

Krieg führen für den Frieden bringt soviel wie Kiffen gegen Heißhunger

#barbara.

_Nathalie_, stefan_noth, niniel, maritzebill, lottadrama, jonesygirl80, Parole and SimonLauper like this

Die gefährlichste aller Weltanschauungen ist die der Leute, welche die Welt nie angeschaut haben

#drlima, #humboldt

Parole, nurja, Sunshine123, niemo, jugglechan, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

Wie nennt
man ein mittelmässiges Solarium?

Solalalarium

#Ultraflach

tombligo, upupandaway, tommitomsen, MaScho, DasPlatt, el_medrano, bold, Parole, david71, fantastisch and 12 others like this

Beim Erschaffen des Menschen:

Assistent: " Und, ist der gut so?"
Gott: "Mach noch einen kleinen Zeh dran."
Assistent: "Wofür?"
Gott: "Für die Möbel."
Assistent: "Möbel?"
Gott: "Vertrau mir, das wird lustig."

Sherry89, DasPlatt, jugglechan, Kaazaar, david71, paullam, Izzy, fruitgarden, DJZoJ, porsche86 and 7 others like this

Ich nehme es ernster als Ernst

Parole, PenSword72, guggigirl, DJZoJ, niemo, Sunshine123 and haddock like this

All we have is now

Krisargent, janem803, sis, ErikSmit, Qball, guggigirl, meohmy, Sunshine123, avant-garde and sunny71 like this

Das B in Pegida steht für Bildung

Parole, guggigirl, MaScho, Luenchen, KnightofSIAL, ernstrose, niemo, creatorbeats, campino and mizim like this

#3years

Krisargent, sis, Parole, swatchUSA, phuamaxx, jaybyrd, UserOne, Kiks, campino and Qball like this

The
Schawinski Code

Tanascha, Parole, guggigirl, A.M., Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

All we need
is less

Davidmayhem, Qball, jaybyrd, meohmy, guggigirl and sunny71 like this

Irgendwo auf der Welt fragt sich ein Strand traurig, warum ich nicht auf ihm liege.

DasPlatt, lc.ssbch, niniel, Lirpae.., Yakooza, PenSword72, sunny71, hallowelt, campino and mir-jam like this

#Periode

renesbold, guggigirl and mir-jam like this

Oh!

Schon Bier Uhr

Parole, saramella, lc.ssbch, barbaresco, campino, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

Während du sprichst jongliert in meinem Kopf ein Affe mit Bananen

Sherry89, tommitomsen, Demetrius, haddock, Pesca, sunny71, campino, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

Macht ein Antichrist aus Wein Wasser?

tetest, SimonLauper, barbaresco and Babs_77 like this

#denglish

JMBis, PullAFinger, Jannek, anih, pascal_stu, drikkes, Tanascha, renesbold, jaybyrd, emma86 and 9 others like this

reposted by PullAFinger

Schlafenden Nazis Rastas ankleben.

Reposted from DasPlatt

fruitgarden, melissa0910s, bold, kiamisdeluxe, campino and sunny71 like this

Konfuzius sagt:

"Erst wenn eine Mücke auf deinen Hoden landet wirst du lernen Probleme ohne Gewalt zu lösen."

Jannek, luca2048, jugglechan, baerble, upupandaway, campino, PenSword72, fruitgarden, niniel and guggigirl like this

Let's go to Dismaland

#Banksy, #Hero

emma86, Miloklaas, leah.kenyon, guggigirl, PenSword72, jaybyrd, meohmy and BirgitH like this

Hello, i'm the Klapperstorch.

I put the babies in the ladies.

Saint Gallen, Switzerland

#Hazel, #Brugger

renesbold, fruitgarden, guggigirl, Luenchen, niniel and jaybyrd like this

Tausche Nazi gegen Flüchtling

#electionplegde

pdcleves, Tanya, ebonny, mehr and sunny71 like this

Multiple eargasms

#festival, #openair, #littledragon, #sohn, #binkbeats, #mariboustate

ebonny, Kiks, jonesygirl80, PenSword72, Jamille, Lirpae.., Luenchen, campino, dAn and jaybyrd like this

Ich kam, sah,

und vergass, was ich wollte

guggigirl, savior-vivre, MaScho, haddock and Aaliyah42 like this

Sport gibt dir das Gefühl, dass du nackt besser aussiehst.

Tequila übrigens auch.

kultakala, stefan_noth, Tanascha, mir-jam, lovemychouchou, Lirpae.., puzzlii, emma-freitag, campino, hallowelt and 4 others like this

Nazis essen heimlich Döner

boldolicious, seppowitch, Kacy, Lirpae.., sunny71, Krimi63, _Nathalie_ and bold like this

Yeah, ich durfte für watson die Tasten bedienen!

www.facebook.com

dAn, _Nathalie_, guggigirl and Lirpae.. like this

Wer nicht tanzen will ist indiskotabel!

fckbadmusic, ebonny, againandagain, guggigirl, emma-freitag, sarcaSM, Kiks, sunny71, ErikSmit, SimonLauper and 1 other like this

I'm not fat.

I'm Bold.

_Nathalie_, dAn, littleape, Kiks, ManuTiger, StellaStella, SimonLauper, timothy21, JodieT, meohmy and 2 others like this

In einer Beziehung.

Mit dem Ventilator.

_Nathalie_, guggigirl, sarcasm_only, foenix, haddock and Aaliyah42 like this

Kiks, stargater, sarcasm_only, foenix and Aaliyah42 like this

Ich bin nicht alt, ich bin vintage.

_Nathalie_, kultakala, ebonny, jonesygirl80, guggigirl, cintiakimura, stefan_noth, PenSword72, Tanascha, emma-freitag and 1 other like this

don't look back in anger

#noel

_Nathalie_, martaquadrata, ebonny, ninet, juneocallagh, mng, Krimi63, JodieT, Qball, sarcasm_only and 8 others like this

DIES IST EIN

KETTENBOLD

----------------------
PLEASE REPOST

Reposted from campino

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Ironie lässt sich am besten durch 15 jährige Mütter definieren, die Schutzhüllen für ihre Smartphones haben.

hensch, baerble, Kiks, puzzlii, campino, sarcasm_only and aehmpaeh like this

Scheißegal ist ein geiles Gefühl!

BlackOutBerlin, hensch, saramella, stefan_noth, jonesygirl80, _Nathalie_, niniel, Kiks, no667, sarcasm_only and 1 other like this

It takes nothing to join the crowd.

It takes everything to stand alone.

janem803, hensch, mrsa, Proceline, jaybyrd, JodieT, belma., ZeepBella, ManuTiger, no667 and 5 others like this

Mit Gefühlen ist es wie mit Alkohol.

Irgendwann hat der Körper sie abgebaut.

hensch, mrsa, Tanascha, kultakala, belma., emma-freitag, no667 and sarcasm_only like this

Raab beendet seine TV-Karriere.

Die grosse Frage ist jetzt: Wer kriegt das Sorgerecht für Elton?

#Harald, #Schmidt

hensch, A.M., Yakooza, campino, renesbold, antonia1, sarcasm_only and Kiks like this

Logik wird dich von A nach B bringen.

Phantasie wohin du willst.

JMBis, tombligo, eulekauzig, comanzatara, -Juliane-, michi26, hanna1, Ghostdog, Jannek, Dwell and 23 others like this

reposted by boldolicious, jugglechan, dercarlos, laralotta, quasl, Angela1, schoenerlesen and blaujongi

Chill die Basis

hensch, jonesygirl80, StellaStella, guggigirl, Kush_Le, sarcasm_only and belma. like this

Lasst uns alle einen Moment schweigen und dankbar sein,

dass Spinnen nicht fliegen können.

luca2048, Tanascha, kultakala, m_anka, beesmoove, swatchUSA, _Nathalie_, InYourFace, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

Und wie war's gestern?

"Gut."

Hammer, wenn du erzählst habe ich das Gefühl mitdabei gewesen zu sein.

BlackOutBerlin, Tanascha, hallowelt, sandy_396, saramella, Pesca, emma86, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA, no667 and 5 others like this

Zuhause ist da, wo man den Lichtschalter auch im Dunkeln findet

hensch, m_anka, Kiks, puzzlii, guggigirl, Smilieangel, BirgitH, foenix, campino, swatchUSA and 2 others like this

Grillwurstdurst

hensch, Lirpae.., Romansp, guggigirl, campino, niniel, Luenchen and sarcasm_only like this

hensch, Romansp, guggigirl, niniel, Luenchen and sarcasm_only like this

To be a bee or not to be a bee

hensch, PenSword72, jaybyrd, Jamille, Qball, juneocallagh and sarcasm_only like this

I'm going to donate blood since today

#togetheragainstleukemia

juneocallagh, dor1316, Qball, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA, meohmy, makalapua, timothy21, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

Fuck you cancer, seriously!

#togetheragainstleukemia

juneocallagh, shafaagh, Qball, Lirpae.., sarcasm_only, guggigirl, meohmy, makalapua, timothy21, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

If I make you breakfast in bed,
a simple
'thank you'
is all i need.

Not all this
'how did you
get in my house'
business.

janem803, juneocallagh, m_anka, shafaagh, Lirpae.., soene, sarcasm_only, guggigirl, Vandtastic, timothy21 and 2 others like this

Nutella besteht zu 60% aus Pflanzenfett.

Es ist also quasi ein Salat.

juneocallagh, m_anka, sandy_396, bernstone, avant-garde, campino, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA, Luenchen and soene like this

Nimm das Leben nicht so ernst, du kommst da eh nicht lebend raus

renesbold, emma86, MaScho, bernstone, campino, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

Oh ein Fettnäpfchen..

Warte, ich nehme Anlauf!

Sherry89, m_anka, renesbold, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA, Luenchen and no667 like this

Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn

janem803, hensch, juneocallagh, m_anka, emma86, soene, sarcasm_only, Davidmayhem, meohmy, guggigirl and 5 others like this

"Die Gesellschaft sollte über kybernetische Gehirnerweiterungen nachdenken, die unseren IQ dermassen pushen, dass wir uns wirklich wichtigen Fragen widmen können: das Weltall erforschen, kostenlose Energieversorgung etablieren und ähnliche Dinge"

#Ruban, #Nielson, #Interviewauszug, #Spex

guggigirl and sarcasm_only like this

Entschoi du Loi

Malgrat De Mar, Spain

#Enjoy, #you, #lion

guggigirl and sarcasm_only like this

#Barcelona, #calling, #Primavera

guggigirl, ebonny, campino, swatchUSA, hallowelt, sarcasm_only, ManuTiger, HelterSkelter, stefan_noth, shespeaks94 and 2 others like this

juneocallagh, Ella15, Luenchen, sarcasm_only, wookie, Qball and jaybyrd like this

reposted by tahlibear609

Just because it's not in a museum, doesn't mean it isn't art

#Streetart

janem803, mertbozaslan, UserOne, juneocallagh, Vandtastic, Zrarw, Martis0fly, jonesygirl80, Qball, againandagain and 12 others like this

reposted by Martis0fly

Wenn man die Buchstabensuppe wieder auskotzt,
ist das dann gebrochenes Deutsch?

tombligo, mademoiselle98, soon, InYourFace, niniel, renesbold, bernstone, Kiks, campino, jonesygirl80 and 2 others like this

reposted by Kiks

Abe fahre an Uf
fahrt

mademoiselle98, izzi, stefan_noth, guggigirl, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

Ich furze, also bin ich

hensch, mademoiselle98, Yakooza, jonesygirl80, emma-freitag, Lirpae.., dreamworld, sarcasm_only and Luenchen like this

I will never be a morning person.

The moon and i are too much in love.

JMBis, siouxz, Krisargent, eulekauzig, Math_ilda, sosoandso, ChrisRota, ZeepBella, hanna1, emiledi77 and 45 others like this

reposted by nadry, ashu007, jznieves, FrankTheTank, Boldomatic, visorvice, warlock1511, amnaec, Viciouse31, ayeedrey15 and 5 others

Behehehetrunken

Kiks, janatinka, A.M., sarcasm_only, campino, guggigirl, Luenchen, ebonny and mademoiselle98 like this

Type one word in your mother tongue in the comment which starts with the last letter of the word which was posted above you.

Röslichöhl

wordette, mademoiselle98 and sarcasm_only like this

reposted by wordette

I like you if you like my Bold on Ceylor's FB Page ;-)

www.facebook.com

Winterthur, Switzerland

#Thx, #!

mademoiselle98, jaybyrd and sarcasm_only like this

Better call salt

#Orange, #Rebranding, #Ähmm..

mademoiselle98, mng, emma-freitag, InYourFace, niniel, beesmoove, shespeaks94 and sarcasm_only like this

reposted by InYourFace and killieholiday

#boldomatic, #2.0, @hebdifescht

janem803, mademoiselle98, jaybyrd, Luenchen, juneocallagh, fotonobile, SirWaltah, dAn and sarcasm_only like this

#icecream, #contest, #classic

mademoiselle98, soene, guggigirl, sarcasm_only, InYourFace, Luenchen, wordette, swatchUSA and jaybyrd like this

Last person to comment wins!

mademoiselle98, kemooo, sarcasm_only and danel like this

#loveforever, #ceylor

n.schi, SirWaltah, mademoiselle98 and LindaLoo like this

#loveforever, #ceylor

InYourFace, SirWaltah and mademoiselle98 like this

Jede dritte Schwangerschaft ist ungewollt..!

de.m.wikipedia.org

#ceylor, #loveforever, #Überbevölkerung, #Human, #overpopulation

mademoiselle98, nelis, SEOlaf and PenSword72 like this

World Population

Year Billion
1804 1
1927 2
1959 3
1974 4
1987 5
1999 6
2011 7
2020 7.7 (estimate)

#ceylor, #loveforever, #Überbevölkerung, #Human, #overpopulation

mademoiselle98, dor1316, PenSword72, kemooo, juneocallagh and jaybyrd like this

Safe the planet.

Use me.

#loveforever, #ceylor, #Überbevölkerung, #Human, #overpopulation

mademoiselle98, ceylor, spadesparrow, RulesOfLife, bold, jonesygirl80, danel, mimsmarie, carpentier, wipkinger and 5 others like this

Fuck responsible

#loveforever, #ceylor

sophh, mademoiselle98, RulesOfLife, bold, nano560, Kush_Le, SEOlaf, meohmy, janineyvette, kemooo and 5 others like this

What for music do you listen while having sexy times?

youtu.be

#loveforever, #ceylor, #eargasm

janem803, mademoiselle98, spadesparrow, PenSword72, Babs_77, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

#loveforever, #ceylor

janem803, haiden_, EliseD, PenSword72, janineyvette, Babs_77, Luenchen, meohmy, Lirpae.., atheist and 4 others like this

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

#loveforever, #ceylor

janem803, ceylor, janineyvette, PenSword72, SirWaltah, danel, Lirpae.., guggigirl, cooledpizza, Luenchen and 2 others like this

Sex is an emotion in motion.

#loveforever, #ceylor

janem803, joylove, renesbold, ninet, shespeaks94, singularity, PenSword72, Qball, SEOlaf, meohmy and 8 others like this

reposted by SoftballLover and tayymobb

#loveforever, #ceylor

ceylor, elle.bee, de_natalija, PenSword72, ernstrose, SEOlaf, SirWaltah, 0815, bold, campino and 1 other like this

Gebärmuetterhalskontaktbolze-Schooner

#loveforever, #ceylor

#loveforever, #ceylor

emma86, guggigirl, bold, emma-freitag and _Nathalie_ like this

Ich hoffe Banksy boldet eines Tages

PenSword72, SirWaltah, anjellica, valeria, nano560, catzzz, A.M. and DonSpaccafurnu like this

CANCER

YOU
SUCK

Reposted from 2schaa

Qball, swatchUSA and jaybyrd like this

What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education?

Reposted from MooseOnDaLoose

janem803, spadesparrow, T_a_y_l_o_r96, beesmoove, Lirpae.., ch96, ZeepBella, niniel and jaybyrd like this

Who used all the toilet paper?

Some ASSHOLE...

Reposted from anonymous

janem803, seppowitch, Babs_77, SirWaltah, Luenchen, shespeaks94, campino, guggigirl, Qball and jaybyrd like this

Educate your ears

spadesparrow, ZeepBella, Babs_77, meohmy, Moon-D, hallowelt, shespeaks94, Ella15, DasPlatt, Qball and 1 other like this

that weather has swagger!

Reposted from SirWaltah

spadesparrow, shespeaks94 and jaybyrd like this

#remotecontrol, #JoyDivision, #Curtis

jaybyrd likes this

ich.com

sie.net

scha.de

Dabadee, JoRie, SirWaltah, jonesygirl80, NukeSkywalker, Moon-D, dreamworld and campino like this

Reposted from SirWaltah

DasPlatt and guggigirl like this

I dont have a dirty mind.
I have a sexy imagination.

janem803, sera_la_dera, melissa0910s, marcellati, guggigirl, A.M., jonesygirl80, meohmy, niniel, millemuus99 and 1 other like this

Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

Reposted from bold

#Lümmeltüten, #kann, #nicht, #mehr, #:)

janem803, dizzel, DasPlatt, seppowitch, stargater, guggigirl, no667, Jacob_Dallas, Luenchen, Qball and 2 others like this

No matter how big your Rolex is, you won't have more time.

Reposted from dAn

saramella, dAn, ZeepBella, danel, Jacob_Dallas, Qball, barbaresco, niniel, campino, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Boldomatic kauft Facebook

dAn, Qball, seppowitch, campino, piepa, niniel, juneocallagh and Luenchen like this

The cat is out the säck

Winterthur, Switzerland

@dAn, #scherzkecks

guggigirl, JodieT, foenix, dAn, jaybyrd, PenSword72, Qball, niniel, juneocallagh and Luenchen like this

ZoJ ist zurück!!!

n.schi, guggigirl, Luenchen, campino, DonSpaccafurnu and Babs_77 like this

Handy aufs Herz

saramella, codeknight, seppowitch and Bae14 like this

What would you do if the world is frozen except you, for 10 days?

spadesparrow, barbaresco, arianfoppen, wagnertazia, Lirpae.., Qball and jaybyrd like this

reposted by souldude

Gossau, Switzerland

#i, #quit, #drinking

PositionAir, spadesparrow, dizzel, Qball, seppowitch, Luenchen, JodieT and jaybyrd like this

I love you Pumpkin.

I love you, Honey Bunny.

Reposted from MovieQuotes

spadesparrow, Qball, jaybyrd, dizzel and juneocallagh like this

Tagelswangen, Switzerland

#Sonnenfinsternis, #solar, #eclipse

seppowitch, niniel, againandagain, Jacob_Dallas, cooledpizza, PenSword72, hallowelt, angelinamin, meohmy, campino and 4 others like this

Sonnenfinsternis?

Auf welchem Youtube-Channel?

Jacob_Dallas, hallowelt, angelinamin, campino, Luenchen and ZeepBella like this

Eine Sonnenfinsternis ist wie eine Frau die in einem Restaurant ihr Baby stillt: Kostenlos und wunderschön, aber man sollte auf keinen Fall direkt hinschauen!

upupandaway, baerble, sandy_396, seppowitch, barbaresco, niniel, againandagain, emma-freitag, Jacob_Dallas, cooledpizza and 9 others like this

Sit. Close your eyes. Focus on the sound of your breathing. Empty your mind of every other thought.

janem803, spadesparrow, Demetrius, ZeepBella, jaybyrd, ellenicole, meohmy, Qball, juneocallagh and PenSword72 like this

reposted by dapunk

Lieber vögeln als twittern!

Reposted from Hank-the-knife

againandagain, fruitgarden, dizzel, seppowitch, Hank-the-knife, niniel, emma-freitag and NukeSkywalker like this

Chuck Norris tankt nicht.

Das Auto fährt aus Respekt.

fckbadmusic, Demetrius, angelinamin, wookie, hallowelt, ZeepBella, niniel, seppowitch and VamosBarca like this

Ich habe in meinem Leben viel durchgemacht. Vor allem Nächte.

belma., Mama4four, angelinamin, niniel, kathrin12345, Demetrius, _Nathalie_, kultakala, NukeSkywalker, campino and 4 others like this

It took the universe nearly 10.000.000.000 years to create you. Don't spoil that.

janem803, spadesparrow, Qball, souldude, Demetrius, jonesygirl80, ZeepBella, Bunnybum, niniel and jaybyrd like this

Boldomatic Shop is the shit!

Qball, JodieT, shespeaks94, Jacob_Dallas and jaybyrd like this

Spread ideas. Not your legs

spadesparrow, Qball, DasPlatt, danel, kultakala, shespeaks94, Jacob_Dallas, againandagain, jaybyrd and nano560 like this

Friday, 13th reloaded

spadesparrow, angelinamin, seppowitch, jonesygirl80, cooledpizza, Jacob_Dallas, guggigirl, jaybyrd, campino, JodieT and 3 others like this

We don't consume smartphone

Smartphones consume us

Reposted from hmiyazaki

spadesparrow, DasPlatt, Babs_77, Luenchen, againandagain, Qball, cooledpizza, nano560, jaybyrd, juneocallagh and 3 others like this

Lass dich nicht lumpen, hoch den Humpen

sandy_396, SimonLauper, VamosBarca, irfan3291 and Loveboys like this

Chuck Norris fällt nicht, er landet

Mama4four, VamosBarca, codeknight, mariechen_xo, niniel, aehmpaeh, foenix, Yakooza, SimonLauper, guggigirl and 1 other like this

reposted by codeknight

Chuck Norris kann mit einer Lupe Feuer machen - Bei Nacht

mariechen_xo, dizzel, campino, niniel, aehmpaeh, foenix, guggigirl and Babs_77 like this

Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop

maritzebill, disagrea, UserOne, jmb, -Juliane-, whatever., philipsonn, DygytAlice, niemo, Dwell and 30 others like this

reposted by kultakala, beatriz33, maria.o, codeknight, Tonja, blondie68, Dwell, looka and GhostCom

dizzel, hebdifescht and wookie like this

lass la bambele

dizzel, stefan_noth, hallowelt, foenix, Pesca and guggigirl like this

Es ist besser einmal geliebt und verloren zu haben, als niemals geliebt zu haben.

dizzel, ZeepBella, stefan_noth, Etcetera, foenix, guggigirl and niniel like this

What actually do vegetarians say about meat-eating plants?

Loveboys, dizzel, Qball, stefan_noth, Etcetera, DemiDelVillar, campino, aana, SteveBob, makalapua and 2 others like this

My doctor told me i need to drink more water.

So i added an ice cube to my whisky.

spadesparrow, asophie121, Qball, stefan_noth, bold, cooledpizza, DemiDelVillar, Pesca, nano560, meohmy and 7 others like this

Just because we do bad things doesn't mean we are bad people

spadesparrow, SirWaltah, ikickmyjuice, Babs_77, Fountainhead, danel, ZeepBella, meohmy, dor1316, Pesca and 2 others like this

The first 40 years of childhood are the hardest

spadesparrow, ellenicole, koesy, FanaticNoob, bold, kultakala, Babs_77, Fountainhead, niniel, freesbe and 9 others like this

reposted by koesy

vo nütz chunt nütz

aehmpaeh likes this

#Kalt, #Topf, #Texta

PenSword72, NukeSkywalker, feerilia, gdanken, cooledpizza, guggigirl, Luenchen and no667 like this

How can you expect other will love you if you don't love yourself?

Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

Tell people to pick a number between 12 and 5. 80% of people choose 7 because they automatically substract it.

spadesparrow, ZeepBella, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and then you're like: hey stop that. Not nice!

spadesparrow, Qball, niniel, Luenchen, JodieT, ikickmyjuice and jaybyrd like this

Google Earth gibt dir die Möglichkeit die ganze Welt zu erkunden. Und was machst du, du suchst dein Haus

ZeepBella, beesmoove, anonymomatic, trashtinbox, Luenchen, emma-freitag and niniel like this

Found my girlfriends vibrator, dipped it in Tabasco

spadesparrow, SirWaltah, blackboxmagic, stefan_noth, Qball, foenix and jaybyrd like this

Qball, guggigirl, _Nathalie_, PenSword72, shespeaks94, SteveBob and jaybyrd like this

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

spadesparrow, millemuus99, Bunnybum, luma, topbuzz, juneocallagh, guggigirl, austinsthought, Babs_77, shespeaks94 and 3 others like this

We need good people in bad places

spadesparrow, danel, no667, Qball, dAn, meohmy, Convo_Ray, PenSword72, wipkinger and jaybyrd like this

Make peace with your past so it won't screw up your present.

spadesparrow, JodieT, niniel, freesbe, nash, Luenchen, cooledpizza, SteveBob, no667, Foxy and 6 others like this

If you want something you never had, you must start doing something you never did before.

spadesparrow, peanutbutter11, nano560, Luenchen, cooledpizza, Foxy, meohmy, Qball, EliseD, dor1316 and 1 other like this

People, who let you forget the serious side of life are priceless

spadesparrow, JodieT, nano560, freesbe, emma-freitag, Luenchen, Pesca, meohmy, Qball, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

How good you are at something depends on how passionate you are about it.

Luenchen, anonymomatic, no667, Foxy, meohmy, dor1316 and jaybyrd like this

Luenchen, anonymomatic and campino like this

#?, #plottwist

anonymomatic, meohmy, Bunnybum, Qball, JodieT, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you are on.

Foxy, meohmy, nano560, avant-garde, niniel, Luenchen, SteveBob, jaybyrd and shespeaks94 like this

As long as my boss pretends he pays me well, I pretend to work well.

Foxy, meohmy, JodieT, nano560, dizzel, avant-garde, Luenchen, cooledpizza, shespeaks94, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

I wish i lose weight as fast i lose motivation.

esragenc, uncreative8649, Babs_77, Viciouse31, dizzel, marcellati, sleepmusicland, jonesygirl80, againandagain, karin and 8 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

We were born to be real. Not to be perfect.

ZeepBella, Luenchen, danel, stormyray28, Qball and Tatertot123 like this

An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough.

sss63, kultakala, boris1993, beesmoove, juneocallagh, dizzel, EliseD, NukeSkywalker, Luenchen, Dhicky and 6 others like this

I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later

mir-jam, boris1993, juneocallagh, dizzel, EliseD, Luenchen, brody, A.M., shespeaks94, cooledpizza and 1 other like this

Mistakes are proof that you were trying

Sunshine123, boris1993, juneocallagh, Luenchen, brody, niniel, shespeaks94, cooledpizza, Qball and jaybyrd like this

Reposted from campino

#Boldomatic

anonymomatic, juneocallagh, Luenchen, campino, niniel, A.M., bold, Qball and jaybyrd like this

My goal is to create a life that I don't need a vacation from

#Banksy

peanutbutter11, kultakala, Chayma, againandagain, Babs_77, nano560, PenSword72, Qball, jaybyrd and meohmy like this

The only usage of Internet Explorer is to download an other browser.

boris1993, pixtor, Qball and jaybyrd like this

I want to live a thousand years to see where this whole thing is going.

DemiDelVillar, boris1993, jonesygirl80, nano560, ZeepBella, stargater, Bunnybum, JodieT, eRna, Luenchen and 4 others like this

Say 'fuck it' and go on

DemiDelVillar, boris1993, meohmy, no667, Luenchen, kfasheldon, guggigirl, shespeaks94, Qball and jaybyrd like this

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn how to surf.

boris1993, seppowitch, jaybyrd, cooledpizza, merthew, meohmy, wagnertazia, aehmpaeh, no667 and foenix like this

Better a beer to sit, than a coffee to go

DemiDelVillar, ellenicole, A.M., seppowitch, saramella, againandagain, jaybyrd, JodieT, meohmy, campino and 3 others like this

reposted by seppowitch

Decide between right or wrong, not between legal and illegal.

DemiDelVillar, boris1993, ellenicole, niniel, hebdifescht, guggigirl, stefan_noth, prncsfelice, blackboxmagic, juneocallagh and 8 others like this

#wieso, #läbi, #do, #?

seppowitch, anonymomatic, guggigirl and avant-garde like this

Better call Saul!

youtu.be

meohmy, JodieT and jaybyrd like this

Best self-control-training: a slow internet connection

boris1993, vale8, A.M., Qball, guggigirl, againandagain, jaybyrd, Babs_77, hallowelt, niniel and 2 others like this

Newtopia, wer hat gekukt?

jaybyrd likes this

May the fart be with you

SteveBob, cooledpizza, stefan_noth, meohmy and jaybyrd like this

Having friends is good, having friends and beer is better

wagnertazia, sandy_396, kultakala, boris1993, againandagain, prncsfelice, PenSword72, DemiDelVillar, jaybyrd, guggigirl and 5 others like this

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

llamabat, boris1993, jaybyrd, SteveBob, kfasheldon, shespeaks94, cooledpizza and meohmy like this

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

niniel, trashtinbox, stefan_noth, dor1316, kultakala, beesmoove, Fountainhead, guggigirl, cto, cooledpizza and 2 others like this

Reposted from DonSpaccafurnu

Haslen, Switzerland

#Kulturhaus, #Rose, #ab, #gohts

emma86, triphop, DonSpaccafurnu, guggigirl, mir-jam, Luenchen and againandagain like this

Bird is the word

SEOlaf, Demetrius, stargater, jaybyrd and kfasheldon like this

Ich atme.

Produktiver wird es heute nicht mehr.

Nypholus, nasha883, saramella, mrsa, kultakala, musissy, Bunnybum, niniel, againandagain, emma-freitag and 5 others like this

Fake happiness is the worst type of sadness.

Authlander, ephemeraljoy, sophh, Fairy, toxic2you, stefandeller, dor1316, juneocallagh, niniel, cooledpizza and 14 others like this

reposted by Fairy and Kerstin2710

All knows that 14. February are Valentine's day but nobody knows that the 15. February is International Child Cancer Day. Don't forget them.

boris1993, sera_la_dera, juneocallagh, stefan_noth, seppowitch, againandagain, cooledpizza, kfasheldon, shespeaks94 and jaybyrd like this

"Being honest may not get you many friends but it will always get you the right ones"

~John Lennon

Haddock16, areya, vale8, perellano, boris1993, juneocallagh, Bunnybum, Smilieangel, blackboxmagic, meohmy and 10 others like this

The most fucked up part about getting old? Being able to unterstand how the world does really work.

boris1993, juneocallagh, MrJoeBanks, meohmy, GabiGabler, nano560, Lirpae.., campino, Fountainhead, ragab and 1 other like this

You are just a DROP in the OCEAN.

boris1993, juneocallagh, Bunnybum, EliseD, jaybyrd, hallowelt, foenix, meohmy, Qball and Babs_77 like this

Satzzeichen sind keine Rudeltiere....

niniel, hallowelt, guggigirl, arob, cto and wipkinger like this

reposted by arob

I am not fat! I'm just much easier to see..

FrankFilocamo, cybersont, haddock, only1alyssa, mac910, liek71, mii, DeafLori, Summer2016, nanaxu and 11 others like this

reposted by projecto, Prico1, Wilma92 and mathematikos

We dont need to use less energy. We have to change the way we produce it.

boris1993, juneocallagh, Qball, PenSword72, guggigirl, mir-jam and jaybyrd like this

A typical blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates... and you wonder why the ocean is so salty!

boris1993, PenSword72, SteveBob, dor1316, dizzel, jaybyrd and juneocallagh like this

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

nanaxu, boris1993, marcellati, SteveBob, prncsfelice, campino, juneocallagh and jaybyrd like this

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

nanaxu, marcellati, meohmy, Akatrine, blackboxmagic, SteveBob, prncsfelice, no667, niniel, juneocallagh and 2 others like this

not everyone you lose is a loss.

shank-attack, austinp, boris1993, melissadesyr, juneocallagh, Babs_77, kultakala, prncsfelice, Qball, Akatrine and 9 others like this

reposted by prncsfelice and kultakala

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

Reposted from no667

boris1993, juneocallagh, Qball, avant-garde, seppowitch and jaybyrd like this

Je edler der Nachtclub desto primitiver die Gäste

marcellati, emma-freitag, campino, seppowitch, Luenchen and SteveBob like this

I wish I could outsource exercising

UserOne, janem803, austinp, juneocallagh, shespeaks94, seppowitch, Luenchen, mir-jam and jaybyrd like this

Sharks kill 12 people per year. People kill 11714 sharks per hour

FrankFilocamo, vlkrdttmr, phuamaxx, PueppiRazza, ZeepBella, Ziya, cs2207, writersgirl, nadry, truthseeker57 and 19 others like this

reposted by patuljak, cooledpizza, truthseeker57, nadry, bapu, vlkrdttmr and FrankFilocamo

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

ZeepBella, juneocallagh, Lirpae.., nano560, Qball and jaybyrd like this

Blowjob

is better then no job

Czar, Romansp, juneocallagh, seppowitch, Lirpae.. and jaybyrd like this

don't die before you're dead

boris1993, juneocallagh, haiden_, ZeepBella, seppowitch, foenix, trashtinbox, Qball, PenSword72, Niccojan and 6 others like this

Did you realize?

WE are the generation who can change the world trough Internet!

juneocallagh, tony_maden, jaybyrd, kfasheldon, dor1316 and kj55 like this

reposted by boris1993

A great way to get into Harvard university is to open the door and go inside

juneocallagh, seppowitch, jaybyrd, kfasheldon, meohmy and Etcetera like this

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

juneocallagh, Fountainhead, meohmy, GabiGabler, Niccojan, stargater, kfasheldon, jaybyrd and SteveBob like this

If only our eyes saw souls instead of bodies, how very different our ideals of beauty would be.

janem803, juneocallagh, dizzel, dAn, Fountainhead, meohmy, jonesygirl80, stargater, kfasheldon, jaybyrd and 2 others like this

People want to be wanted, need to be needed and love to be loved.

liyunsong01, juneocallagh, seppowitch, Fountainhead, meohmy, jonesygirl80, kfasheldon, jaybyrd, Akatrine, niniel and 1 other like this

If time didn't exists then nothing exists.

juneocallagh, jonesygirl80, Qball, danel, stargater, shespeaks94 and jaybyrd like this

I have a problem for every solution

juneocallagh, ZeepBella, nano560, guggigirl, againandagain, shespeaks94, dizzel, Qball, avant-garde and jaybyrd like this

Children in the backseat can cause accidents.

Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

Dwell, joylove, cybersont, MyM, aimeepiglet197, Moon-D, ene, hirondelle, PenSword72, melissadesyr and 14 others like this

reposted by SteveBob, Babs_77, capbacon, malwal and Dwell

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance.

JMBis, Ziya, Fionacatherine, Krisargent, DataCrash, eulekauzig, karlokoenig, janem803, emiledi77, walkabout and 41 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh, stargater, jai_kapoor, ephemeraljoy and Krisargent

Content is king

Think about BurgerKing

n.schi, meohmy, Lirpae.., juneocallagh and jaybyrd like this

seppowitch, meohmy, dizzel, stargater, juneocallagh, PenSword72, _Nathalie_ and aehmpaeh like this

mariechen_xo, juneocallagh, _Nathalie_ and aehmpaeh like this

Real love: your wife is sleeping next to you while you drive on the highway with more than 180 km/h.

perellano, dAn, mariechen_xo, dizzel, _Nathalie_, Qball, shespeaks94, stefan_noth, guggigirl, jaybyrd and 1 other like this

Do it now. Otherwise your 'later' becomes a 'never'.

lovemychouchou, dizzel, _Nathalie_, Qball, shespeaks94, niniel, JodieT, meohmy, seppowitch and jaybyrd like this

Glück ist wie ein Furz. Wenn du es erzwingst, kommt wahrscheinlich Scheiße dabei raus.

Claudio, xolani, dizzel, fruitgarden, seppowitch and emma-freitag like this

Friends are like toilet paper, you need them most, when you are in deep shit

Claudio, dizzel, DasPlatt, ZeepBella, _Nathalie_, kfasheldon, guggigirl, meohmy, shespeaks94 and jaybyrd like this

My ambition is handicappd by laziness.

Charles Bukowski

Czar, sarilarifari, blackboxmagic, JodieT, _Nathalie_, dor1316, kfasheldon, meohmy, PenSword72 and shespeaks94 like this

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody, is
to trust them.

Hemingway

ephemeraljoy, bdadam, kccasey, kiamisdeluxe, nano560, fotonobile, guggigirl, blackboxmagic, jaimelynn, dor1316 and 9 others like this

reposted by dianaangelina and dianaangelina

The saddest goodbye is the one you never said

nano560, abu1238, blackboxmagic, jaimelynn, againandagain, Lirpae.., shespeaks94, Luenchen, Qball and meohmy like this

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

schoenerlesen, UserOne, meohmy, nadry, ZeepBella, Kush_Le, fruitgarden, Akatrine, Qball, SteveBob and 7 others like this

reposted by arob, nadry and Redick

Man geht leichtfertig in die Kneipe und kommt leicht fertig wieder raus

Marlene20, bora, sandy_396, chiscaque, dizzel, hallowelt, stargater, guggigirl, campino, Luenchen and 2 others like this

reposted by mir-jam

The quieter you get, the more you hear.

Reposted from anonymous

dizzel, merhaba, nano560, againandagain, Qball, avant-garde and jaybyrd like this

The short time period before death is called life.

Morgan1998, MyM, DeadPoet, Babs_77, milsmessiah, dor1316, Bettydent, jaybyrd, nano560, fayzian and 7 others like this

reposted by hensch

Travelling is the only way of spending money that makes you richer.

ZeepBella, kfasheldon, blackboxmagic, Luenchen, dreamworld, kiamisdeluxe and jaybyrd like this

reposted by dreamworld

Es ist besser, mit den richtigen Menschen durch den Regen zu laufen, als mit den falschen in der Sonne zu liegen.

fotonobile, ZeepBella, seppowitch, emma-freitag, barbaresco, campino, nano560 and niniel like this

Relax. Nothing is under control.

maritzebill, swatchUSA, Campo, petegutz2, eulekauzig, karlokoenig, begrian, FrankFilocamo, janem803, EasierSaid246 and 39 others like this

reposted by nadry, schoenerlesen, hanna1, Blackjackuar, karlokoenig, eulekauzig and CurrentNobody

Creativity is intelligence having fun

merhaba, DasPlatt, JodieT, meohmy, jonesygirl80, Niccojan, nano560, cococaro, seppowitch, shespeaks94 and 1 other like this

Beschreibe dein Liebesleben in zwei Worten.

Mein was?

ZeepBella, mehr, dizzel, trashtinbox, jonesygirl80, sandy_396, nano560, seppowitch, mir-jam and campino like this

i broke up with my gym

we were just not working out

melissadesyr, DasPlatt, mehr, kultakala, EliseD, sleepmusicland, meohmy, againandagain, JodieT, hallowelt and 1 other like this

Wie bei King Kong - Der größte Affe kriegt die geilste Schnalle

DasPlatt, mir-jam, nano560, seppowitch, stargater, Romansp and guggigirl like this

Relationshit happens

#relationshit

memorize, merhaba, EliseD, meohmy, seppowitch, guggigirl, JodieT, jaybyrd and PenSword72 like this

If something went right it does not automatically mean you did it right

Qball, niniel, kfasheldon, shespeaks94, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

Sometimes the hardest language in the world to speak is the truth.

ZeepBella, melissadesyr, kultakala, Qball, EliseD, JodieT, sarcaSM, jaybyrd, seppowitch, kfasheldon and 4 others like this

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important

PueppiRazza, UserOne, xolani, Qball, guggigirl, JodieT, shespeaks94, kfasheldon, PenSword72, niniel and 1 other like this

reposted by California1530

Drinking a small beer is like going out with a escort and only ask her for a hug

dor1316, meohmy, seppowitch, kfasheldon, jaybyrd and shespeaks94 like this

Memories destroy us, dreams take us forward.

Qball, meohmy, JodieT, nano560, shespeaks94, seppowitch, trashtinbox, kfasheldon, PenSword72, niniel and 1 other like this

the word "bed"

looks acually like a bed

xolani, sleepmusicland, guggigirl, sweswiss, jaimelynn, Qball, EliseD, DominicCer and jaybyrd like this

Verbringe nicht die Zeit mit der Suche nach einem Hindernis. Vielleicht ist keines da.

Franz Kafka

ZeepBella, jonesygirl80, guggigirl, nano560, emma-freitag and againandagain like this

Rassismus hat viele Gesichter.. Aber alle sind hässlich.

Akatrine, campino, jonesygirl80, nano560, seppowitch, PenSword72, againandagain, aehmpaeh and stargater like this

Ich frage mich, welchen Namen mein Hund mir geben würde...

ZeepBella, trashtinbox, campino, niniel, jonesygirl80, emma-freitag, PenSword72, againandagain, cococaro and stargater like this

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

Reposted from hebdifescht

jonesygirl80, mariechen_xo, sleepmusicland, againandagain and Luenchen like this

Your problems are as big as you make them, and your solutions as simple as you want them to be.

sezgin, jonesygirl80, niniel, stefan_noth, saramella, Qball, Luenchen, jaybyrd, Akatrine and kfasheldon like this

As long as we get our coffee from Starbucks we definitly have to much money.

estherbl95, bernstone, niniel, stefan_noth, Qball, sammva, Luenchen, jaybyrd, Akatrine and kfasheldon like this

I wash my hands before peeing.

The world is way more dirty than my penis.

Joppe01, sandy_396, dor1316, meohmy, stefan_noth, JodieT, sammva, Luenchen, jaybyrd, Akatrine and 1 other like this

reposted by stargater

I did not hit you...
I simply hi-fived your face.

Reposted from Bettydent

ZeepBella, niniel, stefan_noth, ninet, sammva, kiamisdeluxe, Luenchen, jaybyrd, kfasheldon, jonesygirl80 and 1 other like this

Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real.

kultakala, guggigirl, Kush_Le, dor1316, leah.kenyon, nano560, meohmy and jaybyrd like this

hä jooo der noo, s'grienä träämli

sandy_396 and _Nathalie_ like this

Wenn der Polizist sagt "Papiere" und ich sag "Schere", hab ich dann gewonnen?

sweswiss, Czar, cococaro, stargater, seppowitch, niniel and sammva like this

reposted by stargater

Der Kopf ist rund damit die Gedanken die Richtung ändern können

stargater, nano560, jonesygirl80, guggigirl, seppowitch, niniel and steefaan76 like this

DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE!

YOU LITTLE REBEL.
I LIKE YOU.

InYourFace, nadry, sweswiss, Kush_Le, stargater, jaybyrd, jonesygirl80, Qball, LetGo, meohmy and 1 other like this

reposted by stargater, abu1238, swijnstekers and nadry

Save water. Drink beer.

sweswiss, SteveBob, meohmy, seppowitch and PenSword72 like this

Dear karma, I have a list of people you have missed.

sezgin, danel, mir-jam, stefan_noth, viv, jaybyrd, meohmy, cto, kfasheldon, Qball and 4 others like this

The universe was totally random.
Until there were randomly living beings created.

Qball, DominicCer, Babs_77 and shespeaks94 like this

know-how jetlag

#marion, #gasser

shespeaks94 and GabiGabler like this

SEOlaf, _Nathalie_, Akatrine and aehmpaeh like this

A daily shit keeps you fit

PenSword72, guggigirl, meohmy, mehr and seppowitch like this

Es gibt Leute die können mit ihren Händen Klavier spielen. Es gibt Leute die können gut zeichnen. Und es gibt mich. Ich kann klatschen

guggigirl, niniel, fruitgarden, nano560, campino, Luenchen and seppowitch like this

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

melissadesyr, sweswiss, LetGo, ernstrose, DasPlatt, nano560, PenSword72, jonesygirl80, kfasheldon, jaybyrd and 2 others like this

A government has to solve problems, not create them.

LetGo, kiamisdeluxe, PenSword72, jonesygirl80, niniel, kfasheldon, EliseD, jaybyrd, avant-garde and Qball like this

I prefer good questions over stupid answers.

LetGo, danel, meohmy, Demetrius, kfasheldon, guggigirl, SteveBob, wipkinger and niniel like this

What if soy milk is just regular milk, introducing himself in Spanish?!

sweswiss, kultakala, meohmy, kfasheldon, guggigirl, SteveBob and jaybyrd like this

Sektfabriken werden übrigens getauft, in dem man ein grosses Schiff dagegenwirft.

ephemeraljoy, arob, steefaan76, DasPlatt, campino, sandy_396, 5011wireless, Demetrius, aehmpaeh, A.M. and 13 others like this

The only dates I get are updates

nadry, sweswiss, kultakala, chipdicks, meohmy, Demetrius, GabiGabler, jaybyrd, SteveBob, avant-garde and 4 others like this

reposted by SteveBob

I can tell my kids: «I'm older than Google!»

nadry, arob, sweswiss, steefaan76, ernstrose, DasPlatt, campino, ZeepBella, meohmy, cococaro and 8 others like this

sometimes the 'wrong' train can take us to the right place.

campino, meohmy, guggigirl, GabiGabler, jaybyrd, againandagain, merhaba and PenSword72 like this

Terrorismus hat mit dem Islam genauso wenig zu tun wie Vergewaltigung mit Liebe

Demetrius, triphop, emma-freitag, againandagain and seppowitch like this

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

sweswiss, LetGo, viv, ernstrose, jaybyrd, SteveBob, againandagain, merhaba, Qball and PenSword72 like this

I never finish anyth

Reposted from avant-garde

LetGo, merhaba, Babs_77, juneocallagh, jaybyrd, avant-garde, BeatCollector and shespeaks94 like this

Happyness is an attitude.

merhaba, Qball, Babs_77, jaybyrd, meohmy and shespeaks94 like this

When I was a kid, my parents dressed me because I didn't care what I looked like. Looking at photos, they obviously didn't care either.

Sherry89, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, Hank-the-knife, karlokoenig, michi26, emiledi77, philipsonn, curvema, MyM and 55 others like this

reposted by kiamisdeluxe, Babs_77, monsieur, ehab_faris, truthseeker57, Jacob_Dallas, sofiej1998, TheVirigian, tpleie, lucianampn and 2 others

Der grösste Feind der Freiheit sind zufriedene Sklaven

(Albert Einstein)

Marlene20, Babs_77, Luenchen, _Nathalie_, nano560, PenSword72, niniel and hallowelt like this

A generation from now, historians will laugh at us for being more afraid of terrorism than climate change.

sarcaSM, SteveBob, Qball, merhaba, Luenchen, _Nathalie_, kfasheldon, Demetrius, niniel, meohmy and 3 others like this

Sometimes I feel useless then I remember I breathe carbon dioxide for plants

Luenchen, _Nathalie_, Foxy, erin.desmond, shespeaks94, Qball, avant-garde, SteveBob and jaybyrd like this

reposted by Foxy

"Irgendwann" ist im Grunde genommen nur ein anderes Wort für "niemals".

stargater, Babs_77, campino, fruitgarden, niniel, guggigirl and avant-garde like this

"For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

- Ralph W. Emerson

DasPlatt, stargater, Babs_77, jaybyrd, Qball, nano560 and meohmy like this

Be the type of person

you want to meet

#everyday

stargater, meohmy, kesreka, ikickmyjuice, Akatrine, seppowitch, avant-garde, plovley1978 and PenSword72 like this

reposted by seppowitch

If you meet someone you haven't seen for a long time and it feels like you've seen him yesterday, then you know he's a good friend!

Hegi, Switzerland

asdfgh, MyM, merhaba, foenix, againandagain, meohmy, yashthanawala, avant-garde, plovley1978, Qball and 2 others like this

"Wir leben alle unter dem gleichen Himmel, aber nicht alle haben den gleichen
Horizont."- Konrad Adenauer

bapu, schoenerlesen, weberwurm, Verenita, nadry, Ace100, dusignatinstag, steefaan76, Luenchen, PenSword72 and 11 others like this

reposted by niniel, stargater and nadry

No other thing smells better than the person you love.

nadry, miamaia, Youandilie, merhaba, mehr, wagnertazia, meohmy, guggigirl, jonesygirl80, plovley1978 and 9 others like this

reposted by nadry

Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

MonoGate, eulekauzig, nochzweimal, Drakonan, jmb, FrankFilocamo, comanzatara, nadia_ia, Mel.Filsinger, -Juliane- and 96 others like this

reposted by plovley1978, Boldomatic, timmer, Wilaus5000, baldev101, alexiski, Eric-Oliver, Eric-Oliver, Eric-Oliver, darkxs and 26 others

Ich wollte dieses Jahr 10kg abnehmen.
Fehlen nur noch 13.

steefaan76, mehr, kultakala, korks, seppowitch, beesmoove, guggigirl and aehmpaeh like this

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Sherry89, lonelyscribe, eulekauzig, janem803, perellano, hanna1, UserOne, walkabout, Authlander, ephemeraljoy and 47 others like this

reposted by GodzDNA, invalid, woody, truthseeker57, nadry, hmiyazaki, ephemeraljoy and siouxz

had a great business idea right now: a toothpaste with gold-dust in it, called decaDENT

mir-jam, fruitgarden, jonesygirl80, jaybyrd, DasPlatt, stefan_noth, stargater, campino and Luenchen like this

I like humans. Some of my best friends are humans.

nadry, cococaro, mehr, danel, EliseD, Grainnexxx, jonesygirl80, guggigirl, nano560, Convo_Ray and 4 others like this

reposted by nadry

The US east coast is experiencing a "Snowpocalypse" or as Canada calls it "Monday"

pixtor, EliseD, guggigirl, shespeaks94, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

Dear NSA, as you probably can see this post too, i'd like to ask you to help me recover my facebook password

#facebook, #nsa

shespeaks94, meohmy, jaybyrd and PenSword72 like this

Plague

&

Boldomatic

#Dreamcollabo

ikickmyjuice, mir-jam, guggigirl and merhaba like this

The Internet is just a hype

Bill Gates, 1993

ikickmyjuice and Qball like this

kathrin12345, guggigirl, seppowitch, stargater, nano560 and Luenchen like this

I stopped reading newspapers.

Too much negative news which makes me feel bad 'cause i can't do anything against it.

I just read blogs.

What about you?

#good, #news, #we, #need

kj55, thenewhappyme, trashtinbox, creatorbeats, kfasheldon, nano560, jaybyrd and Luenchen like this

Montag, der David Guetta aller Wochentage

fckbadmusic, bernstone, SimonLauper, kultakala, Luenchen, seppowitch, jonesygirl80, _Nathalie_ and PenSword72 like this

check the new app:

Plague

Perfect to spread Bolds around the world!

SimonLauper, PenSword72, merhaba, sarcaSM, stargater, SteveBob, jaybyrd, kfasheldon and wookie like this

We are all a result of our parents not using condoms.

Reposted from anonymous

kittensarecute, Fountainhead, Gabbem, Babs_77, Qball, stefan_noth, againandagain, guggigirl, juneocallagh, stargater and 2 others like this

Netflixen oder nett wixen?

#hihi

stefan_noth, guggigirl, seppowitch and Luenchen like this

wenn ich denk ich denk dann denk ich

Smilieangel, PenSword72, guggigirl, hallowelt, Luenchen, jonesygirl80, SimonLauper, _Nathalie_ and niniel like this

i'm not lazy i'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

Reposted from jaybyrd

steefaan76, guggigirl, RaMarch13, Qball, niniel, Luenchen and jaybyrd like this

Don't let the past dictate the future

Reposted from bharathram

danel, Babs_77, Qball, kj55, jonesygirl80, shespeaks94, guggigirl, Luenchen and niniel like this

a place where you can be yourself

#newtopia

AliceMckfly.75, Luenchen, meohmy, PenSword72, munchkinmegan, GabiGabler and juneocallagh like this

#NEWTOPIA

againandagain, PenSword72, guggigirl and Qball like this

Newtopia: President Zuckerberg?

#NEWTOPIA

againandagain likes this

How to pay in Newtopia?

#NEWTOPIA

What language to speak in Newtopia?

#NEWTOPIA

Jamille, againandagain and foenix like this

My first law would be:

Food, a home and internet for everybody

#NEWTOPIA

bold, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

socialism instead of capitalism

#NEWTOPIA, #contest

Jamille, nano560 and PenSword72 like this

#newtopia

bold, EliseD, christian2001 and campino like this

Check the new Boldomatic-Contest!

Mind-Blowing! Best App ever!

@bold, @hebdifescht, @dAn, #for, #presidents!, #thx!

bold and christian2001 like this

Green capitalism: sustainable economies is rewarded

#newtopia

Babs_77, bold and BlackMagic like this

Mind, heart and soul instead of money, law and order

#NEWTOPIA

ayesha_khn, PenSword72, thenewhappyme, GaylrdSprFckr, raoul2cool, athenadagger, Tanzbaer, KevCray, rahelstern, Blitzkrieg and 11 others like this

Die Lüge vom Freisein, ein Sterben in Raten.

#nullpunktkelvin

Babs_77 likes this

DON'T BREAK RULES, BREAK BORDERS.

Reposted from Akatrine

anonyman, mehr, kfasheldon, againandagain and Luenchen like this

YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

Reposted from cococaro

L7sbeth, DasPlatt, EliseD, danel, mademoiselle98, kfasheldon, stefan_noth and Qball like this

Nach den Ferien ist vor den Ferien

Niederteufen, Switzerland

#widor, #ab, #in, #Schtolä

DasPlatt, emma-freitag, aehmpaeh, guggigirl, wipkinger and Luenchen like this

stefan_noth, Demetrius, hallowelt, piepa, A.M., seppowitch, nash and campino like this

againandagain, stefan_noth and Demetrius like this

How important is Social Media in 20 years?

#Facebook, #Twitter

kfasheldon, philosophicum, hallowelt, againandagain and shahrukhkhosa like this

Facebook führt den "Gefällt mir nicht"-Button nicht ein.

Gefällt dir oder gefällt dir nicht?

#Facebook

Smilieangel and philosophicum like this

Streaming services like Netflix will be the killer for classical TV-advertising. What's next? More native advertisment in movies?

juneocallagh, kfasheldon, philosophicum and jaybyrd like this

what are your favorite blogs?

philosophicum and guggigirl like this

All the people, so many people

#Blur

juneocallagh, SimonLauper, DominicCer, dor1316, daniel8a14, philosophicum, guggigirl and Dhicky like this

1111

..............!

#followers

mademoiselle98, guggigirl and anonyman like this

SimonLauper, guggigirl and kfasheldon like this

Mein Chef hat mich beauftragt Kaffee zu holen.

Sitze nun im Flugzeug nach Kolumbien.

#Kaffee, #Kolumbien

heidierdbeer, maritzebill, Lautdenker., chocolat, Jannek, hanna1, weberwurm, _Nathalie_, hensch, MaScho and 19 others like this

reposted by kiamisdeluxe, Krimi63, campino, Greena and IchWerSonst

Ich bin noch gar nicht fertig mit Wochenende. Scheiße.

Reposted from Testspiel.de

steefaan76, sweswiss, campino, SimonLauper, DonSpaccafurnu, A.M., jonesygirl80, againandagain, guggigirl, stefan_noth and 2 others like this

Glück ist Realität minus Erwartungen

mzh, heidierdbeer, schoenerlesen, Fairy, soene, campino, ntun, catmilkempire, sarcaSM, sven01ch and 9 others like this

reposted by kiamisdeluxe and schoenerlesen

nadry, jonawill, milank9649, kimee, giampi82, confusius, lilsie1801, lastKing94, coco03, raabit94 and 8 others like this

reposted by dnewman, raabit94, misa1104, lanacrown and lanacrown

Your ego
is not your
amigo

Reposted from JodieT

guggigirl, beautifulqueen, anonyman, GabiGabler, makalapua, jonesygirl80, mariechen_xo, tablynne, Luenchen and GaylrdSprFckr like this

Gib deine Träume nicht auf.
Schlaf weiter.

Reposted from dreamworld

steefaan76, SEOlaf, GabiGabler, jonesygirl80, niniel, mariechen_xo and Luenchen like this

this is just a bold

juneocallagh, justinbieber, guggigirl, SimonLauper and abe like this

Frauen die auf Arschlöcher stehen sind Arschlöcher

hebdifescht, Lirpae.., Babs_77, jonesygirl80, emma-freitag, Luenchen, bold and SimonLauper like this

Liberdade, Brazil

@holiday

#ex

SimonLauper, fool, mir-jam, guggigirl and hebdifescht like this

Never trust a warm toilet seat

Reposted from topbuzz

juneocallagh, Babs_77, guggigirl, fool, kj55, annabanan, topbuzz and SimonLauper like this

guggigirl likes this

offen für
zu
versicht

izzi, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

#emwikts.com

Pesca, blockbold, bold, guggigirl and annabanan like this

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play.

The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

#emwikts.com

poptankar, Pesca, juliocbarrios, Raheel, bold, baerble, Lirpae.., luke, Luenchen, guggigirl and 1 other like this

Music

is what feelings
sound like

#emwikts.com

SimonLauper, allisonrae, kj55, casaper, guggigirl, Lirpae.., bold and hallowelt like this

#peace

begrian, guggigirl, kj55 and LoveFunApps like this

Music is the universal language of all mankind

#emwikts.com

janem803, begrian, _Nathalie_, guggigirl and kj55 like this

TV Ads are so 1.0

SimonLauper and Lirpae.. like this

Friedrich Liechtenstein

#kult

Akatrine likes this

Music is my umbrella for this rain called life

#emwikts.com

GaylrdSprFckr, feerilia, ZoJ, againandagain, SimonLauper, guggigirl, hallowelt, bold, _Nathalie_, anonyman and 1 other like this

CNN just said the world is 40 trillion dollars in debt

Who the fuck does the world owe? Jupiter?

Reposted from Babs_77

valeria, baerble, nano560, hamza, Lirpae.., casaper and Babs_77 like this

Racism is so 1.0

stefan_noth, patuljak, bold, DonSpaccafurnu, _Nathalie_, stargater and guggigirl like this

reposted by patuljak

Usain Bowlt: jamaikanischer Sprintstar wechselt den Sport

Reposted from DerPostillon

casaper, ZoJ, SimonLauper and DonSpaccafurnu like this

Eine Granate im Bett: Soldat sorgt für mehr Spannung im Schlafzimmer

Reposted from DerPostillon

campino, bold, ZoJ and Luenchen like this

Scheidung einer Hunde-Ehe: Er war Rüde

Reposted from DerPostillon

ZoJ, anonyman and SimonLauper like this

valeria, Babs_77, guggigirl, Luenchen and _Nathalie_ like this

MAKE MUSIC
NOT WAR

#emwikts.com

SimonLauper, _Nathalie_, Luenchen and aehmpaeh like this

Folged dem Postillon!

@DerPostillon

melo, bold and ZoJ like this

Riecht komisch: verwester Clown

Reposted from DerPostillon

yve74, ZoJ and guggigirl like this

My neighbors liked my music so much, they invited the police over to listen to it.

#emwikts.com

juliocbarrios, SimonLauper, Babs_77, Loupi4614, guggigirl, usamagoraho and Luenchen like this

in bolds we trust

MeMyselfAnd..I, Babs_77, againandagain, guggigirl, Loupi4614, dreamworld, dAn, SimonLauper and DonSpaccafurnu like this

ZoJ, barbaresco, guggigirl, SimonLauper and anonyman like this

release your inner peace

anonyman, Dr.Evil, Luenchen, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

Condom 99%

The pill 99%

Tennis socks in sandals 100%

Reposted from antonia1

casaper, yve74, againandagain, anonyman, barbaresco, Loupi4614, Dr.Evil, Qiu, cbah, ZoJ and 3 others like this

Bass,
Bass, wir brauchen Bass

againandagain, Dr.Evil and ZoJ like this

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

#emwikts.com

Artemis, mjf, jonesygirl80, Babs_77, nano560, SimonLauper and guggigirl like this

we're not here for long

@permanentwaves

aehmpaeh, Qiu, Babs_77, permanentwaves, againandagain, guggigirl, stefan_noth and nano560 like this

auch in den sozialen Medien gibt's Asoziale

ZoJ, mir-jam, guggigirl, stefan_noth, SimonLauper and anonyman like this