Perky1297's Posts

Yes, it's all fun and games until you can't get the duct tape off...

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the harder you fall the higher you bounce •

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I've never had a problem
that I couldn't make worse.

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Side by side
or miles apart,
we are sisters connected by the heart •

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Did you know, that 3-4 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.

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DIFFICULT ROADS
OFTEN LEAD
TO BEAUTIFUL
DESTINATIONS

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I don't really want it if I have to show you how to give it.

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Kiss me like your ex is watching

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walk with me on the shady side of life

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Be careful who you make memories with, those things can last forever.

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Kiss me like your ex is watching

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i want to fuck you so bad right now.

damn autocorrect..

i meant hey.

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It's okay.

My comebacks are as epic as my fuck-ups.

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If you find yourself, how will you know it's you?

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I will save you from the darkness.

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Light is easy to love.

Show me your darkness.

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Beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.

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LOVE IS IN THE AIR
TRY NOT TO
BREATHE

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LOVE IS IN THE AIR
TRY NOT TO
BREATHE

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TOO BAD THERE ISN'T A VACCINE AGAINST STUPIDITY.

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PARTY LIKE A MAN AND LOVE LIKE A WOMAN!!!

Of course size matters.....

Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

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Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.

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YOUR WORDS WILL LEAVE AN IMPRINT OF MEMORIES WHICH STORY'S YET BE TOLD

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YOUR WORDS WILL LEAVE AN IMPRINT OF MEMORIES WHICH STORY'S YET BE TOLD

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Unless you can question your own beliefs, you have no place questioning the beliefs of others.

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As you move outside of your comfort zone, what was once the unknown and frightening becomes your new normal.

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The new
normal
is born from
those that
were inspired
to go beyond
the optional

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The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success

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Twinkle, twinkle little star lead me to the nearest bar!

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I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

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I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

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I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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I'm sorry all I had to give wasn't worth anything.
But I gave it,
with my whole heart.
I believed it was everything important.

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It has been a long week... I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.

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Sheet ripping,
Sweat dripping,
Loud screaming,
Hair pulling,
Ass smacking,

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Kiss my neck
Bite me
Pull my hair
Trace my spine
Hold me down
Use you tongue
Make me moan
Don't stop til' I'm shaking

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treat me like a princess
fuck me like a pornstar

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the only thing that looks good on me is you.

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the only thing that looks good on me is you.

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he held her like
a seashell
and listened to
her heart.

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overworked

and

underfucked

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Trust takes years to build, yet seconds to shatter.

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You're so fake,
even China denied they made you.

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one day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces fit back together again

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You're so fake,
even China denied they made you.

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If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once, because you never really left.

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Sheet ripping,
Sweat dripping,
Loud screaming,
Hair pulling,
Ass smacking,

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Mmmm, fuck it. Yeah, I have a dirty mind.

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Your clothes. They bother me. Take them off.

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Life is like sex..
you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it •

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YOUR FACE WOULD LOOK BETTER BETWEEN MY LEGS.

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Don't
tease
unless
you
can
please!

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Biting the pillow is the best form of breakfast in bed.

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Sex on television cant hurt you unless you fall off.

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Falling in love is easy.
Staying in love requires dedication, understanding, forgiveness, great sex-often, showing support even if you may not agree, silly flirting, random compliments, exposing your weaknesses and trusting those weaknesses will never be used against you. True Love Takes Work.

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Forgive and forget?

Sorry, I'm not God...

I don't have Alzheimer's either.

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Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

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Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

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treat me like a princess
fuck me like a pornstar

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I don't have a DIRTY mind...

I have a SEXY imagination!

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Never hire an electrician with no eyebrows. Just saying.

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I hear someone screaming!

That's the last time I buy duct tape at the dollar store.

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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

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men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

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I don't have a DIRTY mind...

I have a SEXY imagination!

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Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

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Dear Life

Please stop fucking me in broad daylight.
I would much rather prefer it under the cover of darkness.

yours sincerely
me

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I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

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I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

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lick
me
'till
ice cream

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Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

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Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

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Go deeper.

That's not sexual.

(THIS time...)

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You may not be Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you until he shows up.

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If you could read my mind I'm pretty sure you'd be traumatized for life.

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THE SUN GOES DOWN,THE STARS COME OUT
AND ALL THAT COUNTS,IS HERE AND NOW
MY UNIVERSE,WILL NEVER BE THE SAME I'M GLAD YOU CAME

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And I just want to tell you, it takes everything in me not to call you, and I wish I could run to you, and I hope you know that every time I don't,

I almost do.

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There is a pretty good chance I'll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people.

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Screw butterflies!

I wanna* feel the whole fuckin'* zoo when I'm with him.

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Screw butterflies!

I wanna* feel the whole fuckin'* zoo when I'm with him.

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Tell the Negative Committee that meets inside your Head to
SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK
UP !!!!

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Some days I'm humbled
And wondering how the fuck
You deal with my shit

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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Sometimes just because
you can,
doesn't mean
you should.

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Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

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Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

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she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

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she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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FLY LIKE AN EAGLE.

FUCK LIKE A RABBIT.

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My immaturity keeps me young.

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I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

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