SlickMemes's Posts

I only attract psychopaths.
If you've ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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If you're normal get the hell away from me
I don't want to catch that shit.

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Didn't care yesterday.
Don't give a shit today.
Probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

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St. Patrick's day tip:

Clean your toilet now.
You may be face down in it later.

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Karma is the most patient gangster ever.

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I'm honestly a mean ass nice person.

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