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That you're bunch of cows?
-not bunch, herd.
Heard? Heard of what?
-herd of cows.
Of course i've heard of cows

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lumper: why you no speek spaanish?

me: warum sprichst du nicht Deutsch ?

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I think you've killed me

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A moment of silence to all the people who can't find their name on a coke bottle.

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Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

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Of course, foreigners steal your job.

But maybe, if someone without contacts, money or speaking the language steals your job, you're shit?

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In der IKEA:

2 % Möbel kaufen

2 % Möbel ansehen

96 % Bleistifte klauen
und Hot-Dogs essen

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love is an open door.

an open fridge door..

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