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Both vodka and vagina
start with "v".

Coincidence?

4

If they had just called it
"The stay at home challenge"
and posted it on Facebook, the virus would be gone now.

22

Can we uninstall 2020
and install it again?

This version has a virus

4

My approach to being a good man is to act like a bra. I try to be supportive and help shoulder your burdens, but mostly I'm just there to touch your boobs.

14

I had a wet dream last night!

Passed out on the front lawn and woke up to find the sprinklers had turned on!

12

Heart:
You should tell him how you feel.
Brain:
Don't you dare!!!
Alcohol:
Message sent.

25

An idea that doesn't
work without colour
doesn't work at all.

Colour is secondary,
everything is bone
and shadow.

14

when you
finally find the
words... and
it's too late

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