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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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Fairy tales are more than true.

Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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sometimes the person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger.

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Fifty shades of grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Criminal minds episode.

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FARTED ON THE BUS TODAY AND 4 PEOPLE TURNED AROUND.
FELT LIKE I WAS ON THE VOICE

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