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I have my faults
but odds are
you won't feel them while I'm fucking you.

it's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

it's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

My biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shit while I'm playing dead.

"Watch porn and be happy."

I think I read this in the Bible.

Move on,
with grace.

Life takes you to unexpected places

love takes you home

for me its going to be another 'come as you are' kind of year

It's OK, funds.

I'm insufficient too.

I won't vote for Hillary just because I'm a woman, just like people shouldn't vote for Trump just because they're idiots.

Trump is nothing but a celebration of hatred, racism, cowardice, stupidity, catastrophy and memes rolled into one real life cartoon character •••

Sometimes a long drive alone with some loud fucking music is all you need.

the smell of new
book is intoxicatingly attractive and reading each page is like as if breathing air •••

None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear.

Bertrand Russell

Only the brave know how to forgive... a coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.

Laurence Sterne

Please.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your favourite shade of lipstick is penis!

those who support
trump are the
same ones who
would have voted
for hitler •••

Some craziness will help
in life

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance.

Wait for the one who pursues you, makes an ordinary moment seem magical, who brings out the best in you, makes you want to be a better person. Wait for the person who will be your best friend, the only person who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances.

there is
something
inherently
punchable in
trump's face •••

the problem with
sarcasm is that
not everyone is
smart enough •••

Being strong
feels exactly
the same as
being weak.
The difference
is, you don't quit.

* The universe is in
your bones, *

The stars in
your soul.
*
It's never *
really,

* The
* End.
* *

Going insane and not coming back...

The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.

Bertrand Russell

you must go on adventures to find out where you belong •

you cannot save people,
you can only love them
....... :)

When you experience it, truly, you will be humbled by the feeling of your enormity, and the awareness of your smallness, like the rumble and crack of lightning and grey clouds, churning the Sea, within and without. The terrifying joy -limitless, unbound; what magic, I've known.•apa

No one sounds more like they attended Trump University than Trump.

Don't mock the way people cope with tragedy. Whether it seems too frivolous or serious or social or religious to you, just let them cope.

i like people with emotional and intellectual depth, people who speak with passion from their inner twisted mind.

In Saudi Arabia,
a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he
does not keep her
supplied with coffee.

The world can seem like a wilderness of shitty people but among them are the beautiful strangers that can change that perspective forever.

Learn to give your absence
to
those
who
don't
appreciate your presence.

Self respect is good but if you don't extend it to others you're kind of missing the point.

no matter how
smart you are,
every once in a
while you still
hop on the
wrong train •••

She wants to build a spaceship, and fly up high, so she can hug her mama, one last time.

I thought I was listening to the wrong song, until you came along and asked me to dance.

Telling a black man to respect police so they don't get killed is like telling a woman to dress appropriately so they don't get raped.

As long as more bloodshed is used to protest bloodshed, there will be more bloodshed.

He called me a bitch

I called him an ambulance

I am less afraid of artificial intelligence than natural stupidity.

1 universe
9 planets
204 countries
809 islands
7 seas

and I had the
privilege of
meeting you.

America and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most.
So far Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.

Going out of your way to make anyone feel like a stranger, who doesn't belong, doesn't make it true.

That just makes it
the wrong place, for them.

Everyone belongs, somewhere.
Keep going.

I need you to love me a little louder today.

Each time you say hello to a stranger, your heart acknowledges over and over again that we are all family.

Suzy Kassem

EVERYBODY IS A
STRANGER SOMEWHERE

Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you'll have.

A name change,
isn't a game change.
Character is like fingerprints.

You are not a drop in the ocean.
You are the entire ocean in a drop.

(Rumi)

We all do the best we can, within the context of our experiences, up to that point. New experiences challenge us, and change us, and we fuck-up, and/or backslide, many times. But, we can also change-up, discover and become better.

I love that.

The truth is,
I don't think I'm better than you. I just believe you're better than that.

Teach me things. Introduce me to different authors, artists, and music. That shit is sexy as fuck.

Damn it's Saturday night. I'm home alone... For A Week... and I have an out of money experience.

I would jump off a bridge but I burnt all of them.

Some people react physically to the magic of poetry, to the moments, that is, of authentic revelation, of the communication, the sharing, at its highest level...

• Dylan Thomas

For it would seem - her case proved it - that we write, not with the fingers, but with the whole person. The nerve which controls the pen winds itself about every fibre of our being, threads the heart, pierces the liver.

• Virginia Woolf, "Orlando"

For you
the word
"beautiful"
needs unpacking.
Every corner
carefully unfolded.
More than
your face
or your body.
It's your thoughts, your laughter, your sighing.
It's your entire being... •apa

Feet hanging off the bed
head in hands
rub my back
kiss my neck
and remind me the world is beautiful, again... • apa

"What's your greatest weakness?"

"Men dressed in sharp suits."

"You're hired."

When have you demonstrated leadership skills?

"Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that."

At a job interview: "What are your strengths?"

"I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."

"Can you give me an example?"

"Yes, when do I start?"

Interviewer:
"What do you think is your greatest weakness"?

Interviewee:
"Honesty".

Interviewer:
"Well I don't think honesty is a bad thing".

Interviewee:
"Well, I don't give a fuck what you think".

Just remember ladies...

Blowjobs don't cause babies but they CAN cause jewelry.

...It takes trust to turn darkness to light. And those who trust, risk putting their faith in the wrong hands. For, there are those who pray FOR you, and there are those who prey ON you. And no matter how careful you are... sometimes, you just can't tell the difference.
• John Constantine

You let me in
to a conversation
A conversation
only we could make
You break and enter my imagination
Whatever's in there
its yours to take

• U2

The only time my wife will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground.

IF GRAVITY DISAPPEARED
I WOULD STILL HOLD ON TO YOU

The world is
one big crash site*.
And we are all walking

...wounded.

We're asking the citizens of New York to refrain from putting strange objects up their butts, until the automated system is back online. Thanks in advance, for your cooperation.

- Dir. of Operations, 911

A first kiss after five months means more than a first kiss after five minutes.

i am drawn to you
for the same reason insects are
drawn to burning light;
we are both compelled
to jump into beautiful things,
even if they have the potential to
set us on fire

• emma bleker

Cocksure and gun-shy

Both at the same time

Asking and Telling

Lost and found

These are all truths

To see a World in a grain of sand,

And Heaven in a wild flower,

Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand,

And Eternity in an hour.

~~William Blake

My Google search knows me so well, it's like we finish each other's senior citizen porn!

I use to think you took my breath away.
Now I realize I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

$* * * * * • • • • • • * * * * * \o/\o o \o/ o/\o \o o u u\/u/ u /u u\ u \ /u || // \\ / \ \| |\ / \ / |$

I could fill you up; ignoring the emptiness around us.

Something Wicked This Way Comes...

Grow old with me!

The best is yet to be.

~~Robert Browning

Can't
stop drinking about
you.

If you like someone, make your intentions clear. If you don't like someone, make your intentions clear.

I just need to see more of your beautiful.

Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up.
• Louise Erdrich

The summer 2014 took a fall break

I believe,
kisses ARE contracts,
and my word IS bond.

words are saying what you think

silence is saying what you feel

When you have that "I ought to be in jail" feeling...

Because, even when you're gutted, something still
gets in, down deep; stirs you.

Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary.

That's bordering

on racist.

Being unable to articulate the process by which the transference of (any) energy occurs, doesn't mean it does not occur. Only, that we have yet to identify the process.

Praying the gay away is not as fun as fucking the religion away.

This world wasn't meant for me. Nearly nothing I love is legal.

FIGHT FOR YOUR WORLD,
NOT YOUR COUNTRY.

I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie.

To get some enemies you don't need to declare war, just say what you think

Martin Luther King

When true love comes to you it will be brighter than the sun.

no better place to speak a prayer than between her thighs

you can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep

- navajo proverb

PERFECT 'feelin complete' MOMENT:

RAIN +
CUDDLING +
DEEP CONVERSATIONS +
AIMLESS DRIVE +
DECENT MELLOW MUSIC +
MAYBE SOME HERB

There is a huge difference between a hot girl & a girl wearing lesser clothes.

if you define who you are by wearing certain brands with prominent logos, just remember:

you're most likely buying a product made by extremely impoverished people in other countries, imported cheaply into a low-wage distribution center and then distributed to low-wage retail workers while supporting the spending habits of born-rich, empty people at the top who buy out your government

oh but you're so fancy, aren't you?

Exercise is the easiest and least expensive cure for depression. Just walking 30 minutes a day will help you and sometimes completely alleviate your symptoms. For this very reason, many therapists take walks with clients instead of doing "couch time."

Depression is experienced as anxiety 65 percent of the time. Make sure you get an accurate diagnosis, so you can get the most effective treatment available.

a joint a day, keeps the happy pills away.

screw a happy pill.

love a chill pill.

You need more Vitamin Me

Make someone happy...And you wont need a happy pill.

They are all lost in hope of finding a happy pill but won't even consider legalizing marijuana

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian".

~~Mike Tyson

I'm somewhat
of a bullshitter myself, but occasionally I like to listen to an expert,
so please,
carry on....

People get stuck in traffic on their way to ride stationary bicycles at the gym.

It's been too long since we sent a man to the moon.

I have someone in mind...

I
need
****one

Make sure you
know the reason,
or you may treat the wrong person like only a season and wonder for a lifetime.

I don't get it why people call eachother bitches, I mean a bitch is a female dog.

Thirty years ago called.
It wants your picture back.

my milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard
but he's like i'm lactose intolerant

People do not seem to realize that their opinion
of the world - is also a confession of character

•Ralph Waldo Emerson

never let your fear decide your fate

He who Angers you,

Conquers
you

"LSD can make you lose weight."

Makes sense. It's kind of hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.

"Eloquent,"
is my motherfuckin' middle name.

When I have a crush on someone I play it cool. Like really cool. Like I do nothing to show I'm attracted to them.

This never works.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

• Dr. Maya Angelou

The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini.

life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments which take our breath away.

maya angelou

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to achieve, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

But, if you weren't
acting or speaking
from your true nature,
in the first place, everything built is automatically undone with every word or action.

There's no such thing as 'turning into a homo,' or 'homo by association.'
But, if you say things like this, your friends should know, there IS such a thing as 'idiot by association.'

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.

I've been 40 years discovering that the queen of all colors was black.

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

*

Love is the voice under all silences, the hope which has no opposite in fear; the strength so strong, mere force is feebleness: the truth more first than sun, more last than star...

e.e. cummings 1864-1962

a Belgian woman was telling her stepsister "I've slept with a Brazillian".
The stepsister replied "Oh my God you slut how manys a Brazillian"

"...be strong, but not rude;
be kind, but not weak;
be bold, but not bully;
be thoughtful, but not lazy;
be humble, but not timid; be proud, but not arrogant;
have humor, but without folly."

• Jim Rohn

A DELETED BROWSER HISTORY SAYS IT ALL.

your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it

- rumi

From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to give you the wrong phone number

You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go, and see what happens.

Throwing fertilizer at people that need to grow up.

People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

I like people too much or not at all. I've got to go down deep, to fall into people, to really know them.

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

To all the virgins...thanks for nothing.

Condoms should change color when in contact with an STD.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

She's the type of woman to throw stuff when she gets angry with her husband. Like her vagina.
At the neighbor.

Your naked body should belong only to those who fall in love with your naked soul

-Charlie Chaplin

$Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!$

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

"The difference between sex and love is sex relieves tensions and love causes it."

Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

I found your nose.

Its in my business again.

PLEASE give me the strength to not go DEXTER on this Motherfucker

ALL EYES ON THE ROYAL VAGINA.

Sometimes,
when reading a blog,
which I do infrequently,
I see that generations of Americans have been willfully crippled, and can no longer spell or write a sentence.

• Alice Walker

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.

The first to help you up are the ones who know how it feels to fall down.

all I want is what I'm worth.

True philosophy requires respect for
the unknown and
belief in the possibility
of the improbable.

Carpe
Dame

(Sieze The Woman)

Boldomatic

A lethal use of "farce".

"Shit, I have to break up with her in person? Isn't there an easier way?"

-Alexander Graham Bell

Concealing your identity is like robbing your soul. It's the only thing you truly have, yet you choose to ship it away.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I wanted to change what happened...

But what happened changed me.

Sorry i'm late but i didn't want to come

She sold seashells, down by the shore. But seashells don't sell; so now, she's a whore.

SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS.

your so fake barbies jealous

Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlours & say "Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."

if britney spears made it through 2007 then you can make it through this day.

- rain puts a hole in the stone because of its constancy, not its force

just keep knocking on doors until the right one opens -

ATTN. NEWBIES:
Any dumbass who still uses "gay" as a synonym for "bad" or "stupid" will be immediately unfollowed.
Take that shit somewhere else. Thanks.
And have a nice day.

things you should not judge people for:
•height
•weight
•age
•sexuality
•physical appearance
•social status
•music taste
things you should judge people for:
•being an asshole

I am not anti-social.

I am selectively social.

do you ever have the urge to tell people to shut up even when they aren't even talking

Do you
master
wait

Sometimes getting lost in the music is all it takes to remind me everything will be alright

The more foreign a person is.. The better I get along with them. It's weird. I love foreigners. They teach me about the world outside of here and they adore how open my mind is for being so American. All I know is that I know nothing, right? Socrates said this once.
It is my favorite quote.

War is when the government tells you who the enemy is.

Revolution is when you figure it out yourself.

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress.
You're still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.

Do you before you do him/her.

just breathe

Sometimes you just got to get out and do shit. Life's lame? Make it not lame.

The world is full of magic; to not understand this is failure to embrace one's true self.

It's easy to forget that the universe is in our minds.

you can run from a place

and you can mask a feeling

but you can't simply erase

if you want true healing.

Let's
can't sleep
together •

Roses are red Violets are blue Instead of someting romantic,
I hope you enjoyed these gardening facts.

"Your battles inspired me-not the obvious material battled

but those that were fought and won behind your forehead

~ James Joyce

You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.

witch,
please.

Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying: "Sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.

i arrive and depart single, but i'm grateful for your company while i'm here!

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

dear newcomers - first welcome to the world of boldomatic
second a few things
•start following people you will find some cool ones in the suggested or most popular list
•like bolds
•write good bolds
•write bolds
•have fun

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

All my life I thought air was free..
until I bought a bag of chips •

if you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.

An Australian kiss is like a French kiss

but Down Under

Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while you are waiting.

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

The creative adult is the child who survived.

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

Never interrupt a woman when she is silent.

"God thinks within geniuses, dreams within poets, and sleeps within the rest of us." -Peter Antenberg

the rose is red.
wine is also red.

poetry is hard.
wine.

Last night this lass came rapping at my chamber door, she's too clingy bro nevermore nevermore

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.