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Posts Liked by Beefjerky

I call you "Penis," because you're
always trying
to insert yourself,
without an explicit invitation.

15

I Once had this
dream that I lived
on an expensive
planet called earth
and had no money,

I never woke up

19

*
LETTUCE
TURNIP
THE
BEET

19

Relax people.....we're all crazy...

It ain't a competition

17

My chest is so hairy it's like my nipples are a secret.

28

are you even comprehending what i'm saying

please acknowledge that you hear me

12

If burglers broke into my house and searched for money,
I'd just laugh and search with them.

52

why do i keep forgetting
that i have choices?

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