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Posts Liked by blakksheep66

CRAP!
Now the voices in my head have learned sign language.

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I knocked out a guy who said bacon sucks. No one talks about my friends that way

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If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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I want you to want me

I need you to need me

And i'd love you to love me

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