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there should be an app so you can delete your number from other people's phones

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“When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking.”

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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if you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will just eat cereal.

that's science.

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What kind of doctor is
Dr. Pepper?

A FIZZician!

(Please don't unfollow me)

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's just something
I could see myself doing.

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I hoped growing old

would take longer.

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In meiner Bierschneckenfalle im Garten schwimmen drei Männer...

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Ich habe weder die Zeit noch die Buntstifte, Dir das jetzt zu erklären.

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