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Condoms aren't completely safe: My friend was wearing one and got hit by a bus!

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Its mostly grapes. Actually, its all grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, I'm having wine for dinner.

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When a girl is in love; one can see it in her smile.

When a boy is in love; one can see it in his pants.

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There's a new disease called ear gonorrhea, you get it from listening to too many assholes.

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There's a new disease called ear gonorrhea, you get it from listening to too many assholes.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

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Life is not about the quantity of friends you have. It is the quality of the friends you have.

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