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It's about who you miss at 2pm in the afternoon when you're busy, not 2am in the morning when you're lonely.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

345

Quick!
No time to explain...
grab a donkey

134

Can't get out of bed.

Send help....,
or waffles.

Just send waffles.

247

Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

289

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

I like people the way I like my tea.

I hate tea.

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