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Ever wondered why a safety pin is called so even though it isnt safe...

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Wow its been a long while since Ive been on Boldmatic .
I feel almost like a technical newby virgin, I could be considerd for the part ! (if there were a part )
ANY WAY I JUST WANT TO SAY HI TO juneocaughlla, Misterlab, jodieT, and the rest of the familiar writers miss you all and I m glad you all still post I enjoy reading wgat you say bye bye Nicci

3

People
who talk shit
will be reincarnated as toilet paper •

212

nuances between red and blue

8

that moment when you find your boss on wikipedia...

22

It's just another love song,
About another girl.
Just another movie where they save the world,
And every rollercoaster does a loop de loop...

I think I'm ready for
something new.

6

Sometimes being far apart makes me realise how lucky we are.

18

Baby of mine, don't you cry.
Baby of mine, dry your eyes.
Rest your head close to my heart, never to part.
Baby of mine.

10

There's no going back to just friends after proposing...-_-

13

'your room will be available at 3 PM'

is definetely not the sentence I want to hear after a 6 hour flight

24

I want your whiskey mouth

All over my blonde south.

5

me : i hate her

"hate is a strong word"

me : that's why I used it

16

has your friend ever asked you to hang out with you and you say you're busy but all you're gonna do is eat the refrigerator and watch some netflix

18

But, keep your rage.
Rage is good.
You can still love. Sometimes, it's the only proof that it still exists.
A tamed animal is still an animal.
Always.
Love on;
with a passionate fury.
• apa

25

The blame is not tangible.

5

My imagination must mean someting because I'm a figment of it.

6

Our love has got humour

She's the giggle at a funeral

8

I'm afraid
of empty
swimming
pools
and giant
statues.

14

Cut to some lonely doorway, where a tramp has three cold fingers up another tramp, they're starving but they fingerfuck like hell, and underneath the layers of old clothes beneath the cardboard newspaper and cloth, their genders are impossible to tell.

7

All the boys are smoking menthols

Girls are getting back rubs

I will drift to you if you make yourself shake fast enough

3

Twinkle, twinkle little star lead me to the nearest bar!

213

Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

66

Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

21

i was lost when we found each other, i hoped you'd lead me out of the labyrinth but instead i was devoured by the minotaur

6

How do you let go of someone who has a hold on you?

I'd love to know...

5

i fall 2 hard & 2 fast for those who trip me

5

$Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your 'X' Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on... Dude...$

14

I wanna feel like I am floating
Instead of constantly exploding
In fear and loathing

6

taken out of cont t
ex

44

Noticing how beautiful the city lights are at night while getting chased by the cops.

40

Escape, From The Isle of Prudes!!

18

Oh, well.
Sleeping 18 out of 24 hours can't be that weird...

5

I'm not offended by
all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know
I'm not dumb - and I'm
not blonde either.

- Dolly Parton

30

Bought a two man tent earlier today.

Still waiting.

16

I'm a dirty blonde;
not a dumb blonde.

44

If you don't like to read, you haven't found the right book.

68

I'm a
cuntspiracy*
theorist.

20

Though it may be as small as solitary, it is still possible that an audience exists.

10

hangman teaches us a lot.

it teaches you that by saying the wrong things you could end someones life.

52

don't let your loyality become slavery

if they don't appreciate what you bring to the table, then let them eat alone

22

I don't wanna be different

6

You only have to die. Nothing else.

4

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

6

how many times did you smile while crying inside?

17

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's about who walked into your life, said "I'm here for you" and proved it.

85

She wears all black just like her soul yet her heart is made of gold.

25

ditch the bitch

17

TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS, BUT ALSO KILLS IN THE END.

52

get fearious

2

It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing!

5

The world has a fine collection of maps.

9

Time is cyclical. And made by Dyson.

3

You know you love someone when you save their
texts and re-read them when no one is
watching..
<3

4

And unsolicited ovations, ignored, could become, unwanted invitations, abhorred.
But, it could be, you're waiting for a slammed door,
when no one's even inside, anymore.

16

When you get to my house, don't use the doorbell. Just knock gently with your ding dong.

• kj*

16

3

We're just
waiting
for it all

to end

2

You don't need a fortune cookie.

Know that,
I got* you.
No matter what.

31

HELLO EVRYONE ITS 2015 LETS PARTY WRITERS

2

he offered her the world

she said she had her own

33

knowing how to touch her, without touching her, really touches her.

1

believe in your dreams

8

I want to travel across the world and breathe the salt from the skin of your neck.

13

Better to be showered in gold, than get golden shower*...

*For some people(?)

11

maybe the sun doesn't wanna be called hot.

maybe it wants to be called BEAUTIFUL.

25

As young as I feel and as old as I am
Im at that age where I dont give a dam

5

if you cannot be a poet,
be the poem

49

Even though I can't see you right now, I know that you're genuine smiles are infectious and simply beautiful.

6

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

3

bring your love baby i could bring my shame

5

how to do
the right thing if you want everyone to be happy, including yourself?

27

If a man is talking in a forest and no woman can hear him

is he still wrong?

32

I got a new
phone and its smarter than a fifth grader.

5

The more I listen, the more I see.

33

They say behind all good men is a better woman but I say beside all good woman is a good man and behind them are the shadows of people that helped make them who they are today.

3

We have each other and everything else is background noise.

191

I appreciate the opportunity to express myself. 'Cause in the real world, most of you wouldn't give me the time of day. So, thanks.

20

I shouldn't be up this late, but...

I'm a bad boy

16

Please hire me. I'm not crazy I swear

8

You festering pustule of malignant ooze.

9

Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and he was actually saying

'Ahhh.. Men.'

27

People in glass houses shouldn't throw

naked dinner parties

74

santa gets all the credit

and i get all the bills...

177

Love is supposed to hurt.

That's the deal.

12

A perfect Soulmates isn't actually perfect at all, it consists of two people who NEVER give up on each other despite any hurt or pain.

1

These are the words, we dare not say.
We lock 'em in a bold box, and turn away.
We struggle in the world, looking for strength.
To release these words,
in the air, someday.

23

KARMA
IS ONLY
A BITCH
IF YOU ARE.

61

I used to never dream, and now I can't seem to stop.

12

We are in the ruins, at times; maybe often.
But we are not ruined.

32

Formerly the future was better.

7

Life always offers a second chance. It's called tomorrow!

5

" I'm sexy and I know it." No, you're slutty and you blow it.

4

And some salt the wounds unintentionally. Try not to retaliate; lash out. Wrong target.
Try to understand their oblivion. You set it up that way. Try to let the smiles soothe you. Try to paddle for the next buoy. You can make it. Just breathe.

14

This is a message to all my dear and bold followers... Hope your Christmas was amazing, I wish you the best, because without you, I can't show my boldness

14

How should we know what happens after life

when we not even know what tomorrow brings?

14

Let's not forget that some 2000 years ago, around this time, the Virgin Mary was like "how the fuck..."

22

I sometimes
feel bad about comparing people's newborns to Gollum. But then I remember the times they said my dog is cross-eyed.

15

Distance never seperates
two hearts that really care,
for our memories span the
miles and in seconds we
are there.
But whenever I start
feeling sad 'cause I miss
you, I remind myself how
lucky I am to have
someone so special to
miss.

21

let me sit this ass on you .

10

Never say never and never say forever.

9

I could say "I'm fine" infront of you with tears in my eyes and you would still belive I was..

9

you have one month to finish the book of 2014. make the last chaper a perfect one.

14

night thinking, day dreaming

28

- Have more than you show and speak less than you know

13

last year, I asked santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas

I woke up in a box.

22

KEEP IT SIMPLE:

Missing somebody: call!
Have a question: ask!
Want to be understood: explain!
Don't like something: change it!
Love someone: tell them!
Want to meet up: invite!

33

your tolerance
is not our
acceptance.

3

There is no God.

And I'm his prophet.

16

Hey Santa, you know who else liked to judge people?
That dude Hitler.

18

I saw your mama stroking Santa's "yule log."

14

Dear Pen,

saw your posts.
You're getting shit in your stocking. Again. XOXO.

Bitch.

Love,
Santa*

23

We forgive
others,
often, but,
we rarely
forgive
ourselves.

63

Dude I'm still fucked up and the tv is on the history channel talking about symbols in the 1700s and it is making me crack the fuck up.

11

you emotionally bond with the people you dance with

2

Snow is white, pure and clean.

13

Meeting you was like
listening to a song
for the first time
and knowing it
would be my
favorite.

59

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

46

I love drinking hot coffee while sitting outside on a dismal day.

11

If you're uncomfortable being a part of the process or the product, don't fuck with an artist.

18

Some typos are like farts...

almost impossible to see.

14

Dear Boldomatic Users,

If I discover that some of you are talking shit about me, I will take a shit on your chimneys.

Sincerely,
Santa

7

My coffee was strong and my monday hard.

10

I find the mind-numb when I'm cold and tired. My coworker comes over, dancing, and singing my name. He feeds his Coca-Cola addiction. I sit and shiver.

6

I gotta* do it my way, and hope for the best, as do you.

13

What sex are you?

Male [ ]
Female [ ]
Sexy [x]

87

'the less you know

the sounder you sleep'

14

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

13

I love you
to much.
don't forget it.
Don't ask
me how much.
Don't ask me
how,
because each
moment is
different.
I like to love you
in this way

7

You can relax in the satisfaction.

2

Too many people remember their rights but forget their responsibilities.

5

Don't believe everything happiness says.

4

"Lie to me again"
she whispered.

"I love you"
he said.

6

together on a higher level.

2

Trust that everything happens for a reason, even when you're not wise enough to see it

2

No one can determine another's destiny.

-Neji Hyuaga. ~Naruto.

13

Let's live a life with no regrets. Let's be free.

6

FIGHT FOR YOUR WORLD,
NOT YOUR COUNTRY.

147

The creative adult is the child who survived.

491

Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

223

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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Having sex is like exercising

Let's get healthy

20

I know I am not perfect, but I can smile

24

Just imagine... A place among the stars, where you are not afraid of time...

16

My coworker asked if I'd seen Fight Club, so I punched him for breaking the first two rules of Fight Club

23

All of us light up the room...
Some when they enter...
Some when they leave.

4

sometimes, I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

2

we are not defined by how hard we fall.

3

oh honey. you can't break a broken heart

3

i want you to know something
but im not sure how too tell it,

so ill let the first 3 words explain it

1

we didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.

2

hi hello if you're reading this i hope something good happens to you today

106

Only hate the road when you're missing home

8

Stop trying to fit in, when you were born to stand out...

3

I'm going to be popular just you wait.

8

I was wrong about all of it.

9

No ones looking! Do it NOW.... lol

1

I didn't
do it..
I'm laughing because whoever did
it is a freaking genius •

26

Cherish every moments in your life, and with whom you spend those moments with. Because those every moments wont come twice in your life, and so does people whom you with.

1

It's odd really

- how afraid one can be of ones own mind.

5

I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig....

it's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

54

Once you've been hurt once, you get scared to get attached again because you think everyone you love afterwards will hurt you.

1

I keep catching myself wishing I could forget all the horrible things you have done.

4

i might prefer bleeding out of my dick for a week per month instead of this shaving shit.
#red_neck

2

* *
•
__________

fuuuuuuuuuuck

3

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying toilet paper?

23

when the times comes to leave

just walk away quietly and don't make
any fuss

10

some people want straight rainbows.

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