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ALCOHOL INCREASES THE SIZE OF THE 'SEND' BUTTON BY 89%.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

Humpty Dumpty just didn't do enough Yoga.

9

I am now
fully aware
of my self induced isolation from others over the years
and I'm proud to say
I've changed.

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“Im ready when you are” is just a polite way of saying “Hurry the fuck up you slow piece of shit!”

13

Live forever or die trying

2

I drink therefore i am

1

Brith Control Pills
for Men, which
they won't need
because you can't get
robots pregnant anyway.

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