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SHE DOSEN'T SAY "I LOVE YOU"
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON,
INSTEAD SHE'LL LAUGH, SHAKE HER HEAD, GIVE YOU A LITTLE SMILE, AND SAY "YOU'RE AN IDIOT"
IF SHE TELLS YOU YOU'RE AN IDIOT'
YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN!

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Every great thing ever made on this Earth was an accident, like penicilin and me.

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funny, how my hand fits perfectly in your hand.

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BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DON'T WE WORK ON NATURAL STUPIDITY?

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Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.

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So, what do you think is the meaning of life?

- me attempting small talk

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"Guck mal ein Alien auf einem UFO."

"Alter, nimm den Hamster von der Frisbee!"

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IF YOU EVER TRIP AND FALL IN PUBLIC,
GET UP AND LAUGH AT YOURSELF AND SAY TO ANYONE WATCHING!

"SORRY, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE INHABITED A BODY"

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