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A date is actually an interview for sex.

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Du versperrst mir die Kurve zur Pointe meines Lebens

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Das Konzept
" nur putzen, wenn Besuch kommt ", weist mittlerweile auch grosse Schwächen auf.

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I JUST SAW 9 HOMELESS PEOPLE GIVING EACH OTHER FLU SHOTS UNDER THE OVERPASS,
WHAT A KIND AND CARING COMMUNITY WE LIVE IN.

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A random Toddler waved at me. I didn't wave back. Welcome to Life and all it's disappointments, you little Shit.

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I'm a thinker so make sure all your shit adds up before I start calculating.

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If I wanted to show support, I would have been born as a bra.

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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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