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Posts Liked by litsasayajin

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

10

You seem like a sweet person.

Mind if I lick you to find out?

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it's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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People who say they don't care what people think - are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think...

6

- but I think I like people

11

Kiss the hell out of me.

Please

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BOUGHT FIRST CHRISTMAS CANDY THIS YEAR.
I'M SO GETTING DIABETES TONIGHT.

10

"I wasn't THAT drunk...."

"Dude you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone".

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