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Me:
I don't know how to ride a horse

Vodka:
Sure, you do.

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Meiner Freundin gings heute Morgen so schlecht,

dass ich gezwungen war, sie bis vor den Herd zu tragen, damit sie mir mein Frühstück machen kann.

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i want to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avocado

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Ich trinke nicht!

Ich desinfiziere innere Verletzungen.

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"My eyes are up here!"

I yelled at the gyne....

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And every time I see your flim-flams, I get all buzzy in my wigwams until all I can think about is putting my bippity bop in your hippity hoppity until your tingly hooha splurfs all over my tamtam!!!!

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Avoid eye contact when you plug in your phone

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You're just another story
I can't tell anymore •

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