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"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

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Definition of HELL

Your last day on
earth, the person
you became meets
the person you could have become.

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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh no...she is awake!"

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Let me tell you a bit about my background...

Well, It's green.

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Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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