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Schatz, du warst doch mal mit deinen Kumpeln Forellen fischen.

Ja, warum?

Weil gerade eine der Forellen angerufen hat, sie würde bald laichen.

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The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them
"370HSSV 0773H"
and tell them to read it upside down.

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No teacher, I don't know the answer.
That's why my hand wasn't raised.

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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said:

"Bathroom closed."

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Was haben Spider-Man und Hipster gemeinsam?

Wenn sie kein Netz haben, gehen sie fotografieren.

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we all have that one friend, whose laugh is funnier than the joke.

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i bet the "YMCA" dance is harder to do in chinese...

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RTL? Nenn mich altmodisch, aber ich töte meine Gehirnzellen immer noch traditionell mit Alkohol!

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