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TIP OF THE DAY:

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where your shit ideas come from •

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"Are you free tomorrow?"

No... I am f**king expensive.

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This 8yr old boy was screaming at the supermarket cause his mum wouldn't buy him a chocolate bar. So I bought a snickers and ate it in front of him.

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The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

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The
sound
of children laughing makes me happy..
unless I'm home alone and the power goes out •

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Some kids were dropped as a baby. But you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

It's just that yours is stupid.

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If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question •

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