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The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

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You're not afraid of heights.

You're afraid of falling.

14

Better safe than sorry.

6

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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Too young.
Too dumb.

To realise.

4

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

4

I can and i will.

Watch me!

9

Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift.

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People in love use phrases like;
"takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet."

I think they"re confusing love with attempted murder.

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Stop thinking too much.

It's alright not to know all the anwsers.

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Sometimes i feel like giving up.
Then i remember i have a lot of people to prove wrong.

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The annoying moment when your favourite part of a song comes on...

And you have to get out of the car or go somewhere.

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There are big ships and small ships.

But the best ship of all is friendship.

14

Do not argue with an idiot.

He will drag you down to his level and beat you with expetience.

9

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K =
Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

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I'm a UNICORN!

8

Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot.

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What do you call a chinese sex offender?

Rai Ping Yu

9

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

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Imagine this:
You're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers 'Bless you' and hangs up.

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You may be the most beautiful woman in the world, but what would a blind man think?

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

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People who describe things as "better than sex" are having the wrong kind of sex!!

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We are all here
to have dreams and thoughts
that we should never lose.

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He turned to her, ran his hand up her thigh across her belly & down her legs. When he turned back to watch TV she asked "Why stop?" "Found remote!" he replied.

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Sex is no fun if you do it alone.

19

Don't
tease
unless
you
can
please!

34

away, only to get back.

21

- Spell "me".

- "M-E".

- You forgot the "D".

- There's no "D" in "me"...

- Not yet.

10

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

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And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

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Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

590

My immaturity keeps me young.

470

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

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Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

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I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

478

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

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*
LIFE HAS NO
REMOTE.
GET UP AND
CHANGE IT
YOURSELF.

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

279

Never trust a warm toilet seat

303

Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

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Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

462

until 0% battery do us part

337

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

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