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My boss doesn't like the nickname I gave him. It's awful to see Princess Dickhead crying.

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God promised man that good and obedient wives could be found in the corners of the earth...

then he made the world round and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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did you fall from heaven, because so did Satan.

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There are 1,013,913 english words but I never could string together any of them to accurately explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, it's done, but there is blood everywhere!

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if you fall get back up...

or you could be a boss and hit it the first time.

whatever works.

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reasons to date a nurse...

1. who else is going to encourage you to fart.

2.they know every drug.

3. they know how to tie you to a bed.

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i'm having one of those days where people's faces annoy me.

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