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I want to sleep for two years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank

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Three people sleeping together is called a threesome.

Two people sleeping together is a twosome.

Guess that's why people call me handsome.

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Under no circumstances you are allowed to read the following sentence!

You're a rebel, hm? i like you.

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If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck cock? Oh... wait... Twilight.

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I'm glad my pet can't talk. He knows too much...

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Job Interview:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."

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YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

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I miss you a little... I guess you could say, a little too often, a little too much...

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