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Common sense is not a gift, It's a punishment because you still have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

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A perfect person may not exist, but you're my definition of perfect.

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that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

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the meatballs bring all the people to ikea, and they're like it's better than frikadeller.

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the meatballs bring all the people to ikea, and they're like it's better than frikadeller.

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How many times do I have to say "excuse me" before "get the hell out of my way" becomes acceptable?

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Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah's Witnesses of the internet.

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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