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Posts Liked by Smylz

too many freaks, not enough circuses.

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keep you're perception of me out of my buisness.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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if you let an Instagram post ruin your day,
you were probably concieved from pre cum.

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I will make better mistakes tomorrow.

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an 8 year old was screaming and crying at the grocery store, because he wanted a snickers bar.

i bought it, and ate it right in front of him.

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sometimes i don't go big so i can go home.

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