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You are
gravity
in my
universe.

48

She doesn't do moderate. She's either 100% or zero. She doesn't like, she obsesses. She's always too much of something or too little. That's her tragedy.

53

And maybe the universe is just an old lady in a callcenter.

50

I want a simple life. I want to get up late, drink coffee and read old books. I also want a spaceship and a pet dragon

67

What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.

78

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

64

Home is where
hearts connect automatically.

65

Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

284

( ' } { ' )

154

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once, because you never really left.

289

Wait...

was that a hallelujah moment?

52

Make fear work for you. Don't let it just sit there making you crazy. Give it a job.

70

GET
BUSY
LIVING
NOW

66

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

72

é
GAY
l i t é

32

What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who can't afford an education?

144

Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

140

the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.

-Charles Bukowski

177

May the 4th be With You.

52

"what" and "if" - two words as non-threatening as words come.

but put them together and they have the power to haunt you for a lifetime...

"what if..?"

68

Men: if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like,imagine a browser with 2,837 tabs open.

All.The.Time.

135

i cherish you with all of my little black heart

53

leave my head
or
start paying rent

118

I AM ALREADY AGAINST THE NEXT WAR

59

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

122

6:08 pm

Just as strange a time as any other

31

everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

115

laugh and the world laughs with you,

snore and you sleep alone.

83

Its too hot

*opens window*

in comes: 20 flies,
8 spiders,
17 daddy long legs,
50 moths,
3 dragons
and 12 Jehovahs witnesses.

86

if you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side

94

THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

112

sleeping
naked burns more
calories

81

maybe you just have to live for the small things, like being called pretty or someone picking up the pen you dropped or laughing so hard that your stomach hurts. maybe thats all that really matters at the end of the day.

101

lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

125

all I want is what I'm worth.

80

90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

148

"I don't think I could stab anyone. Let's be honest, I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun".

84

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

170

the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

157

Can't Stop Drinking About You

95

unchainsaw my heart

34

If I am ever in a coma and have to be connected to machines to be kept alive, someone please clear my browsing history.

78

I dont know what they are called, the spaces between seconds but I think of you always in those intervals.

69

Shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets.

90

Whenever I look at a book the remote bursts out laughing.

45

I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm someones double vodka!

108

The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons
and morons.

89

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

69

find a job
you love
and you never work
a day in
your life

90

what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

92

sometimes you have to be your own hero and save your own heart

because sometimes the people you cant imagine living without

can live without you.

100

Extremists have shown what frightens them most. A girl with a book.

Malala Yousaf

59

HERE'S TO THE GIRLS who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather wear sweatpants instead of skinny jeans. Who don't get all the guys. Who aren't "popular" but feel like it, when they're with friends. Here's to the girls LIKE ME!

79

Nobody ever complains about someone who listens too much.

71

BACTERIA
THE
ONLY
CULTURE
SOME
PEOPLE
HAVE

68

Floating on a rock in space.

A really nice rock.

36

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ROMA ETERNA

29

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.

85

When a man says you're ugly, he's just being mean. When a woman says you're ugly, she's just jealous. When a child says you're ugly, you're ugly.

139

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

121

they say, 1 out of every 3 people cheat in a relationship.

not sure if it's my husband or my boyfriend

89

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again

101

out of all the lies i've told, 'just kidding!' is my favourite.

94

it's so fucking cold out, I just keyed someones car with my nipples by accident

57

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

58

Worried I am wasting my life worrying about wasting my life.

74

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

76

It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working

86

I put redbull in my coffee this morning instead of water.
And now I can see noises.

77

life isn't a fairytale.

if you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

71

I can't tell you how many times I've had to cancel a date because my dog keeps dying.

57

Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

102

just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

116

The most difficult part about walking away from someone is realizing that they don't care enough to attempt to stop you.

162

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

144

Hey Santa, you know who else liked to judge people?
That dude Hitler.

54

a virgin getting pregnant, l can believe. but three wise men?

80

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

136

My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

139

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

90

So lets find a bar so dark we forget who we are.

74

spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

82

Keep reaching for the stars.

But, please, get a better deodorant.

98

It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

121

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

146

Always love a women for her personality.

They have like 10, so you can choose.

145

If men could get pregnant, not only abortion would be legal, but birth control would be free, mandatory and bacon-flavored

80

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day unless you have dinner with me.

97

People complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties.

95

A perfectly useable set of 24 hours wasted on total and utter bullshit.. Oh how I love sundays!

64

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

164

I visited my psycho- therapist the other day...

he cried a lot.

68

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

94

That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

101

beautiful things don't ask for attention

159

I don't give a fuck.
I mean I do, but fuck it.

149

Complaining about the weather is about as intelligent as complaining about gravity, you can't do a thing about it unless you go really fucking far

away.

90

What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being pushed out of another vagina?

163

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

184

Pain
is just
a French
word for bread.

138

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

166

Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

194

I romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast OUR song...

...a 30sec ad video
plays first.

109

Relationship status:

Looking for a WiFi connection.

163

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

197

Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

212

thank god
i'm an atheist!

118

having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

201

If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

210

may i
please
hold
your hand
and walk
with you
in the
quiet
comfort of
a silent
peace

102

only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize there's a way to solve problems without using violence.

185

I still have no idea why it's called a beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a fuckin' troll!

168

Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

204

Would you like to sit next to you at dinner?

71

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

256

Spring needs to stand up to winter and kick it in the snowballs.

174

I wear my weirdness on the outside.

164

I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

278

Normal is getting
dressed in clothes
that you buy for work
& driving through traffic
in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, aaaand the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to leave in it...

171

7 BILLION PEOPLE, 14 BILLION FACES.

254

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

C. S. Lewis

239

Do you remember the time when we were all in peace?

Yeah, me neither.

197

We're going to buy a dog or have a child, but can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or our lives.

188

To be in the 1%, you have to do what 99% won't.

288

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

377

"condoms
are ok!"

- the pope

102

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

407

Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

318

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

462

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

788

we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

356

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

583

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

823

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

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