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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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Think outside the tank

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There are a Million Way's To Say " I Love You"

"Put Your Seatbelt on"
" Watch Your Step"
" Get Some Rest"

You Just Have To Listen

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If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

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I would love to take you on a proper date to make up for all the improper things I've already done to you in bed.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh shit it's the cops"?

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Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.

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As a true gentleman, I hold the door for my woman.

Then I smack her ass.

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