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Why can't mosquitos suck fat instead of blood?

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I'm not insane, I just do what the voices tell me.

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Deja poo
- the feeling that you've heard this crap before.

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That scary moment when you feel too fat because your hand gets stuck in the Pringle's can.

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You're about as usless as a white crayon!!

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Don't yell at your kids. Lean in real close and whisper, it's much scarier.

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Askhole
-A person who constantly asks for advice, yet does the opposite of what you told them.

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My phone has just been hacked by my *attractive* older sister!

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