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Take a shower, wash off the day. Drink a glass of water. Make the room dark. Lie down and close your eyes. Notice the silence. Notice your heart. Still beating. Still fighting. You made it, after all. You made it, another day. And you can one more. You're just doing fine..

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"Doctor, I have this
excruciating pain in
my left ear."
- "Alright, take off
you clothes and I'll
have a look."

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Alcohol damaged my short-term memory,
my long-time memory, but also my short-term memory.

3

To blame all muslims
for terrorists,
is like blaming all musician for
Justin Bieber.

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Here's to the nights that turned into mornings with the friends that turned into family.
Cheers to you.

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I refuse to go bungee jumping. ..I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't leaving because of one

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Did you just fart? Cause I've been blown away.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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