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dontheideaguy

Creative powers beyond those of mere mortals.

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dontheideaguy

Black Friday.

The mall's way of telling you they've been ripping you off the rest of the year.

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Don't think of your birthday as another candle on your cake, think of it as burning a little brighter this year.

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Creative powers beyond those of mere mortals.

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Brainstorm with the voices in your head.

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You Suck At Sales

.com

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If I were a spider I would build my web in the doorway of a business that doesn't advertise

...and live out my days in peace.

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I'm the one who put the prank candles on your birthday cake.

Keep blowing, sucker!

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1. Get up.
2. Make coffee.
3. Drink coffee.
4. Make more coffee.

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