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The first eighteen years of your life are like a free trial, and after that it's pay to play.

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What ever I just vacuumed up, sounded pretty important.

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Why doesn't Netflix have a "Watch but hide from your significant other you've watched this without them" option yet?

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Never miss an opportunity to make someone happy, even if you have to leave them alone to do it.

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If you can't handle me at my worst then leave me the fuck alone because I don't have a best. I'm always an asshole.

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Sorry boss, I wont be able to make it, I'm on eternity leave.

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Sometimes all you need is one friend, a cold beer and 5 million dollars.

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What I wanted to do this year:

~Eat healthy
~Drink more water

What I have actually done this year:

~Drank even more alcohol due to my ever growing hate for human race.

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